What's YOUR step 1?
 

The underpants gnomes:

Step 1. Collect underpants.
Step 2.
Step 3. Profit.

So what is your kickass business plan? You may only alter step 1.

step 1. wash underpants...
step 2. sell underpants...
step 3. collect profit?

Step 1. Look at porn.
Step 2.
Step 3. Profit.

1.) masturbate
2.)
3.) Profit

We gonna have to come up with a step two at some point?

I think a management decision is required here. To show no favoritism, everyone's ideas should be used (yeah, sounds like Dilbert, huh?)

Step 1. Collect underpants.
Step 2. Look at porn.
Step 3. Masturbate.
step 4. Wash underpants.
step 5. Sell underpants.
step 6. Collect profit.

Step 1) Get sober
Step 2)
Step 3) Profit

Step 1) Sit on my ass

Step 2)

Step 3) Profit.

Step 1) roll joint

Step 2)

Step 3)PROFIT

1) Take viagra

2)

3) Profit!

step1) smoke a joint
step2) eat a taco
step3) leave a skid mark
step4) sell
step5) lmao

I have a friend that pulled that off in college. One of the guys in the dorm had super arthritic hands, and his dad grew tons of pot on his farm. So this guy had pounds and pounds of weed, but couldn't roll it. My friend would roll 30-40 joints for this guy at a time and get to keep maybe, 10 of them.

My idea is :

Step 1) Surf TFP

Step 2)

Step 3) Profit

1) Figure out Step 2

2)

3) Profit

1) pay 53% more income tax than the guy making 3 times as much as me

2)

3) profit

1) Capture badgers.

2)

3) Profit.

Step 1. Take some stupid shit that no one really needs, like Nike shoes, tell a whole slew of lies about how amazing it is, mill out tons of advertisements stating that if you purchase the item, you will appear to be wealthier than you are, you will attract tons of women (or men), everyone will love you, and life will be sweet for the rest of your life.
Step 2.
Step 3. Profit.

no doubt eh?

*still chucklin'*:D

1. Destroy the Sun
2.
3. Profit

Ahhh yes, another hater of the day star.

Why couldn't it be double damage versus demons too!?

step 1) Smoke a Blunt.
or
step 1) "I got 5 on it" with flyman
haha

step 1) build an underground lair
step 2)
step 3) profit

how about that? anyone else who despises the undying orb of light, i wish all of thee to join me in constructing a city beneath the surface of the earth! best damn idea i've ever had

step 1) re-gain access to the titty board
step 2)
step 3) profit

1. Sit on computer all day.
2.
3. Profit.

1.Go on a vision quest...
2.
3.Prophet

1. Purchase four machineguns
2.
3. Profit

1. Play videogames for sevral hours.
2.
3. Profit.

1) Sleep

2)

3) Profit.