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sadistikdreams · 07-22-2003, 08:07 PM

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?

"Wouldnt you rather be, Sadistik?"

grumpyolddude · 07-22-2003, 08:26 PM

"Look for the Grumpy Label"

"There's more than one way to eat a Grumpy"

rockzilla · 07-22-2003, 08:59 PM

Happiness is a cigar called Rockzilla

.... yeah, and it's in my pants, biatch!

Sen · 07-22-2003, 09:03 PM

Absolut Sen

DAMN STRAIGHT!!

laxative · 07-22-2003, 09:57 PM

Poppin' Fresh Laxative.

Laxative, Take Me Away.

Splash Laxative All Over.

Sweet as the Moment When the Laxative Went "Pop"

bondagegirl · 07-22-2003, 10:14 PM

You've always got time for bondagegirl!

Splash bondagegirl all over! (????)

The bondagegirl with the hole! (I swear I did not make that one up!)

My doctor says bondagegirl!

A bondagegirl is too wet without one!

Ok I'm going to stop there!! Those were too funny!!

Giant Hamburger · 07-22-2003, 10:22 PM

Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Giant Hamburger.

We're with the Giant Hamburger.

Moms Like You Choose Giant Hamburger.

Snoogans · 07-22-2003, 10:28 PM

You Can Really Taste The Snoogans!

America's Most Trusted Snoogans.

It's That Snoogans Feeling.

crackpot · 07-22-2003, 11:23 PM

Wow, slogans can be rude!

Have You Forgotten How Good Crackpot Tastes?
I Bet He Drinks Crackpot.
Choosy Mothers Choose Crackpot.
Crackpot Keeps Going and Going.
Put A Crackpot In Your Tank.

Well, I never!

MacGnG · 07-22-2003, 11:36 PM

How Do You Eat Your Murder?
You've Got Questions. We've Got Ice.
Making MacGnG Taste Better.

MrFlux · 07-22-2003, 11:53 PM

They're Waffly MrFlux

Pride of the Wang for over a hundred years.

TerresqueÜ · 07-23-2003, 12:19 AM

"Because Terresque Can't Drive."

"More Terresque Please."

"Try Terresque, You'll Like It."

"It's Terresque Time."

"Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Terresque from the Oven."

"Biting the Hand that Feeds Terresque."

Now let's sloganize TFP:

"Behold the Power of Tfp."

"Because Tfp is Complicated Enough."

"Go On, Get Your Tfp Out."

"I'm Only Here For The Tfp."

"Absolut Tfp."

"When You've Got Tfp, Flaunt It."

Xell101 · 07-23-2003, 02:02 AM

Bible Burning Is Job 1.

Garbalo69 · 07-23-2003, 05:33 AM

lol crackpot

aus5tin · 07-23-2003, 11:33 AM

Vorsprung Durch Aus5tin.

Never Knowingly Aus5tin.

More Aus5tin Please.

07-23-2003, 12:47 PM

The badass you cant live without

Sticky · 07-23-2003, 01:03 PM

Anal Is Our Middle Name.

Sticky · 07-23-2003, 01:07 PM

<b>Sticky:</b>
Washing Machines Live Longer With Sitcky.
8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Sitcky.
Making Sitcky Taste Better.

<b>Sticky The Stickman:</b>
Out Of The Strong Came Forth Sitcky The Stickman.
Sitcky The Stickman, the Other White Meat.
Wait Till We Get Our Sitcky The Stickman On You.

T.U.B. · 07-23-2003, 02:22 PM

Once you pop, you can't stop T.U.B.
huh?

JangoFett72 · 07-23-2003, 07:08 PM

Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Jango!

Happiness is Jango-Shaped.

Jango Prevents That Sinking Feeling.

You've Always Got Time For Jango.

sadistikdreams · 07-23-2003, 08:35 PM

um.

I do actually always have time for Jango.

creepy, no?

"New"
It's a Lot Less New Than a Hover.

Unzip a New.

Does the Hard New for You.

Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What a New it is!

"Christ"
Change Your Whole Christ.

Gives A Meal Christ-Appeal.

Think Once, Think Twice, Think Christ. (greatest EVER!)

You've Got Questions. We've Got Christ.

"Sadistik Dream"
Be Like Dad, Keep Sadistik Dream.

There's Always Room For Sadistik Dream.

It's a New Sadistik Dream Every Day.

Nothing Works Better Than a Sadistik Dream.

The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Sadistik Dream.

Ding-Dong! Sadistik Dream Calling!

alright, fine! dont let me have fun!

07-22-2003, 08:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	ADVERTISING SLOGAN GENERATOR-CHAAA! http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi? "Wouldnt you rather be, Sadistik?" __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

07-22-2003, 08:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	"Look for the Grumpy Label" "There's more than one way to eat a Grumpy" __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

07-22-2003, 09:03 PM	#4 (permalink)
Sen Insane Location: Midwest	Absolut Sen DAMN STRAIGHT!! __________________ "I want to announce my presence with authority!" "You want to what?" "I want to announce my presence with authority!!"

07-22-2003, 09:57 PM	#5 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	Poppin' Fresh Laxative. Laxative, Take Me Away. Splash Laxative All Over. Sweet as the Moment When the Laxative Went "Pop" Last edited by laxative; 07-22-2003 at 10:03 PM..

07-22-2003, 10:14 PM	#6 (permalink)
bondagegirl Muy loca en la cabeza!! Location: San Diego. Ca.	You've always got time for bondagegirl! Splash bondagegirl all over! (????) The bondagegirl with the hole! (I swear I did not make that one up!) My doctor says bondagegirl! A bondagegirl is too wet without one! Ok I'm going to stop there!! Those were too funny!! __________________ "Dream as if you'll live forever, Live as if you'll die today."

07-22-2003, 08:59 PM	#3 (permalink)
rockzilla Junkie Location: The Kitchen	Happiness is a cigar called Rockzilla .... yeah, and it's in my pants, biatch!

07-22-2003, 10:22 PM	#7 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Giant Hamburger. We're with the Giant Hamburger. Moms Like You Choose Giant Hamburger.

07-22-2003, 10:28 PM	#8 (permalink)
Snoogans Veteran Location: Uppsala, Sweden	You Can Really Taste The Snoogans! America's Most Trusted Snoogans. It's That Snoogans Feeling. __________________ Internet hint: If someone's asking if what they do is weird, it always is.

07-22-2003, 11:23 PM	#9 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Wow, slogans can be rude! Have You Forgotten How Good Crackpot Tastes? I Bet He Drinks Crackpot. Choosy Mothers Choose Crackpot. Crackpot Keeps Going and Going. Put A Crackpot In Your Tank. Well, I never!

07-22-2003, 11:36 PM	#10 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	How Do You Eat Your Murder? You've Got Questions. We've Got Ice. Making MacGnG Taste Better.

07-22-2003, 11:53 PM	#11 (permalink)
MrFlux Fluxing wildly... Location: Auckland, New Zealand	They're Waffly MrFlux Pride of the Wang for over a hundred years. __________________ flux (n.) Medicine. The discharge of large quantities of fluid material from the body, especially the discharge of watery feces from the intestines.

07-23-2003, 12:19 AM	#12 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	"Because Terresque Can't Drive." "More Terresque Please." "Try Terresque, You'll Like It." "It's Terresque Time." "Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Terresque from the Oven." "Biting the Hand that Feeds Terresque." Now let's sloganize TFP: "Behold the Power of Tfp." "Because Tfp is Complicated Enough." "Go On, Get Your Tfp Out." "I'm Only Here For The Tfp." "Absolut Tfp." "When You've Got Tfp, Flaunt It." __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-23-2003, 02:02 AM	#13 (permalink)
Xell101 Junkie	Bible Burning Is Job 1.

07-23-2003, 05:33 AM	#14 (permalink)
Garbalo69 Tilted	lol crackpot

07-23-2003, 11:33 AM	#15 (permalink)
aus5tin Crazy Location: SWLA	Vorsprung Durch Aus5tin. Never Knowingly Aus5tin. More Aus5tin Please. __________________ You cannot trick a bear... he knows a meal when he sees one.

07-23-2003, 02:22 PM	#19 (permalink)
T.U.B. Crazy Location: Belgium	Once you pop, you can't stop T.U.B. huh? __________________ Amerika by Franz Kafka “As Karl Rossman, a poor boy of sixteen who had been packed off to America by his parents because a servant girl had seduced him and got herself a child by him, stood on the liner slowly entering the harbour of New York, a sudden burst of sunshine seemed to illumine the Statue of Liberty, so that he saw it in a new light, although he had sighted it long before. The arm with the sword rose up as if newly stretched aloft, and round the figure blew the free winds of heaven.”

07-23-2003, 12:47 PM	#16 (permalink)
jdkash Guest	The badass you cant live without

07-23-2003, 01:03 PM	#17 (permalink)
Sticky	Anal Is Our Middle Name. __________________ Sticky The Stickman

07-23-2003, 01:07 PM	#18 (permalink)
Sticky	<b>Sticky:</b> Washing Machines Live Longer With Sitcky. 8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Sitcky. Making Sitcky Taste Better. <b>Sticky The Stickman:</b> Out Of The Strong Came Forth Sitcky The Stickman. Sitcky The Stickman, the Other White Meat. Wait Till We Get Our Sitcky The Stickman On You. __________________ Sticky The Stickman

07-23-2003, 07:08 PM	#20 (permalink)
JangoFett72 Tilted	Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Jango! Happiness is Jango-Shaped. Jango Prevents That Sinking Feeling. You've Always Got Time For Jango.

07-23-2003, 08:35 PM	#21 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	um. I do actually always have time for Jango. creepy, no? "New" It's a Lot Less New Than a Hover. Unzip a New. Does the Hard New for You. Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What a New it is! "Christ" Change Your Whole Christ. Gives A Meal Christ-Appeal. Think Once, Think Twice, Think Christ. (greatest EVER!) You've Got Questions. We've Got Christ. "Sadistik Dream" Be Like Dad, Keep Sadistik Dream. There's Always Room For Sadistik Dream. It's a New Sadistik Dream Every Day. Nothing Works Better Than a Sadistik Dream. The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Sadistik Dream. Ding-Dong! Sadistik Dream Calling! alright, fine! dont let me have fun! __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.