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"Wouldnt you rather be, Sadistik?"

"Look for the Grumpy Label"

"There's more than one way to eat a Grumpy"

Happiness is a cigar called Rockzilla


.... yeah, and it's in my pants, biatch!

Absolut Sen

DAMN STRAIGHT!!

Poppin' Fresh Laxative.

Laxative, Take Me Away.

Splash Laxative All Over.

Sweet as the Moment When the Laxative Went "Pop"

You've always got time for bondagegirl!

Splash bondagegirl all over! (????)

The bondagegirl with the hole! (I swear I did not make that one up!)

My doctor says bondagegirl!

A bondagegirl is too wet without one!

Ok I'm going to stop there!! Those were too funny!!

Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Giant Hamburger.

We're with the Giant Hamburger.

Moms Like You Choose Giant Hamburger.

You Can Really Taste The Snoogans!

America's Most Trusted Snoogans.

It's That Snoogans Feeling.

Wow, slogans can be rude!

Have You Forgotten How Good Crackpot Tastes?
I Bet He Drinks Crackpot.
Choosy Mothers Choose Crackpot.
Crackpot Keeps Going and Going.
Put A Crackpot In Your Tank.

Well, I never!

How Do You Eat Your Murder?
You've Got Questions. We've Got Ice.
Making MacGnG Taste Better.

They're Waffly MrFlux

Pride of the Wang for over a hundred years.

"Because Terresque Can't Drive."

"More Terresque Please."

"Try Terresque, You'll Like It."

"It's Terresque Time."

"Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Terresque from the Oven."

"Biting the Hand that Feeds Terresque."

Now let's sloganize TFP:

"Behold the Power of Tfp."

"Because Tfp is Complicated Enough."

"Go On, Get Your Tfp Out."

"I'm Only Here For The Tfp."

"Absolut Tfp."

"When You've Got Tfp, Flaunt It."

Bible Burning Is Job 1.

lol crackpot

Vorsprung Durch Aus5tin.

Never Knowingly Aus5tin.

More Aus5tin Please.

The badass you cant live without

Anal Is Our Middle Name.

<b>Sticky:</b>
Washing Machines Live Longer With Sitcky.
8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Sitcky.
Making Sitcky Taste Better.

<b>Sticky The Stickman:</b>
Out Of The Strong Came Forth Sitcky The Stickman.
Sitcky The Stickman, the Other White Meat.
Wait Till We Get Our Sitcky The Stickman On You.

Once you pop, you can't stop T.U.B.
huh?

Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Jango!

Happiness is Jango-Shaped.

Jango Prevents That Sinking Feeling.

You've Always Got Time For Jango.

um.

I do actually always have time for Jango.

creepy, no?

"New"
It's a Lot Less New Than a Hover.

Unzip a New.

Does the Hard New for You.

Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What a New it is!

"Christ"
Change Your Whole Christ.

Gives A Meal Christ-Appeal.

Think Once, Think Twice, Think Christ. (greatest EVER!)

You've Got Questions. We've Got Christ.

"Sadistik Dream"
Be Like Dad, Keep Sadistik Dream.

There's Always Room For Sadistik Dream.

It's a New Sadistik Dream Every Day.

Nothing Works Better Than a Sadistik Dream.

The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Sadistik Dream.

Ding-Dong! Sadistik Dream Calling!

alright, fine! dont let me have fun!