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Moo!
Well, this is nonsense after all!
I just want to see where a thread entitled "moo" actually goes! Let the moodness begin! |
Squeek!
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fun fun fun
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On the road to visit Giant Hamburger.
[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0PwDTAg0TN2By82w6c2t87wHzQhZaNDiGIL8ZmJkWE*iGphRlerDQGxOk9TEySl3tGGEycvs3zPOtYTJM4ta6492TfsjhC3Jp/cows.gif?dc=4675429969296432821[/IMG] |
utter-ly ridiculous
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The interupting cow is back in town?
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Cowman, milk your cow
Keep away from the dark skies Who knows what the weather may bring Could be snow when the white dove sings That could be a million years And that's a long long time Tell me how many springs will it take before the end And how many breathes will it take till the moment when we all decide Maybe for a million years And that's a long long time Cowman, milk your cow Keep away from the dark skies Who knows what the weather may bring Could be snow when the white dove sings That could be a million years And that's a long long time Tiger in your cage You're not different from the man I know All my world's a stage I'm just waiting for the evening show That could be a million years And that's a long long time Cowman, milk your cow Keep away from the dark skies Who knows what the weather may bring Could be snow when the white dove sings That could be a million years And that's a long long time That could be a million years And that's a long long time Long long long time Long long long time (fade) |
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Gateway computers?
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Did a GIS on "mad cow" and these were some of the results:
Cute gal. Dunno who she is. http://gallery.foolmoon.com/images/mad_cow.jpg Not half bad looking gal: http://www.simona.com/simona/mad/madcow.jpg This *really* weird picture: http://www.machineanimalcollages.com...owsyndrome.jpg And of course, we must never forget the Trojan Cow: http://www.rkm.com.au/BSE/prionimage...an-Cow-400.jpg :thumbsup: |
nice teats!
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I liked the udder one better...
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This has turned out a a whole udder lot better than I thought it would! Udderly great in fact!
I wouldn't have mood that this would work! Mooo!!!! hotdog - I'm fairly certain you meant udder-ly ridiculour, so I'll let you off. :) uncle phil - great poem! :) |
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Wot? No more moos? Must be a slow moos day...
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no moos, is good moos.................I know I'm sorry.
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<img src="http://www.hufer.de/videothumbnails/thumb_kuh_cow_matrix.mpg.jpg">
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This thread is moo-sic to my ears . . . .
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squirt.
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.....you..are..soooo mootiful...to me..ohhhhh can't you see.......
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Yeah I was always the lazy one,
A Southern Californian, But I've got some kinfolk on the Mason-Dixon line. So this summer just for fun Hopped in my DeLorean And headed for my uncle's farm for a short time. I thought that I would be huntin' and fishin'. I misunderstood him somehow. So far there's nothin' but chores here to mention. I didn't mind feedin the sows. But HOW DO YOU MILK A COW? How do you milk a cow? I wasn't in FFA. This cow must think i'm crazy Up under it this way. I'm sittin' here a pullin', but there ain't nothin' comin' out. Oh E I E I O… How do you milk a cow? Yeah I love it here in Tennesse, But these farmers all make fun of me. Can't haul much hay in a tiny sports car. So I got myself a 4 wheel drive, Learned to spotlight deer at night, And I've got shearin' sheep right down to an art. One thing's for sure, I hate shovelin' manure, It gets all over my overalls. Them horses need shoein' I hear Bessie mooin'. So I thought maybe I'd ask you all. HOW DO YOU MILK A COW? How do you milk a cow? I think it's safe to say A man could get arrested for this in LA This heifer must be empty 'cause she ain't puttin out. Oh E I E I O, Tell me how do you milk a cow. (Spoken) This song is absolutely an "udder" disaster. I hope I don't get mad cow diease. How do you milk a cow? I no longer care. I'm gettin sick and tired of smellin' dairy air. I'm headin' back to Cali And I'm turnin' in my plow. Oh E I E I O. How do you milk a cow? |
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How much for the girl too? |
<img src="http://globalcorp.com/forrest-pride/herd-udders1.jpg">
<img src="http://www.notmilk.com/graphics/bigjohn.jpg"> <img src="http://biology.clc.uc.edu/Fankhauser/Cheese/Milking_Goats/05_Damp_dry_udders_P7311259.jpg"> |
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cowudders14 - The car's priceless - but I'll let the girl go for about £5/lb ;)
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<b>Mooo Baby!</b>
This makes me want to, in the words of PETA,...<b>ECHE LA LECHE!</b> http://www.haivistolasta.com/tatoo/img/mucche.jpg |
"...Interrupting Cow..."
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This just in from the BBC (Bovine Beef Council)...
http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictur...re_chicken.jpg |
And this reply comes from the Texas Beef Council:
http://www.txbeef.org/images/recipes/983376073.jpg <br>:D |
Udderly amusing. This thread was milked for all it was worth.
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hi steve
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remind me to post my 3 bulls on a hill side joke sometime when i have more time
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this is just weird...
<img src="http://www.smart.co.uk/dreams/cows.jpg" width="350" height="231"> |
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