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Moo!
Well, this is nonsense after all!
I just want to see where a thread entitled "moo" actually goes! Let the moodness begin! |
Squeek!
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fun fun fun
<img src="http://zzz.com.ru/pic92.jpg" width="400" height="281"> |
On the road to visit Giant Hamburger.
[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0PwDTAg0TN2By82w6c2t87wHzQhZaNDiGIL8ZmJkWE*iGphRlerDQGxOk9TEySl3tGGEycvs3zPOtYTJM4ta6492TfsjhC3Jp/cows.gif?dc=4675429969296432821[/IMG] |
utter-ly ridiculous
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The interupting cow is back in town?
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Cowman, milk your cow
Keep away from the dark skies Who knows what the weather may bring Could be snow when the white dove sings That could be a million years And that's a long long time Tell me how many springs will it take before the end And how many breathes will it take till the moment when we all decide Maybe for a million years And that's a long long time Cowman, milk your cow Keep away from the dark skies Who knows what the weather may bring Could be snow when the white dove sings That could be a million years And that's a long long time Tiger in your cage You're not different from the man I know All my world's a stage I'm just waiting for the evening show That could be a million years And that's a long long time Cowman, milk your cow Keep away from the dark skies Who knows what the weather may bring Could be snow when the white dove sings That could be a million years And that's a long long time That could be a million years And that's a long long time Long long long time Long long long time (fade) |
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Gateway computers?
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Did a GIS on "mad cow" and these were some of the results:
Cute gal. Dunno who she is. http://gallery.foolmoon.com/images/mad_cow.jpg Not half bad looking gal: http://www.simona.com/simona/mad/madcow.jpg This *really* weird picture: http://www.machineanimalcollages.com...owsyndrome.jpg And of course, we must never forget the Trojan Cow: http://www.rkm.com.au/BSE/prionimage...an-Cow-400.jpg :thumbsup: |
nice teats!
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I liked the udder one better...
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This has turned out a a whole udder lot better than I thought it would! Udderly great in fact!
I wouldn't have mood that this would work! Mooo!!!! hotdog - I'm fairly certain you meant udder-ly ridiculour, so I'll let you off. :) uncle phil - great poem! :) |
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Wot? No more moos? Must be a slow moos day...
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no moos, is good moos.................I know I'm sorry.
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<img src="http://www.hufer.de/videothumbnails/thumb_kuh_cow_matrix.mpg.jpg">
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This thread is moo-sic to my ears . . . .
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squirt.
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.....you..are..soooo mootiful...to me..ohhhhh can't you see.......
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Yeah I was always the lazy one,
A Southern Californian, But I've got some kinfolk on the Mason-Dixon line. So this summer just for fun Hopped in my DeLorean And headed for my uncle's farm for a short time. I thought that I would be huntin' and fishin'. I misunderstood him somehow. So far there's nothin' but chores here to mention. I didn't mind feedin the sows. But HOW DO YOU MILK A COW? How do you milk a cow? I wasn't in FFA. This cow must think i'm crazy Up under it this way. I'm sittin' here a pullin', but there ain't nothin' comin' out. Oh E I E I O… How do you milk a cow? Yeah I love it here in Tennesse, But these farmers all make fun of me. Can't haul much hay in a tiny sports car. So I got myself a 4 wheel drive, Learned to spotlight deer at night, And I've got shearin' sheep right down to an art. One thing's for sure, I hate shovelin' manure, It gets all over my overalls. Them horses need shoein' I hear Bessie mooin'. So I thought maybe I'd ask you all. HOW DO YOU MILK A COW? How do you milk a cow? I think it's safe to say A man could get arrested for this in LA This heifer must be empty 'cause she ain't puttin out. Oh E I E I O, Tell me how do you milk a cow. (Spoken) This song is absolutely an "udder" disaster. I hope I don't get mad cow diease. How do you milk a cow? I no longer care. I'm gettin sick and tired of smellin' dairy air. I'm headin' back to Cali And I'm turnin' in my plow. Oh E I E I O. How do you milk a cow? |
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How much for the girl too? |
<img src="http://globalcorp.com/forrest-pride/herd-udders1.jpg">
<img src="http://www.notmilk.com/graphics/bigjohn.jpg"> <img src="http://biology.clc.uc.edu/Fankhauser/Cheese/Milking_Goats/05_Damp_dry_udders_P7311259.jpg"> |
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cowudders14 - The car's priceless - but I'll let the girl go for about £5/lb ;)
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<b>Mooo Baby!</b>
This makes me want to, in the words of PETA,...<b>ECHE LA LECHE!</b> http://www.haivistolasta.com/tatoo/img/mucche.jpg |
"...Interrupting Cow..."
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This just in from the BBC (Bovine Beef Council)...
http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictur...re_chicken.jpg |
And this reply comes from the Texas Beef Council:
http://www.txbeef.org/images/recipes/983376073.jpg <br>:D |
Udderly amusing. This thread was milked for all it was worth.
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hi steve
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remind me to post my 3 bulls on a hill side joke sometime when i have more time
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this is just weird...
<img src="http://www.smart.co.uk/dreams/cows.jpg" width="350" height="231"> |
Knock knock.
Who's There? Interupting Cow. Interupting Cow Wh MOOOO! |
<img src="http://www.gustum.com/Images/cows.jpg" width="340" height="186">
sad... sad... sad... <img src="http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Bay/4362/cows.jpg" width="703" height="489"> <img src="http://www.efn.org/~chuber/images/2002_OCF_PARTY%20TILL%20THE%20COWS%20COME%20HOME.jpg"> |
Yep! This thread has turned into complete and udder moodness...
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This was posted somewhere on TFP but I've lost the direct link. Fortunately, I was able to track it down with a nifty url catcher.
Say hello to Elsie the inflatable Cow! http://www.xxxfreesexchat.com/PD/TW/444.JPG As seen on TV! (?!) It doesn't get any more bizarre than the fact that a sex toy's been openly advertised on television. |
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To make it more fun, (or should that be worse?), the site states: "Inflatable cow that actually makes a 'mooo' sound. Includes rear entry opening. Includes samples of spanish fly and lube." Eek! :D |
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<MARQUEE BEHAVIOR=ALTERNATE>MOO , DAMN IT !</MARQUEE><MARQUEE BEHAVIOR=ALTERNATE>
http://www.madcow.ndtilda.co.uk/Angry_Cow.jpg </MARQUEE> |
How would you all feel if a cow logged on and saw all of this? Have you no decency?
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Yep! Bad things happen when you go cow tipping:
(From http://dragon.furvect.com/kurt.html ) http://dragon.furvect.com/kurt/cow1.jpg "Crystal knew cow-tipping was bad, even dangerous. But she had no idea how dangerous it really was until she and her friends tipped a fed-up farmer's cows. The cows had been really sticky and sweaty that night, and when she woke up in the morning, the stickiness had spread to her face and chest. Crystal scratched herself awake and sat bolt-upright when she saw white fur, discolored by black spots, growing across her chest and spreading to her arms. She could also see her widening nose beginning to split her vision. As the fur began to work its way out of her face, she could feel a tugging at the tips of her ears and the corners of her forehead. She sat forward as a dull pain began near her backside. One thing was sure, she would never go cow-tipping again. " It's amazing what you can find in google!! :D |
The sky was dark
The moon was high All alone Just her and I Her hair so soft Her eyes so blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I didn't know how But I tried my best To place my hand On her breasts I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart And when she did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came At last it's finished It's all over now My first time Milking a cow |
oh-er missus!
http://www.wtv-zone.com/mlski/FUN/cow.gif |
A question for you all:
Has anyone actually been cow-tipping? http://images.animfactory.com/mb_con...ing_victim.jpg |
<font size="4" color="violet"><b>PLEASE, TIP YOUR BARTENDER, WAITRESS AND BOVINE GENEROUSLY</b></font>
<img src="http://jeffcovey.net/tmp/moo.jpg"> |
What's up, guys?
http://www.mahonkin.com/~milktree/giffs/moo.jpg |
LOL!
platypus - I just looked up what you meant by "in the words of PETA,...ECHE LA LECHE!". Bloomin hilarious! For all those other who want to know too, this article was rather explanatory: http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/FIS...t_again.t.html :D |
Just found this really weird picture through a bit of random google searching for something totally unrelated! Cute gal!
http://www.international.ucla.edu/ea...0cow%20moo.jpg |
<img src="http://www.hard-rock-cafe.de/BAcow.JPG">
hrmm. i'm trying to find a pic of the cow that sits outside of the hard rock cafe on van ness in SF, but so far no luck... |
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Eek! That pic was just scary...
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The Adventures Of The Cow
Adam Sandler "And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game getting hit by a pitch" [Baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow] [Cow:] Moo "And now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground" [Plane sounds] [M1:] Alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down, quit being a pansy and do it [Cow:] Moo [Ripcord sounds] [Cow:] Moo,mrr [Parachute opens] [Cow:] Moow [Thud] "And now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries" [Cow opening paper bag] [Cow:] Moo,moo [Car screeches, and turns back around] [Cow:] Mrr "And now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break and then realises he can't swim" [Cow walking towards pool, big splash] [Cow:] Moo [Crowd cheering] [Cow:] Mrr,mrr [Underwater moo] "And now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on" [F1:] Ohh baby you like it when I dance with you [Cow:] Moo [F1:] Uh uh uh, you can't touch that [Cow:] Moo [Bouncer:] Keep your hands off the girl [Cow:] Moo [Bouncer:] Hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave [Cow:] Moo [M2:] Hey watch it cow "And now a cow playing tennis against farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle when the farmer makes an obvious bad call" [Tennis ball being hit] [Farmer:] That was out [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] Don't tell me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] By at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's out [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] Don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out [Cow:] Mrr [Farmer:] You cannot see from that angle [Cow:] Moo "And now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke" [Phone rings, cow picks it up] [Farmer:] Hello may I speak to the cow [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] Hi, I'm a famous actor [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] Oh, thank you very much, I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] Why don't I make reservations? [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] And why don't I tell you my real name? farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle [Cow:] Mrr [Farmer:] Take that fatty [Cow:] Mrr [Slams down phone] "And now a cow gets his revenge on farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle" [Car sounds] [Farmer:] Pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time. [Car hits farmer] [Farmer:] Oooh [Cow:] Mooooooooooooo |
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I have way too much fun playing with Google Image Search.
http://schweitzerhome.net/blog/art/cow.gif http://www.minibite.com/funstuff/images/cow.jpg http://www.mataglap.com/Images/sgng/COW-NOSE.jpg |
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