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Knock knock.
Who's There?
Interupting Cow.
Interupting Cow Wh MOOOO!

Yep! This thread has turned into complete and udder moodness...

This was posted somewhere on TFP but I've lost the direct link. Fortunately, I was able to track it down with a nifty url catcher.

Say hello to Elsie the inflatable Cow!

http://www.xxxfreesexchat.com/PD/TW/444.JPG

As seen on TV! (?!)

It doesn't get any more bizarre than the fact that a sex toy's been openly advertised on television.

Quote:

Originally posted by collide
This was posted somewhere on TFP but I've lost the direct link. Fortunately, I was able to track it down with a nifty url catcher.

Say hello to Elsie the inflatable Cow!

As seen on TV! (?!)

It doesn't get any more bizarre than the fact that a sex toy's been openly advertised on television.

I really didn't know whether to laugh or throw up when I was looking at that site! Moo!

To make it more fun, (or should that be worse?), the site states: "Inflatable cow that actually makes a 'mooo' sound. Includes rear entry opening. Includes samples of spanish fly and lube."
Eek! :D

Mad as hell and not going to take it anymore.

http://thesweatshoppress.com/Angry%20Cows.psd.jpg

<MARQUEE BEHAVIOR=ALTERNATE>MOO , DAMN IT !</MARQUEE><MARQUEE BEHAVIOR=ALTERNATE>
http://www.madcow.ndtilda.co.uk/Angry_Cow.jpg </MARQUEE>

How would you all feel if a cow logged on and saw all of this? Have you no decency?

Quote:

Originally posted by JumpinJesus
How would you all feel if a cow logged on and saw all of this? Have you no decency?

It could be worse, we could all be out cow tipping,

Yep! Bad things happen when you go cow tipping:
(From http://dragon.furvect.com/kurt.html )
http://dragon.furvect.com/kurt/cow1.jpg
"Crystal knew cow-tipping was bad, even dangerous. But she had no idea how dangerous it really was until she and her friends tipped a fed-up farmer's cows. The cows had been really sticky and sweaty that night, and when she woke up in the morning, the stickiness had spread to her face and chest. Crystal scratched herself awake and sat bolt-upright when she saw white fur, discolored by black spots, growing across her chest and spreading to her arms. She could also see her widening nose beginning to split her vision. As the fur began to work its way out of her face, she could feel a tugging at the tips of her ears and the corners of her forehead. She sat forward as a dull pain began near her backside. One thing was sure, she would never go cow-tipping again. "

It's amazing what you can find in google!! :D

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I

Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do

Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine

I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts

I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart

And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came

At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time

Milking a cow

A question for you all:
Has anyone actually been cow-tipping?
http://images.animfactory.com/mb_con...ing_victim.jpg

<font size="4" color="violet"><b>PLEASE, TIP YOUR BARTENDER, WAITRESS AND BOVINE GENEROUSLY</b></font>

<img src="http://jeffcovey.net/tmp/moo.jpg">

LOL!
platypus - I just looked up what you meant by "in the words of PETA,...ECHE LA LECHE!".
Bloomin hilarious! For all those other who want to know too, this article was rather explanatory: http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/FIS...t_again.t.html :D

Just found this really weird picture through a bit of random google searching for something totally unrelated! Cute gal!
http://www.international.ucla.edu/ea...0cow%20moo.jpg

<img src="http://www.hard-rock-cafe.de/BAcow.JPG">

hrmm. i'm trying to find a pic of the cow that sits outside of the hard rock cafe on van ness in SF, but so far no luck...

Eek! That pic was just scary...

The Adventures Of The Cow
Adam Sandler

"And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning
of a little league game getting hit by a pitch"

[Baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow]
[Cow:] Moo

"And now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time,
and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground"

[Plane sounds]
[M1:] Alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down,
quit being a pansy and do it
[Cow:] Moo
[Ripcord sounds]
[Cow:] Moo,mrr
[Parachute opens]
[Cow:] Moow
[Thud]

"And now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru
and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries"

[Cow opening paper bag]
[Cow:] Moo,moo
[Car screeches, and turns back around]
[Cow:] Mrr

"And now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break
and then realises he can't swim"

[Cow walking towards pool, big splash]
[Cow:] Moo
[Crowd cheering]
[Cow:] Mrr,mrr
[Underwater moo]

"And now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club,
when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on"

[F1:] Ohh baby you like it when I dance with you
[Cow:] Moo
[F1:] Uh uh uh, you can't touch that
[Cow:] Moo
[Bouncer:] Keep your hands off the girl
[Cow:] Moo
[Bouncer:] Hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave
[Cow:] Moo
[M2:] Hey watch it cow

"And now a cow playing tennis against farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle
when the farmer makes an obvious bad call"

[Tennis ball being hit]
[Farmer:] That was out
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] Don't tell me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] By at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's out
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] Don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out
[Cow:] Mrr
[Farmer:] You cannot see from that angle
[Cow:] Moo

"And now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is
from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke"

[Phone rings, cow picks it up]
[Farmer:] Hello may I speak to the cow
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] Hi, I'm a famous actor
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] Oh, thank you very much,
I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] Why don't I make reservations?
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] And why don't I tell you my real name?
farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle
[Cow:] Mrr
[Farmer:] Take that fatty
[Cow:] Mrr
[Slams down phone]

"And now a cow gets his revenge on farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle"

[Car sounds]
[Farmer:] Pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time.
[Car hits farmer]
[Farmer:] Oooh
[Cow:] Mooooooooooooo

Turn your speakers on. Trust me - this is great! :D

http://www.shagrat.net/Html/cows.htm