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Fly

seek

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tickle

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
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BadNick

Elmo

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Emo

(Tickle him and he cuts himself.)

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Fly

i have vowed to myself,that after this post........i will only post the word BEER when deemed appropriate.


other than that........i shall not participate.


sorry




phillips

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Screwdriver

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BEER



it works...........

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bong

uncle phil

hookah...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

jewels

happy

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain

Fly

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corona

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain

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borealis

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Ice Cap

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paddyjoe

nite cap

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Red Cap





...there you go, Fly.

Fly

sweet...............nice pitch.







BEER

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brat

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain

uncle phil

wurst...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

BadNick

best

Tophat665

western
(see the effectiveness of catchy jingles!)

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

uncle phil

movie...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

BadNick

stillie


why not go on a culture-jamming spree? ...I assume you saw that thread here

ring

stolichnaya

BadNick

christine czaja


...rhymes with above drink. she was my love in 7th, 8th, & 9th grade

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Stage Name

(Nothing about Ms Czaja, but it used to was that Eastern European names turned into Anglo ones for public consumption. That one would probly become Rogers.)

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Mephex

Engelbert Humperdinck ...

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There is seldom an instance of a man guilty of betraying his country, who had not before lost the feeling of moral obligations in his private connections.
-Samuel Adams

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manhood

/ "There was this guy who used to refer to his manhood as his 'Englebert Humperdinck'" - I forget who.

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Fly

BEER

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belly


When my ex-wife's grandparents came to the U.S. on Ellis Island they gave their names and the official said "you can't go through life in the United States with a name like that. Choose another one."

So they gave up Shitenburger (not sure of real spelling) and chose the grandmother's maiden name. I don't know, it could have been a business opportunity: Shitenburger & Fries

Mephex

Jelly

I bet a Shitenburger would have a lot of onions. Served on a kaiser, heavy on the worcestershire sauce, mmm tasty.

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He who is void of virtuous attachments in private life is, or very soon will be, void of all regard for his country.
There is seldom an instance of a man guilty of betraying his country, who had not before lost the feeling of moral obligations in his private connections.
-Samuel Adams

uncle phil

bean...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

jewels

gas

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain

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chamber

/ It's the Shittenburger thing. Hilter's original last name was Schickelgruber until his Uncle Alois adopted him and pretty much sealed the fate of the world. I doubt young Adolph would have gotten so much traction with his original name. "Heil Schickelgruber!" just doesn't have the right ring to it.

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Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

ring

pot

BadNick

doobie


...luckily for us we have the right ring

Fly

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brewski

ring

(ooohh yeah... I gots friends in high places)...

Cheesehead.