Post an umbrella...well it is Tilted Nonsense [NSFW] - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

seamaiden · 03-07-2010, 03:29 PM

Lucifer · 03-07-2010, 03:31 PM

cj2112 · 03-07-2010, 04:10 PM

seamaiden · 03-07-2010, 05:33 PM

Jetée · 03-07-2010, 06:17 PM

Thanks for making this thread. I don't when it occurred, but umbrellas truly fascinate me (in theory only, though; in reality, I've never had a really good functioning one. It's perhaps more to do that I lived in monsoon main square when I younger).

Ah, umbrellas.

Birdcage Umbrella by Lulu Guinness.

CinnamonGirl · 03-07-2010, 06:40 PM

In theory, I like umbrellas. In practice, though, I haven't owned one since I was 8 or so. Yes, I'm one of those silly people you see walking in the rain.

I'm more than happy to grab one for the beach, though, to get a break from the sun.

BadNick · 03-07-2010, 06:46 PM

I love this one

YouTube - "I'm Singing in the rain", Gene Kelly

Jetée · 03-07-2010, 06:58 PM

CinnamonGiirl: I am the guy who only ever seems to go out when it rains, and stands there in a 3-piece just drenched because I don't know how or where to obtain a poncho.

If anyone thought my above portrayal was too girly or fruity (I just recalled visions of that film "Bridcage", with that guy from "Mouse Hunt" and the other guy who dressed as a British woman.) this will perhaps better suit your manly needs (though it is somewhat oxymoronic that such a title be attrbuted to an umbrella.)

Practicality be damned: Maxime Pecourt’s Bat Umbrella needs to be real right fucking now!

seamaiden · 03-08-2010, 02:56 AM

uncle phil · 03-08-2010, 03:22 AM

kramus · 03-08-2010, 05:16 AM

You__Keep_Falling____by_P0RG_
melissa2
mobigy rain

Shell · 03-08-2010, 06:57 AM

kramus · 03-08-2010, 07:43 AM

Hey Shell - you reminded me of a pic I forgot I had

BadNick · 03-08-2010, 07:49 AM

YouTube - Rihanna - Umbrella ft. Jay-Z

paddyjoe · 03-08-2010, 08:33 AM

Shell · 03-08-2010, 11:48 AM

Umbrella 3-D Art

seamaiden · 03-08-2010, 12:49 PM

Shell · 03-08-2010, 01:34 PM

GI Bourdieu...Umbrellas...French Vogue

seamaiden · 03-08-2010, 01:53 PM

Shell · 03-08-2010, 03:47 PM

...nice convertible Viper

SecretMethod70 · 03-08-2010, 04:02 PM

Charlatan · 03-08-2010, 04:13 PM

Jetée · 03-08-2010, 04:49 PM

Nocturnal Raindance by Nicholas Hendrickx | JPGmag

And the story behind the Fly: JPG: Stories: Photo Essay: The Adventures Of Mr. Fly

kramus · 03-08-2010, 05:35 PM

umbrella_by_Jacinta_Lee
Umbrella_wind mallory morrison
the walk by claude monet

Jetée · 03-08-2010, 05:46 PM

look girl ”esprit chord” by **sirop

BadNick · 03-08-2010, 06:07 PM

CinnamonGirl · 03-08-2010, 07:35 PM

uncle phil · 03-09-2010, 03:30 AM

seamaiden · 03-09-2010, 01:59 PM

---------- Post added at 05:59 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:44 PM ----------

Jetée · 03-09-2010, 02:27 PM

I originally wanted to post this in 'Cosplay Events', but seeing as its not really a costume, and now that there is a venue to feature, here it be:

Jetée · 03-09-2010, 06:00 PM

Miko #2 (Meijijingu) Re-Thinking by lepagejp

Jetée · 03-09-2010, 08:08 PM

and also abit too androgenous for my tastes.

uncle phil · 03-10-2010, 03:40 AM

seamaiden · 03-10-2010, 05:08 AM

Shell · 03-10-2010, 05:25 AM

little_tippler · 03-10-2010, 05:51 AM

Jetée · 03-10-2010, 09:45 AM

originally seen in Japan:

seamaiden · 03-10-2010, 09:55 AM

Jetée · 03-10-2010, 10:18 AM

I'm going to try and keep these one as SFW as I can, though the full sample erotic gallery can be found here

ow02.jpg ow04.jpg

Shell · 03-10-2010, 01:48 PM

03-07-2010, 03:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
seamaiden Psycho Location: With the man of my dreams in Halifax Nova Scotia	Post an umbrella...well it is Tilted Nonsense [NSFW]

03-07-2010, 03:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
Lucifer Husband of Seamaiden Location: Nova Scotia	__________________ I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Job 30:29 1123, 6536, 5321

03-07-2010, 06:17 PM	#5 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Thanks for making this thread. I don't when it occurred, but umbrellas truly fascinate me (in theory only, though; in reality, I've never had a really good functioning one. It's perhaps more to do that I lived in monsoon main square when I younger). Ah, umbrellas. Birdcage Umbrella by Lulu Guinness. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

03-07-2010, 06:40 PM	#6 (permalink)
CinnamonGirl She's Actual Size Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell	In theory, I like umbrellas. In practice, though, I haven't owned one since I was 8 or so. Yes, I'm one of those silly people you see walking in the rain. I'm more than happy to grab one for the beach, though, to get a break from the sun. __________________ "...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world." "Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

03-07-2010, 06:58 PM	#8 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	CinnamonGiirl: I am the guy who only ever seems to go out when it rains, and stands there in a 3-piece just drenched because I don't know how or where to obtain a poncho. If anyone thought my above portrayal was too girly or fruity (I just recalled visions of that film "Bridcage", with that guy from "Mouse Hunt" and the other guy who dressed as a British woman.) this will perhaps better suit your manly needs (though it is somewhat oxymoronic that such a title be attrbuted to an umbrella.) Practicality be damned: Maxime Pecourt’s Bat Umbrella needs to be real right fucking now! __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

03-07-2010, 04:10 PM	#3 (permalink)
cj2112 Unbelievable Location: Grants Pass OR

03-07-2010, 05:33 PM	#4 (permalink)
seamaiden Psycho Location: With the man of my dreams in Halifax Nova Scotia

03-08-2010, 02:56 AM	#9 (permalink)
seamaiden Psycho Location: With the man of my dreams in Halifax Nova Scotia

03-08-2010, 03:22 AM	#10 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	__________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-08-2010, 08:33 AM	#15 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast

03-08-2010, 12:49 PM	#17 (permalink)
seamaiden Psycho Location: With the man of my dreams in Halifax Nova Scotia

03-08-2010, 01:53 PM	#19 (permalink)
seamaiden Psycho Location: With the man of my dreams in Halifax Nova Scotia

03-08-2010, 04:02 PM	#21 (permalink)
SecretMethod70 Human Administrator Location: Chicago	__________________ Le temps détruit tout "Musicians are the carriers and communicators of spirit in the most immediate sense." - Kurt Elling

03-08-2010, 04:13 PM	#22 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	__________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

03-08-2010, 04:49 PM	#23 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Nocturnal Raindance by Nicholas Hendrickx \| JPGmag And the story behind the Fly: JPG: Stories: Photo Essay: The Adventures Of Mr. Fly __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

03-08-2010, 05:46 PM	#25 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	look girl ”esprit chord” by *sirop __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.* —Mohandas K. Gandhi

03-08-2010, 06:07 PM	#26 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa

03-08-2010, 07:35 PM	#27 (permalink)
CinnamonGirl She's Actual Size Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell	__________________ "...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world." "Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

03-09-2010, 03:30 AM	#28 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	__________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-09-2010, 01:59 PM	#29 (permalink)
seamaiden Psycho Location: With the man of my dreams in Halifax Nova Scotia	---------- Post added at 05:59 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:44 PM ----------

03-09-2010, 02:27 PM	#30 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	I originally wanted to post this in 'Cosplay Events', but seeing as its not really a costume, and now that there is a venue to feature, here it be: __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

03-09-2010, 06:00 PM	#31 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Miko #2 (Meijijingu) Re-Thinking by lepagejp __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

03-09-2010, 08:08 PM	#32 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	bit un-SFW and also abit too androgenous for my tastes. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

03-10-2010, 03:40 AM	#33 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	__________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-10-2010, 05:08 AM	#34 (permalink)
seamaiden Psycho Location: With the man of my dreams in Halifax Nova Scotia

03-10-2010, 05:51 AM	#36 (permalink)
little_tippler Leaning against the -Sun- Super Moderator Location: on the other side	__________________ Whether we write or speak or do but look We are ever unapparent. What we are Cannot be transfused into word or book. Our soul from us is infinitely far. However much we give our thoughts the will To be our soul and gesture it abroad, Our hearts are incommunicable still. In what we show ourselves we are ignored. The abyss from soul to soul cannot be bridged By any skill of thought or trick of seeming. Unto our very selves we are abridged When we would utter to our thought our being. We are our dreams of ourselves, souls by gleams, And each to each other dreams of others' dreams. Fernando Pessoa, 1918

03-10-2010, 09:45 AM	#37 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	originally seen in Japan: __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

03-10-2010, 09:55 AM	#38 (permalink)
seamaiden Psycho Location: With the man of my dreams in Halifax Nova Scotia

03-10-2010, 10:18 AM	#39 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Otherwhence I'm going to try and keep these one as SFW as I can, though the full sample erotic gallery can be found here ow02.jpg ow04.jpg __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi Last edited by Jetée; 03-10-2010 at 01:53 PM..