CinnamonGiirl: I am the guy who only ever seems to go out when it rains, and stands there in a 3-piece just drenched because I don't know how or where to obtain a poncho.
If anyone thought my above portrayal was too girly or fruity (I just recalled visions of that film "Bridcage", with that guy from "Mouse Hunt" and the other guy who dressed as a British woman.) this will perhaps better suit your manly needs (though it is somewhat oxymoronic that such a title be attrbuted to an umbrella.)
Practicality be damned: Maxime Pecourt’s
Bat Umbrella needs to be real right fucking now!