1boomer

1)Get a taste of religon lick a witch. 2). Its gods job to forgive binladen its ours to make his appointment U.S. Army. 3)
Men should not interfear in the affairs of dragons for they are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

uncle phil

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

wooÐs

Xerxys

Jesus Loves you, But I think your an asshole.

Lucifer

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I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls.
- Job 30:29

1123, 6536, 5321

Xerxys

Seen on a VW Bug, "When I grow up, I want to be a Porsche."

Sion

license plate on VW Bug: FEATUR

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

wooÐs

I drove a Mom-mobile for a few years - a navy blue Plymouth Grand Voyager that was only a couple years old. It was a really nice one. It worked as a great cover until my best friend had a bumper sticker made for me that I stuck on the back window - "Rehab's For Quitters." I had a magnetic soccer ball on the back too just for fun. Made red lights more entertaining with all the mixed reactions.

uncle phil

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

I want a girl who can suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch......

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

uncle phil

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Punk.of.Ages

Jen has one on the back of our car that says, "Just ignore my magnificent tits."

I love it. Everybody laughs at it.

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"The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager

"Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike

uncle phil

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Toaster126

My favorite says something like:

KANSAS: AS BIGOTED AS YOU THINK.

It's a play off of the state tourism slogan or whatever - Kansas: As big as you think.

http://www2.ljworld.com/news/2005/fe..._lampoons_new/

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"The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me." (Ayn Rand)
"The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers." (M. Scott Peck)

Shell

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..."Say what you think. Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" ~ Dr. Seuss

uncle phil

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Shell

Life Isn't Short.
Life is the Longest
Damn Thing You'll Ever Do.

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..."Say what you think. Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" ~ Dr. Seuss

uncle phil

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

CinnamonGirl

This one's on my car...it always makes me giggle:

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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world."


"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

Zweiblumen

"Bad Cop,
No donut!"

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Sodomy non sapiens. : I'm buggered if I know

Ourcrazymodern?

"Mean People Produce Little Mean People"

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

CinnamonGirl

Ooh, I like that one, OCM.

Also on my car:

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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world."


"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

chinese crested

Low on eostrogen, have a shotgun, back off!