best bumper sticker seen
 

1)Get a taste of religon lick a witch. 2). Its gods job to forgive binladen its ours to make his appointment U.S. Army. 3)
Men should not interfear in the affairs of dragons for they are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Jesus Loves you, But I think your an asshole.

Seen on a VW Bug, "When I grow up, I want to be a Porsche."

license plate on VW Bug: FEATUR

I drove a Mom-mobile for a few years - a navy blue Plymouth Grand Voyager that was only a couple years old. It was a really nice one. It worked as a great cover until my best friend had a bumper sticker made for me that I stuck on the back window - "Rehab's For Quitters." I had a magnetic soccer ball on the back too just for fun. Made red lights more entertaining with all the mixed reactions.

I want a girl who can suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch......

Jen has one on the back of our car that says, "Just ignore my magnificent tits."

I love it. Everybody laughs at it.

My favorite says something like:

KANSAS: AS BIGOTED AS YOU THINK.

It's a play off of the state tourism slogan or whatever - Kansas: As big as you think.

http://www2.ljworld.com/news/2005/fe..._lampoons_new/

Life Isn't Short.
Life is the Longest
Damn Thing You'll Ever Do.
:p

This one's on my car...it always makes me giggle:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...l29/aliens.jpg

"Bad Cop,
No donut!"

"Mean People Produce Little Mean People"

Ooh, I like that one, OCM.

Also on my car:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...29/dragons.jpg

Low on eostrogen, have a shotgun, back off!