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Toaster126 01-05-2010 03:07 PM
Vampric giraffes crack me the fuck up.

I think those or any water foul would be great. Another possibility would be butterflies. I could easily see the beautiful markings of various butterflies turning into our perceived natural warning signs of flapping bloodsuckers. :)

Lady Bear Cub 01-05-2010 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by The_Jazz (Post 2745440)
Must resist bearded clam joke.......
Bearded vampire clams. Hold your packages.

Clams with legs.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IAlwPkwwHe...ning+clams.jpg

Bitch clams who spit acid.
http://images.buddytv.com/articles/F...ded-clam-1.jpg
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The Bearded Clam is a huge anthropomorphic clam with a beard from the animated series Freak Show. She resembles a fat middle-aged woman and has many radical opinions since she was raised by eco-terrorists. She frequently leads rallies and demonstrations where in she is the only participant. Her super powers includes a mouth that produces "acidic bitch juice" which is a powerful saliva capable of eating through almost any kind of metal, and the ability to morph herself into liquid state or shape shift.


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