04-01-2009, 12:52 PM | #1 (permalink) |
warrior bodhisattva
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Tilted Hosers, eh?
Okay, so, like, after what's happened with those hoseheads who hacked the tfp, I thought we should...you know, have a thread where we can talk about it, eh?
I thought it was a beauty trick, eh? Those Americans probably never saw it comin'.... *snicker snort* They probably were, like, just a couple of hosers sitting in their parents' basement, eh? ...with a 2-4 and a dozen jellies, thinking of some prank to pull with their computer machine. I say good. Those Americans need to remember that we're not asleep up here in the Great White North, eh? That we don't have our toques, like, pulled down over our eyes. Beauty. I think they got the point, eh?
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04-01-2009, 01:09 PM | #2 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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oh...
canada? sounds like the prelude to a hockey game...
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04-01-2009, 01:12 PM | #3 (permalink) |
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The sole contribution to world society by Canada:
250px-Tim_Hortons_logo_svg.png Thanks, I guess, but you hosers hog them all to yourselves, eh?
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04-01-2009, 01:17 PM | #4 (permalink) | |
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My favorite potato chip is Canadian! And some of my favorite gents around TFP are Canadian
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04-01-2009, 01:26 PM | #5 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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i used to drink labatts
before i rediscovered bourbon and cigars
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04-01-2009, 01:28 PM | #6 (permalink) |
has all her shots.
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Is Canada seeing anybody? 'Cause, you know, I'm in the market for a new boyfriend and I think Canada's kind of cute. And he makes me laugh.
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04-01-2009, 03:34 PM | #9 (permalink) | |
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Recycled from a nub humor thread
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04-11-2009, 09:51 AM | #15 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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oh, yeah...those guys and their freakin' christmas song...
what c - eh - n - eh - d - eh is all about...
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03-25-2011, 06:19 AM | #19 (permalink) | |
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I want that glass.... eh.
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03-26-2011, 04:00 AM | #23 (permalink) |
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that they did eh. Time to sweater them Khadaffi nuts.
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04-01-2011, 12:22 PM | #25 (permalink) |
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04-01-2011, 12:56 PM | #26 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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oh man, i remember the bagged milk...
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04-06-2011, 07:23 AM | #27 (permalink) |
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04-06-2011, 11:55 AM | #28 (permalink) |
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I think there has been a regression
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04-09-2011, 02:45 AM | #30 (permalink) |
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ahhhh.... Hosers!
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04-09-2011, 04:48 AM | #31 (permalink) |
still, wondering.
Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
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@ angles, no less. Since I saw a map showing Minnesota to be a part of Canada, I feel entitled. No, wait, that's us americans. We only try to put out fires.
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04-10-2011, 05:56 PM | #34 (permalink) |
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sometimes i think about moving to CND because of the super nice people, the great beer, and their love of denim, Tim Horton's, and warm hats. i dont need to worry about my kids being shot over pokemon cards in CND
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04-12-2011, 07:39 AM | #36 (permalink) |
Junkie
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AZ? If that's Arizona... I would love to go there. See the desert, see the crater and isn't the Grand Canyon nearby? And of course The Phoenix Coyotes... eh?
I didn't know that we loved denim...
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04-12-2011, 07:58 AM | #37 (permalink) |
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Yep, Arizona. The crater is cool, Grand Canyon is about 4 hours from me. Coyotes are here too.. just went to the game on Friday night.
There is also the 120f heat, the lack of rain or any moisture, abundance of scorpions and rattlesnakes, the overabundance of sunshine, dirt, and cacti, as well as snowbirds who can't drive to save their lives. Sure, there are tons of things to do outside... if you don't get heat stroke on the way to your car!! If you are looking for reasons to like Arizona, you won't hear them from me. ---------- Post added at 08:58 AM ---------- Previous post was at 08:57 AM ---------- Yep, Arizona. The crater is cool, Grand Canyon is about 4 hours from me. Coyotes are here too.. just went to the game on Friday night. There is also the 120f heat, the lack of rain or any moisture, abundance of scorpions and rattlesnakes, the overabundance of sunshine, dirt, and cacti, as well as snowbirds who can't drive to save their lives. Sure, there are tons of things to do outside... if you don't get heat stroke on the way to your car!! If you are looking for reasons to like Arizona, you won't hear them from me.
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04-12-2011, 10:00 AM | #38 (permalink) |
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Location: The Danforth
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wait... you said "overabundance of sunshine" ??? But it is a desert eh? And of course snowbirds can't drive. They're all old / retirees. Been driving safely for years, no need to change or improve is there?
See, you're lucky. You can actually get or afford a ticket to see the Coyotes play. Last time I went to a Leaf game, was two Septembers ago for a pre-season tilt with the Penguins. $283 per ticket. Pre Season. FFS. And that was only because the company paid for it.
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04-12-2011, 10:10 AM | #39 (permalink) |
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Location: Ontario for now....
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I keep trying to tell her that Leto, but she just doesn't listen, as for the snowbirds and driving, you haven't been talking to her while she drives, the language that flys at the poor other drivers.....
So hoping the Leafs go to Phoenix next year, finally get to see a Leafs game, I just can't bring myself to pay those prices in Toronto..... |
04-12-2011, 10:13 AM | #40 (permalink) |
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Lol the Leafs were here in January. Would've been easy to get tix. I told silent_jay that i'll get kick ass tix for next time, if they grace us with their presence next season.
I am an Arizona native. I hate it here, always have. I get heat sick starting in April. I belong in a cooler climate.
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