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Baraka_Guru 04-01-2009 12:52 PM

Tilted Hosers, eh?
 
Okay, so, like, after what's happened with those hoseheads who hacked the tfp, I thought we should...you know, have a thread where we can talk about it, eh?

I thought it was a beauty trick, eh? Those Americans probably never saw it comin'.... *snicker snort*

They probably were, like, just a couple of hosers sitting in their parents' basement, eh? ...with a 2-4 and a dozen jellies, thinking of some prank to pull with their computer machine.

I say good.

Those Americans need to remember that we're not asleep up here in the Great White North, eh? That we don't have our toques, like, pulled down over our eyes.

Beauty.

I think they got the point, eh?

uncle phil 04-01-2009 01:09 PM

oh...

canada?

sounds like the prelude to a hockey game...

The_Jazz 04-01-2009 01:12 PM

1 Attachment(s)
The sole contribution to world society by Canada:

Attachment 18831

Thanks, I guess, but you hosers hog them all to yourselves, eh?

snowy 04-01-2009 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Jazz (Post 2617813)
The sole contribution to world society by Canada:

Attachment 18831

Thanks, I guess, but you hosers hog them all to yourselves, eh?

Canada has more to it than Tim Hortons!

My favorite potato chip is Canadian!
http://www.goodfoods.ca/_images/modu...9n3t_small.jpg

And some of my favorite gents around TFP are Canadian :shy:

uncle phil 04-01-2009 01:26 PM

i used to drink labatts

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...bottleShot.jpg

before i rediscovered bourbon

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...nandcoke-1.jpg

and cigars

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...oppocigars.jpg

mixedmedia 04-01-2009 01:28 PM

Is Canada seeing anybody? 'Cause, you know, I'm in the market for a new boyfriend and I think Canada's kind of cute. And he makes me laugh.

Glory's Sun 04-01-2009 01:32 PM

1 Attachment(s)
Attachment 18832

Fly 04-01-2009 03:04 PM

i'm lovin' this thread eh..........


it goes good with the better beer we have.


and beavers............oh yeah.......we're on fucking top too biatch!!!!!!!


:D

Jetée 04-01-2009 03:34 PM

Recycled from a nub humor thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru (Post 2274691)
...Americans on the shores of the Great Lakes often wake in a cold sweat in the dead of winter. If the evening is a quiet one, many will claim they can hear--across the vast and frozen waters--the unmistakable sound of thousands of Canadians sharpening their ice skates...

...they don't know when, the don't know where, but one day....

I guess today was that day; the celebration of Canadian Groundhog Independence Day of Invasion?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetée (Post 2274671)


ring 04-01-2009 06:16 PM

My memory remembers when Jetee, (with the tinkerbell slash above the first E),
posted this gem on the longest thread.

Kudos comrade.

silent_jay 04-01-2009 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly (Post 2617891)
and beavers............oh yeah.......we're on fucking top too biatch!!!!!!!


:D

Haha America's a bottom....:lol:

BadNick 04-01-2009 07:29 PM

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...%202/hoser.jpg

Fly 04-11-2009 06:04 AM

http://www.bobanddoug.com/pics/hosers.jpg





blahblah454 04-11-2009 09:28 AM

Take off eh! You hosers

uncle phil 04-11-2009 09:51 AM

oh, yeah...those guys and their freakin' christmas song...

what c - eh - n - eh - d - eh is all about...

paddyjoe 04-11-2009 11:19 AM

Seeing how I live just miles from the Canadian border, I find it fitting to salute my friends from the Great White North each morning at breakfast, eh........




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...g?t=1239477274

Fly 04-11-2009 02:31 PM

fuck yeah joe............

Charlatan 04-11-2009 04:38 PM

Take off, you hose heads...

Leto 03-25-2011 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe (Post 2622501)
Seeing how I live just miles from the Canadian border, I find it fitting to salute my friends from the Great White North each morning at breakfast, eh........




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...g?t=1239477274


I want that glass....


eh.

Fly 03-25-2011 11:39 AM

getting warmer up here eh........:mapleleaf:

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images...FlagGirl01.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 03-25-2011 02:20 PM

http://www.standeyo.com/Reports/0412...ng.of.fire.gif

It's probably not only the friction.

BadNick 03-25-2011 04:45 PM

didn't they just appoint a hoser to head up the nato troops in northern africa?

Leto 03-26-2011 04:00 AM

that they did eh. Time to sweater them Khadaffi nuts.

Fly 03-26-2011 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern? (Post 2885272)
http://www.standeyo.com/Reports/0412...ng.of.fire.gif

It's probably not only the friction.



H.A.A.R.P. will fix that soon enough eh....:paranoid:

Leto 04-01-2011 12:22 PM

bagged Milk - it's out there:


uncle phil 04-01-2011 12:56 PM

oh man, i remember the bagged milk... :)

Leto 04-06-2011 07:23 AM

who has an accent?



Jetée 04-06-2011 11:55 AM

I think there has been a regression
 
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li...vk9wo1_500.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 04-08-2011 07:12 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...board_fire.jpg

Leto 04-09-2011 02:45 AM

ahhhh.... Hosers!

Ourcrazymodern? 04-09-2011 04:48 AM

@ angles, no less. Since I saw a map showing Minnesota to be a part of Canada, I feel entitled. No, wait, that's us americans. We only try to put out fires.

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/488...toons12vs8.jpg

Fly 04-10-2011 06:11 AM

http://hufgefluester.eu/files/wys/us...lag_Canada.gif

sillygirl 04-10-2011 05:40 PM

I like a few of these...

Butterfly Canada Tattoo designed by Tattoo Artist Teemu

EventHorizon 04-10-2011 05:56 PM

sometimes i think about moving to CND because of the super nice people, the great beer, and their love of denim, Tim Horton's, and warm hats. i dont need to worry about my kids being shot over pokemon cards in CND

sillygirl 04-10-2011 05:57 PM

I think about moving there because, well, it's not AZ.

Leto 04-12-2011 07:39 AM

AZ? If that's Arizona... I would love to go there. See the desert, see the crater and isn't the Grand Canyon nearby? And of course The Phoenix Coyotes... eh?

I didn't know that we loved denim...

sillygirl 04-12-2011 07:58 AM

Yep, Arizona. The crater is cool, Grand Canyon is about 4 hours from me. Coyotes are here too.. just went to the game on Friday night.

There is also the 120f heat, the lack of rain or any moisture, abundance of scorpions and rattlesnakes, the overabundance of sunshine, dirt, and cacti, as well as snowbirds who can't drive to save their lives.
Sure, there are tons of things to do outside... if you don't get heat stroke on the way to your car!!

If you are looking for reasons to like Arizona, you won't hear them from me.

---------- Post added at 08:58 AM ---------- Previous post was at 08:57 AM ----------

Yep, Arizona. The crater is cool, Grand Canyon is about 4 hours from me. Coyotes are here too.. just went to the game on Friday night.

There is also the 120f heat, the lack of rain or any moisture, abundance of scorpions and rattlesnakes, the overabundance of sunshine, dirt, and cacti, as well as snowbirds who can't drive to save their lives.
Sure, there are tons of things to do outside... if you don't get heat stroke on the way to your car!!

If you are looking for reasons to like Arizona, you won't hear them from me.

Leto 04-12-2011 10:00 AM

wait... you said "overabundance of sunshine" ??? But it is a desert eh? And of course snowbirds can't drive. They're all old / retirees. Been driving safely for years, no need to change or improve is there?

See, you're lucky. You can actually get or afford a ticket to see the Coyotes play. Last time I went to a Leaf game, was two Septembers ago for a pre-season tilt with the Penguins. $283 per ticket. Pre Season. FFS. And that was only because the company paid for it.

silent_jay 04-12-2011 10:10 AM

I keep trying to tell her that Leto, but she just doesn't listen, as for the snowbirds and driving, you haven't been talking to her while she drives, the language that flys at the poor other drivers.....

So hoping the Leafs go to Phoenix next year, finally get to see a Leafs game, I just can't bring myself to pay those prices in Toronto.....

sillygirl 04-12-2011 10:13 AM

Lol the Leafs were here in January. Would've been easy to get tix. I told silent_jay that i'll get kick ass tix for next time, if they grace us with their presence next season.

I am an Arizona native. I hate it here, always have. I get heat sick starting in April. I belong in a cooler climate.


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