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Old 01-29-2009, 09:54 AM   #1 (permalink)
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What's Your Life Gaol?

Mine is to one day serve pubic orifice.
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Old 01-29-2009, 09:55 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Who is the keeper of the public orifice these days? Once Paris passed the torch to Lindsey, I lost track.
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Old 01-29-2009, 09:57 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I think you mean public "orifice(s)."

But I was referring to pubic ones specifically; I'm not trying to get into the public kind. They're overcrowded.
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Old 01-29-2009, 11:41 AM   #4 (permalink)
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hhmmmm.........pubic orifices eh?
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Old 01-29-2009, 11:50 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 01-29-2009, 11:51 AM   #6 (permalink)
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How do you serve pubic orifice? Shouldn't this be in the food section?

I like hockey rules....no tie scores, the game goes on until one team gets more fucks into the pubic orifice than the other team. This promotes better esprit de corps. But still, I don't get the "serve" part.
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Old 01-29-2009, 12:23 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Mine is to one day serve pubic orifice.
That's just offal!
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Old 01-29-2009, 12:33 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I like hockey rules....no tie scores, the game goes on until one team gets more fucks into the pubic orifice than the other team. This promotes better esprit de corps. But still, I don't get the "serve" part.
There isn't much serving going on in the sport of hockey, but think of it as looking for the best way to score; even if it means pulling a fast one and slipping it between the legs.
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Old 01-29-2009, 01:11 PM   #9 (permalink)
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on ice, no less...
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Old 01-29-2009, 01:18 PM   #10 (permalink)
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And you have to time your periods just right....
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Old 01-29-2009, 01:20 PM   #11 (permalink)
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can't play with a curved stick, either...
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Old 01-29-2009, 01:40 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Is it like field hockey, where you can't lift it above head height?
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Old 01-29-2009, 02:09 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I do occasionally get sent to the box for high sticking...
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Old 01-29-2009, 02:41 PM   #14 (permalink)
 
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will there be hermaphroditic semi-colons on the menu?
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Old 01-29-2009, 03:21 PM   #15 (permalink)
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will there be hermaphroditic semi-colons on the menu?
No. Didn't you hear? They're listed as an endangered species. There's an outside stressor causing them to change into either colons or periods. It depends on which end is more susceptible.
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Old 01-29-2009, 03:40 PM   #16 (permalink)
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My colon is gonna hurt when I Finnish digesting this tread.
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Old 01-29-2009, 04:14 PM   #17 (permalink)
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can't play with a curved stick, either...



says who?
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Old 01-29-2009, 04:34 PM   #18 (permalink)
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My colon is gonna hurt when I Finnish digesting this tread.
True, but we aren't even done with the first Lapp, so we aren't anywhere near the Finnish line.
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Old 01-29-2009, 04:39 PM   #19 (permalink)
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says who?
bent fabric...

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Old 01-29-2009, 05:46 PM   #20 (permalink)
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i fucking LOVE that song man..................


uncle mystro scores again..............






*sorry to jack off the thread*
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Old 01-29-2009, 06:45 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.
Capitalization is important.
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Old 01-30-2009, 03:26 AM   #22 (permalink)
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i helped my cousin, phoebe b. beebe, build a new canoe canal...
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Old 01-30-2009, 04:49 AM   #23 (permalink)
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soccer also has gaols ...I would so sock her
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Old 01-30-2009, 01:25 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 01-31-2009, 10:33 AM   #25 (permalink)
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sock it to who?

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Old 01-31-2009, 11:12 AM   #26 (permalink)
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That guy must have done something to the gaolie. Or is it "gaolkeeper"?
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Old 01-31-2009, 11:24 AM   #27 (permalink)
 
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I want to cross a Spoonerist with a Punster.

I need to find the proper laboraoratory for this delicate hybridgeatation.
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Old 03-01-2010, 04:27 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 03-02-2010, 07:29 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Marriage is a life gaol.
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Old 03-02-2010, 09:15 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Now that the lympics are over, my life gaol is an opin knet. Just shoot a fuck this way and you're in...no gaolie

hi raj. Stay out of trouble.
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Old 03-02-2010, 09:22 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Marriage is a life gaol.
Just be grateful if you avoid a hemarriage.
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Old 03-02-2010, 09:38 AM   #32 (permalink)
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this guy's voice oughtta be in gaol...

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Old 03-02-2010, 10:43 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Wait, you wanna serve pubic orifice in a gaol? Dude, just rob a police and you'll land yourself in prison. Done and done.
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