01-29-2009, 09:54 AM | #1 (permalink) |
warrior bodhisattva
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What's Your Life Gaol?
Mine is to one day serve pubic orifice.
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01-29-2009, 09:57 AM | #3 (permalink) |
warrior bodhisattva
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I think you mean public "orifice(s)."
But I was referring to pubic ones specifically; I'm not trying to get into the public kind. They're overcrowded.
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01-29-2009, 11:51 AM | #6 (permalink) |
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How do you serve pubic orifice? Shouldn't this be in the food section?
I like hockey rules....no tie scores, the game goes on until one team gets more fucks into the pubic orifice than the other team. This promotes better esprit de corps. But still, I don't get the "serve" part. |
01-29-2009, 12:33 PM | #8 (permalink) |
warrior bodhisattva
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There isn't much serving going on in the sport of hockey, but think of it as looking for the best way to score; even if it means pulling a fast one and slipping it between the legs.
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01-29-2009, 01:11 PM | #9 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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on ice, no less...
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01-29-2009, 01:18 PM | #10 (permalink) |
warrior bodhisattva
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And you have to time your periods just right....
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01-29-2009, 01:20 PM | #11 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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can't play with a curved stick, either...
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01-29-2009, 01:40 PM | #12 (permalink) |
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Is it like field hockey, where you can't lift it above head height?
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01-29-2009, 03:21 PM | #15 (permalink) |
warrior bodhisattva
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No. Didn't you hear? They're listed as an endangered species. There's an outside stressor causing them to change into either colons or periods. It depends on which end is more susceptible.
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01-29-2009, 04:34 PM | #18 (permalink) |
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True, but we aren't even done with the first Lapp, so we aren't anywhere near the Finnish line.
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01-29-2009, 04:39 PM | #19 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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bent fabric...
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01-29-2009, 06:45 PM | #21 (permalink) |
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I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.
Capitalization is important.
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01-30-2009, 03:26 AM | #22 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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i helped my cousin, phoebe b. beebe, build a new canoe canal...
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01-30-2009, 01:25 PM | #24 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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01-31-2009, 11:12 AM | #26 (permalink) |
warrior bodhisattva
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That guy must have done something to the gaolie. Or is it "gaolkeeper"?
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03-02-2010, 09:22 AM | #31 (permalink) |
warrior bodhisattva
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Just be grateful if you avoid a hemarriage.
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03-02-2010, 09:38 AM | #32 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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