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Baraka_Guru 01-29-2009 09:54 AM

What's Your Life Gaol?
 
Mine is to one day serve pubic orifice.

telekinetic 01-29-2009 09:55 AM

Who is the keeper of the public orifice these days? Once Paris passed the torch to Lindsey, I lost track.

Baraka_Guru 01-29-2009 09:57 AM

I think you mean public "orifice(s)."

But I was referring to pubic ones specifically; I'm not trying to get into the public kind. They're overcrowded.

Fly 01-29-2009 11:41 AM

hhmmmm.........pubic orifices eh?

Redlemon 01-29-2009 11:50 AM

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/4934/gaolhw3.gif

BadNick 01-29-2009 11:51 AM

How do you serve pubic orifice? Shouldn't this be in the food section?

I like hockey rules....no tie scores, the game goes on until one team gets more fucks into the pubic orifice than the other team. This promotes better esprit de corps. But still, I don't get the "serve" part.

guyy 01-29-2009 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru (Post 2589078)
Mine is to one day serve pubic orifice.

That's just offal!

Baraka_Guru 01-29-2009 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2589144)
I like hockey rules....no tie scores, the game goes on until one team gets more fucks into the pubic orifice than the other team. This promotes better esprit de corps. But still, I don't get the "serve" part.

There isn't much serving going on in the sport of hockey, but think of it as looking for the best way to score; even if it means pulling a fast one and slipping it between the legs.

uncle phil 01-29-2009 01:11 PM

on ice, no less...

Baraka_Guru 01-29-2009 01:18 PM

And you have to time your periods just right....

uncle phil 01-29-2009 01:20 PM

can't play with a curved stick, either...

Daniel_ 01-29-2009 01:40 PM

Is it like field hockey, where you can't lift it above head height?

ratbastid 01-29-2009 02:09 PM

I do occasionally get sent to the box for high sticking...

ring 01-29-2009 02:41 PM

will there be hermaphroditic semi-colons on the menu?

Baraka_Guru 01-29-2009 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring (Post 2589216)
will there be hermaphroditic semi-colons on the menu?

No. Didn't you hear? They're listed as an endangered species. There's an outside stressor causing them to change into either colons or periods. It depends on which end is more susceptible.

Plan9 01-29-2009 03:40 PM

My colon is gonna hurt when I Finnish digesting this tread.

Fly 01-29-2009 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2589188)
can't play with a curved stick, either...




says who?

Tophat665 01-29-2009 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crompsin (Post 2589236)
My colon is gonna hurt when I Finnish digesting this tread.

True, but we aren't even done with the first Lapp, so we aren't anywhere near the Finnish line.

uncle phil 01-29-2009 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly (Post 2589241)
says who?

bent fabric...


Fly 01-29-2009 05:46 PM

i fucking LOVE that song man..................


uncle mystro scores again..............:thumbsup:






*sorry to jack off the thread*

Tophat665 01-29-2009 06:45 PM

I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.
Capitalization is important.

uncle phil 01-30-2009 03:26 AM

i helped my cousin, phoebe b. beebe, build a new canoe canal...

BadNick 01-30-2009 04:49 AM

soccer also has gaols ...I would so sock her

uncle phil 01-30-2009 01:25 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...SockItToMe.gif

BadNick 01-31-2009 10:33 AM

sock it to who?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...cehockey01.jpg

Baraka_Guru 01-31-2009 11:12 AM

That guy must have done something to the gaolie. Or is it "gaolkeeper"?

ring 01-31-2009 11:24 AM

I want to cross a Spoonerist with a Punster.

I need to find the proper laboraoratory for this delicate hybridgeatation.

raj 03-01-2010 04:27 PM

hello everyone.............

Tophat665 03-02-2010 07:29 AM

Marriage is a life gaol.

BadNick 03-02-2010 09:15 AM

Now that the lympics are over, my life gaol is an opin knet. Just shoot a fuck this way and you're in...no gaolie

hi raj. Stay out of trouble.

Baraka_Guru 03-02-2010 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665 (Post 2763325)
Marriage is a life gaol.

Just be grateful if you avoid a hemarriage.

uncle phil 03-02-2010 09:38 AM

this guy's voice oughtta be in gaol...


Xerxys 03-02-2010 10:43 AM

Wait, you wanna serve pubic orifice in a gaol? Dude, just rob a police and you'll land yourself in prison. Done and done.


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