shalafi

Bacolicio.us ~Mmmm, Bacon~


mmmm bacon

noodle

BACONNNNNNNNNN!!!!
Thanks for making my day.

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Tophat665

Ahh, I thought TFP couldn't be improved, but apparently I was mistaken.
Bacon is God's revenge on Vegetarians and those who eschew pork because their false deity told them to. No god could be so cruel as to deny to man the goodness that is Bacon.

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Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

BadNick

Thank you, I think this bacon concept is perfect. Who can deny that pig meat is one of the finest delicacies?

Just today I cooked three large ham hocks and a large ham bone (left over from our family ham dinner on Sunday) into a 16 bean soup into which I also chopped multiple vegetables and a sachet of herbs. I hope none of you frown about those other ingredients.

Baraka_Guru

Actually, I'm pretty sure bacon is the revenge pigs have on those who would sup on their flesh....

Bacon may be delicious, but the Sirens' song is enchanting....

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—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

Charlatan

Nay! Bacon is the food of the Gods!

All must kneel before Bacon and drool!

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- Old Man Luedecke

little_tippler

Aaaah much improved. Thank you for that.

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Whether we write or speak or do but look
We are ever unapparent. What we are
Cannot be transfused into word or book.
Our soul from us is infinitely far.
However much we give our thoughts the will
To be our soul and gesture it abroad,
Our hearts are incommunicable still.
In what we show ourselves we are ignored.
The abyss from soul to soul cannot be bridged
By any skill of thought or trick of seeming.
Unto our very selves we are abridged
When we would utter to our thought our being.
We are our dreams of ourselves, souls by gleams,
And each to each other dreams of others' dreams.

Fernando Pessoa, 1918

Fly

slap a couple eggs in there and we're golden

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uncle phil

can't beat this with a stick...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

Aye, but how enchanting could it possibly be unless she could cook bacon!
/ Protip from the Belching Gourmet: Never fry bacon naked.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Baraka_Guru

Aye, then. The gods--they do meddle with us mortals!

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

BadNick

...I have to add some scrapple to that plate, and, of course, a few more stips of bacon...thick cut and crispy but not too done

Btw, the remnants of frying bacon are another god-given secret pleasure. I collect the bacon drippings in a can that I refrigerate. Then I spread the bacon fat on a piece of nice fresh bread...still warm rye bread is excellent...add some salt, pepper, paprika. Bacon fat makes me happy.

grumpyolddude

I was raised on bacon fat fried foods... never butter or veggie oil. Yum!
When mom's supply ran low, she's serve up enough BLTs to feed an army!
Grandma would fry fresh bread dough in bacon fat for us as a Saturday afternoon treat. Loved that woman!

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kramus

I have to go now, but this just goes to show that bacon has dominion.

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dlish

i know its full of shit..but hey i think its funny

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carrot glace

i love this!

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uncle phil

ain't a bacon thread without support...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

BadNick

good night, sleep tight, wake up right with wake'n-bacon:

uncle phil

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

dlish

not a thread about bacon without kevin baccon

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An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere

I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay?
- Filthy

ngdawg

Or Sir Francis Bacon:

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Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

uncle phil

can't forget "makin' bacon..."

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

BadNick

...don't ask, just eat it: SupersizedMeals.com - Bacon Apple Pie

SSJTWIZTA

all this bacon!

only beer could make this better.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

uncle phil

smoked bacon beer:

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

SSJTWIZTA

This thread just got better

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

BadNick

Combining pleasures...like bacon with bacon, or bacon on bacon:



...and hopefully, not everyone will be so mix up combining burgers and other things with the purity of bacon: Clips: 14-Year-Old Girl Trades Sex For Bacon Double Cheeseburger, Has No Regrets

uncle phil

shoot; ya gotta eat...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

lostgirl

This thread is making me want it!!! EVIL YUMMY GOODNESS!!!

ottopilot

it's good for the pores.

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dlish

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An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere

I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay?
- Filthy

BadNick

I like to minimize the miscellaneous distractive ingredients....though I suppose without bread it wouldn't even be a sandwich by some definitions.

slightlyaskew

All things are better with BACON!!!!

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sa

A day without sunshine is like night.

uncle phil

don't be fooled by cheap imitations...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

allaboutmusic

What's with the girl?

Anyone else here like bacon with a bit of jam?

uncle phil

" she's a real beauty...
a mexican cutire...
how she got there i haven't a clue..."

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

Couldn't find a bacon Magarita, so here's a pair of bacon martinis for you, phil.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

uncle phil

this cheap imitation doesn't fool me:

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

kramus

Ahh yes, the many faces of bacon . . .












and the dangers of too much bacon are indeed weighty . . .

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Baraka_Guru

Click here and be saved:
Main Page - The Holy Church of Bacon

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot