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Ahh, I thought TFP couldn't be improved, but apparently I was mistaken.
Bacon is God's revenge on Vegetarians and those who eschew pork because their false deity told them to. No god could be so cruel as to deny to man the goodness that is Bacon.
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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