ring

Don't hate me because I have big boobs.

Hate me because your dog is queer for me.

jewels

But I don't have a dog.

My cats adore big boobs.

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Tully Mars

I must be your cat.

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jewels

My cat wears a hat.

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Mark Twain

BadNick

I love cats and boob hats.

Tully Mars

I want a hat like that, he can keep the glasses.

But I got hats, lots of hats.

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Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

jewels

Baby got hat?

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Mark Twain

uncle phil

bring on the b(o)(o)bies...

i don't hate you, ring...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

Good one, ring!

Look at what you've done.

I love you.


You're beyond the pale, and so is your gay dog.

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ring

My little Frou-Frou pup has teeth bigger than mine,
and he looks hungry.

I will serve us up Tartare for breakfast,
after I turn off the boob-tube.

BadNick

ring, do you have a powered boob tube? In the early 60's Milton Bradley made this "self powered" one

uncle phil

i remember the groove tube...

The Groove Tube (1974)

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

BadNick

ahhh, the memories...reminds me of how much I loved Winky Dink when I was little. This game came out in the mid 1950's and I still remember spending time in front of our first TV with the Winky Dink screen layed over the boob tube



or I'm sure I would have turned out with less hangups if only my parents would have got me my own boobs

ahhh, the mammaries...

jewels

Surely ring has a boob tube

She's just got more boob for the tube.

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain

BadNick

uncle phil

don't forget the beer...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

i knew 'ol phil would bring Rodney

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BadNick

talk about summer, the season for great tomatoes here in the N.E., this is my little heart-warming story about saving a tomato:

A couple months ago I was working in my driveway and looking up, I notice something larger than usual growing in the roof gutter that runs along the side of my house. As I look at it more closely, I realize it's a developing tomato plant! How the hell it got there is anybody's guess...either my kids tossed it there during a tomato fight last year, or a bird pooped a seed there, or a squirrel dropped it there so I wouldn't be able to eat it as a side dish to braised squirrel with wild mushrooms and onions. So I got out my ladder and scooped it out of the gutter with it's well developed root ball spreading out in the couple inches of leaf mulch in that gutter, and then planted it in my yard. I had just demolished the jungle jim in my yard so I had an especially sandy spot there, and figuring that sandy soil seems to make great Jersey tomatoes, I planted this little guy in that spot. Well this past week I finally tasted a couple of the fully ripe fruits of this agricultural adventure and I have to say, they were some of the sweetest, best tasting tomatoes I've had in a long time. I don't have a dog right now though we plan to get one soon, but we lived happily ever after.

sibylable

it's hardly gone

uncle phil

i found some magic beans once...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

girldetective

uh : woof

Tully Mars

I found some magic mushrooms once. Least I think I did. Can't really remember now, it was a really weird day.

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Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

BadNick

Tul, you're just a crazy chacmool.

I am still following in the path of Don Juan Matus...a traditional Mesoamerican shamanism as espoused by the Peruvian-American dog named Carlos Castaneda.

ring

I weigh ten pounds less than I did three weeks ago.
I have 60 more pounds to lose, and once again I will have
the perfect little "mosquito bites" I had before.

I so look forward to not having to wear a bra.

The day I flunk the pencil test I will celebrate.

Right now it's more like the pool cue test.

I think I'll put a bumper sticker on my truck that says, "small boobs or bust!"

uncle phil

how about "small bust or boobs?"

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

Funny.

I used to joke about pencils...

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ring

"generous bottom girls make the rockin' world....umm...rounder!"


P.S. (my dog's farts don't smell.)

uncle phil

"fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round..."

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

BadNick

...and knock me off my feet

ottopilot

"get on your bikes and ride!"

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

Fly

i had a bike once.........some bastard stole it.





bastard..........

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SterlingStudios

BadNick

Fly, to give you some encouragement, here's a nice summer days story about "we had a nice bike but some bastard stole it but then we found it and got it back and lived happily ever after"

A couple years ago, late that summer, one of my sons had his cool BMX bike stolen from in front of the local pizza shop. We were sad that somebody would do that...and pissed, so we drove around looking for a clue but never found it.

About at the beginning of the next summer, one of my son's friends sees a kid riding a bike and says "hey Tyler, is that your old bike?" and they think it is. So as the kid on the bike is riding away, the buddy who is the fastest runner goes to follow him while my son and a couple other buddies go to the police station to report this; about half hour later the fast buddy and the kid on the bike, and the bike, show up at the police station; the fast guy told the kid that the police will be getting him if he doesn't come to the station with the bike, so the bike kid seems to not know the bike was stolen and to clear things up he brings the bike to the station. He says he paid one of his friends $40 for the bike and didn't know where it came from.

My kids call me and tell me to hurry down to the station, etc. So I run down there and see the bike and tell the officer that it does look like our bike....but to be sure, here's the purchase receipt which lists the serial numbers that are stamped into the bike under the crank housing. So we turn the bike over and check the numbers and they match. So the bike kid has to call his mom since the officer is not allowed to "make a deal" with a minor, but the mom gets pissed and says she's not coming. So the officer says that he has no option but to give the bike back to the rightful owners...US! We were very surprised and happy to get the bike back and my kid is still using that bike.

Ourcrazymodern?

i"ve been spending some quality time with ring"s puppy - forget what I said about him.

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ring

Yeah...he kinda grows on ya..almost barnacle like.

Ourcrazymodern?

Yeah, he's fixated.

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ring

....and he still plays his "air guitar" doesn't he?

Ourcrazymodern?

Yes, and I'm still taking his tail for my hat.

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ring

I'll make sure that he bequeaths it to you,
at the tail end of his last will and testament.

uncle phil

it's almost falling...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ottopilot

it's Rocky's 1st birthday!

Rocky at 3 mos.


Rocky and the fabulous Mrs. Pilot last month on the river.

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo