The Dog Days Of Summer
 

Don't hate me because I have big boobs.

Hate me because your dog is queer for me.

But I don't have a dog.

My cats adore big boobs.

I must be your cat.

My cat wears a hat.

I love cats and boob hats.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...7/boob-hat.jpg

I want a hat like that, he can keep the glasses.

But I got hats, lots of hats.

Baby got hat?

bring on the b(o)(o)bies...

i don't hate you, ring...

Good one, ring!

Look at what you've done.

I love you.


You're beyond the pale, and so is your gay dog.

My little Frou-Frou pup has teeth bigger than mine,
and he looks hungry.

I will serve us up Tartare for breakfast,
after I turn off the boob-tube.

ring, do you have a powered boob tube? In the early 60's Milton Bradley made this "self powered" one

http://www.samstoybox.com/toypics/BoobTube.jpg

i remember the groove tube...

The Groove Tube (1974)

ahhh, the memories...reminds me of how much I loved Winky Dink when I was little. This game came out in the mid 1950's and I still remember spending time in front of our first TV with the Winky Dink screen layed over the boob tube

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...s7/winky01.jpg

or I'm sure I would have turned out with less hangups if only my parents would have got me my own boobs

ahhh, the mammaries...

Surely ring has a boob tube
http://dannydaily.typepad.com/danny_...orytubetop.jpg
She's just got more boob for the tube.

don't forget the beer...

i knew 'ol phil would bring Rodney

talk about summer, the season for great tomatoes here in the N.E., this is my little heart-warming story about saving a tomato:

A couple months ago I was working in my driveway and looking up, I notice something larger than usual growing in the roof gutter that runs along the side of my house. As I look at it more closely, I realize it's a developing tomato plant! How the hell it got there is anybody's guess...either my kids tossed it there during a tomato fight last year, or a bird pooped a seed there, or a squirrel dropped it there so I wouldn't be able to eat it as a side dish to braised squirrel with wild mushrooms and onions. So I got out my ladder and scooped it out of the gutter with it's well developed root ball spreading out in the couple inches of leaf mulch in that gutter, and then planted it in my yard. I had just demolished the jungle jim in my yard so I had an especially sandy spot there, and figuring that sandy soil seems to make great Jersey tomatoes, I planted this little guy in that spot. Well this past week I finally tasted a couple of the fully ripe fruits of this agricultural adventure and I have to say, they were some of the sweetest, best tasting tomatoes I've had in a long time. I don't have a dog right now though we plan to get one soon, but we lived happily ever after.

it's hardly gone

i found some magic beans once...

uh : woof

I found some magic mushrooms once. Least I think I did. Can't really remember now, it was a really weird day.

Tul, you're just a crazy chacmool.

I am still following in the path of Don Juan Matus...a traditional Mesoamerican shamanism as espoused by the Peruvian-American dog named Carlos Castaneda.

I weigh ten pounds less than I did three weeks ago.
I have 60 more pounds to lose, and once again I will have
the perfect little "mosquito bites" I had before.

I so look forward to not having to wear a bra.

The day I flunk the pencil test I will celebrate.

Right now it's more like the pool cue test.

I think I'll put a bumper sticker on my truck that says, "small boobs or bust!"

how about "small bust or boobs?"

Funny.

I used to joke about pencils...

"generous bottom girls make the rockin' world....umm...rounder!"


P.S. (my dog's farts don't smell.)

"fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round..."

...and knock me off my feet

"get on your bikes and ride!"

i had a bike once.........some bastard stole it.





bastard..........

Fly, to give you some encouragement, here's a nice summer days story about "we had a nice bike but some bastard stole it but then we found it and got it back and lived happily ever after"

A couple years ago, late that summer, one of my sons had his cool BMX bike stolen from in front of the local pizza shop. We were sad that somebody would do that...and pissed, so we drove around looking for a clue but never found it.

About at the beginning of the next summer, one of my son's friends sees a kid riding a bike and says "hey Tyler, is that your old bike?" and they think it is. So as the kid on the bike is riding away, the buddy who is the fastest runner goes to follow him while my son and a couple other buddies go to the police station to report this; about half hour later the fast buddy and the kid on the bike, and the bike, show up at the police station; the fast guy told the kid that the police will be getting him if he doesn't come to the station with the bike, so the bike kid seems to not know the bike was stolen and to clear things up he brings the bike to the station. He says he paid one of his friends $40 for the bike and didn't know where it came from.

My kids call me and tell me to hurry down to the station, etc. So I run down there and see the bike and tell the officer that it does look like our bike....but to be sure, here's the purchase receipt which lists the serial numbers that are stamped into the bike under the crank housing. So we turn the bike over and check the numbers and they match. So the bike kid has to call his mom since the officer is not allowed to "make a deal" with a minor, but the mom gets pissed and says she's not coming. So the officer says that he has no option but to give the bike back to the rightful owners...US! We were very surprised and happy to get the bike back and my kid is still using that bike.

i"ve been spending some quality time with ring"s puppy - forget what I said about him.

Yeah...he kinda grows on ya..almost barnacle like.

Yeah, he's fixated.

....and he still plays his "air guitar" doesn't he?

Yes, and I'm still taking his tail for my hat.

I'll make sure that he bequeaths it to you,
at the tail end of his last will and testament.

it's almost falling...

it's Rocky's 1st birthday!

Rocky at 3 mos.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3222/...0febae39d4.jpg

Rocky and the fabulous Mrs. Pilot last month on the river.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3049/...2d065c908b.jpg