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So she sez "I like to live on the edge", so I sez "I like getting licked around the edge" - then we BOTH smoked in bed.
Then I sez "Sorry I fell asleep on ya" & she sez "ya didn't - you were over there" - We giggled and did it some more. |
"...on the bedpost overnight..."
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well, it gets a little warm in here!
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Open a window,
and let it blow, let it blow, let it blow. I like a really hot bath though. |
These premises are protected by a percussive security system: Enter at your own risk.
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I only allow myself one cuss per...5 minutes.
(on average) |
Cuss again, quickly!
You're behind schedule, and the dog is getting nervous. |
The dog is quivering in anticipation of receiving another treat,
He poops too much, little dogs doo that, dammit. |
Oh, right! Punny...or something.
Is it still a liitle warm in here? |
and rising....
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do you guys know that we have a chat function?
and, within that function, there is a "private chat" function? |
You mean they're not really talking to me?
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Wow...my face looks sad and the word crestfallen comes to mind.
I guess there is no room for the dissed functionals. After I am done weeping, I think I will see how many hot dogs I can eat in half an hour. Soon the next equinox will fall, and I must replenish my supply of band-aids. Woah. |
A few days of summer left.
The dog likes to chase the first leaves that are falling already. He brings them back and drops them at my feet. Prince looks up at me,waiting for praise. I say, "Oh Prince, look at what YOU got, very nice, good dog." My boobs are a little bit smaller today. |
9-22-2008 at 15:44
Bye for now, summer. See ya 'round again. |
bring back the boobies...
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(Hi, Prince!
You do it better.) Hey, jewels, read my signature. Realize we need you. |
Hey, I have Pecs!
not boobs, sayeth the over-built body builder. One of my boobs is smaller than the other. Many years ago my ex named the larger one Faith and the smaller one Hope...(like it would hope to catch up and be as big as her sister Faith.) |
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She will never fall flat on her face.
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Autumn
by Edgar Winter Autumn, the wind blows colder than summer Autumn, my love's gone with another I can't demand anything of myself now So I guess I'll stay here in New England, for Autumn Buildings look tall and gray Birds flying, haven't much to say They all know that it's coming again So I guess they'll stay here in New England, for Autumn, Autumn Have you ever loved something... that you thought you knew? Have you ever lost someone... who was close to you? Well I lost my lover... and my summer too... To Autumn, the wind blows colder than summer Autumn, my love's gone with another I can't demand anything of myself now So I guess I'll stay here in New England, For Autumn, Autumn... |
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The dog days prepare us for the cold nights to come...
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Curled up nose to tail, Keeping my master's feet warm.
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I like the smell!
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^^^ lucky bastard ^^^
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Hey, darlin',
if dogs can post here, here I am. |
'Down sport,'
you good good good bad dog. Sir Phil, I have always had a fondness for that song, it reminds me of my fantasy of livin' in a small motor-home with my canine companions, one of them being my human boyfriend of course. How time flies, the last live concert I went to was Taj Mahal, at a small tent like theatre in Bayfield,Wi 1993 I think. Too bad the first thing to go when I lose weight, are the boobs, From what I have understood so far, Some people really really like big boobs. I am looking forward to having my former little over-easy eggs again. Bye for now.... |
i'm about to fall over - it's zeptember, pushing rocktober...
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I love the sound the leaves make,
as the wind skitters them across the blacktop. |
I'm glad I won't have to mow the lawn again until next Spring.
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uh...yeah.
The first snows are gloriously beautiful, and I get these magical romantic thoughts, about that ice castle in "Doctor Zhivago." Living here in Wisconsin, the Winter cold does last too long, but I planted tulips this fall, and when I see them start to poke their little spears up in the spring, magic happens again. |
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Nothing to hate there. |
down, boy...good dog...
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My dog Prince,
plays his own version of 'Air Guitar' At first I thought he was having a seizure, but then I realized, he got a thang for my boyfriend. (My boobs are fine today, there is a spot on the underside of the left one, that is itching though.) |
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