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Ourcrazymodern? · 09-14-2008, 08:44 PM

So she sez "I like to live on the edge", so I sez "I like getting licked around the edge" - then we BOTH smoked in bed.

Then I sez "Sorry I fell asleep on ya" & she sez "ya didn't - you were over there" - We giggled and did it some more.

uncle phil · 09-15-2008, 02:42 AM

"...on the bedpost overnight..."

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-15-2008, 03:30 PM

well, it gets a little warm in here!

ring · 09-15-2008, 03:35 PM

Open a window,
and let it blow, let it blow, let it blow.

I like a really hot bath though.

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-15-2008, 03:45 PM

These premises are protected by a percussive security system: Enter at your own risk.

ring · 09-15-2008, 03:50 PM

I only allow myself one cuss per...5 minutes.

(on average)

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-15-2008, 03:57 PM

Cuss again, quickly!
You're behind schedule, and the dog is getting nervous.

ring · 09-15-2008, 04:05 PM

The dog is quivering in anticipation of receiving another treat,

He poops too much, little dogs doo that, dammit.

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-15-2008, 04:17 PM

Oh, right! Punny...or something.

Is it still a liitle warm in here?

ring · 09-15-2008, 04:20 PM

and rising....

uncle phil · 09-15-2008, 04:25 PM

do you guys know that we have a chat function?

and, within that function, there is a "private chat" function?

ottopilot · 09-16-2008, 09:51 AM

You mean they're not really talking to me?

ring · 09-16-2008, 12:44 PM

Wow...my face looks sad and the word crestfallen comes to mind.

I guess there is no room for the dissed functionals.

After I am done weeping, I think I will see how many hot dogs I can eat in half an hour.

Soon the next equinox will fall,
and I must replenish my supply of band-aids.

Woah.

ring · 09-17-2008, 08:20 AM

A few days of summer left.

The dog likes to chase the first leaves that are falling already.

He brings them back and drops them at my feet.
Prince looks up at me,waiting for praise.
I say, "Oh Prince, look at what YOU got,
very nice, good dog."

My boobs are a little bit smaller today.

ring · 09-20-2008, 10:27 AM

9-22-2008 at 15:44

Bye for now, summer.

See ya 'round again.

uncle phil · 09-20-2008, 11:18 AM

bring back the boobies...

jewels · 09-20-2008, 11:25 AM

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-20-2008, 12:10 PM

(Hi, Prince!
You do it better.)

Hey, jewels, read my signature. Realize we need you.

ring · 09-21-2008, 10:51 AM

Hey, I have Pecs!
not boobs, sayeth the over-built body builder.

One of my boobs is smaller than the other.

Many years ago my ex named the larger one Faith and the smaller one Hope...(like it would hope to catch up
and be as big as her sister Faith.)

jewels · 09-21-2008, 01:05 PM

Like this?

uncle phil · 09-21-2008, 01:37 PM

ring · 09-25-2008, 06:48 AM

She will never fall flat on her face.

ottopilot · 09-25-2008, 07:02 AM

Autumn
by Edgar Winter

Autumn, the wind blows colder than summer
Autumn, my love's gone with another
I can't demand anything of myself now
So I guess I'll stay here in New England, for Autumn

Buildings look tall and gray
Birds flying, haven't much to say
They all know that it's coming again
So I guess they'll stay here in New England, for Autumn, Autumn

Have you ever loved something... that you thought you knew?
Have you ever lost someone... who was close to you?
Well I lost my lover... and my summer too...

To Autumn, the wind blows colder than summer
Autumn, my love's gone with another
I can't demand anything of myself now
So I guess I'll stay here in New England, For Autumn, Autumn...

uncle phil · 09-27-2008, 02:55 AM

public service announcement time...

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-27-2008, 08:38 AM

The dog days prepare us for the cold nights to come...

ring · 09-27-2008, 08:41 AM

Curled up nose to tail, Keeping my master's feet warm.

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-27-2008, 08:42 AM

I like the smell!

uncle phil · 09-27-2008, 01:55 PM

me and you and a dog named boo - Google Video

ottopilot · 09-28-2008, 07:40 AM

We'd like to share an amazing late summer evening concert with Stone Temple Pilots.

This concert was unbelievable!

Scott Weiland was not only sober, he gave the performance of a lifetime! Apparently a rare occasion for this tour ... we were lucky.

Fly · 09-28-2008, 08:43 AM

^^^ lucky bastard ^^^

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-29-2008, 06:41 AM

Hey, darlin',
if dogs can post here,
here I am.

ring · 09-29-2008, 07:20 AM

'Down sport,'

you good good good bad dog.

Sir Phil, I have always had a fondness for that song,
it reminds me of my fantasy of livin' in a small motor-home
with my canine companions, one of them being my human boyfriend of course.

How time flies,
the last live concert I went to was Taj Mahal,
at a small tent like theatre in Bayfield,Wi

1993 I think.

Too bad the first thing to go when I lose weight,
are the boobs,
From what I have understood so far,
Some people really really like big boobs.

I am looking forward to having my
former little over-easy eggs again.

Bye for now....

uncle phil · 09-29-2008, 12:37 PM

i'm about to fall over - it's zeptember, pushing rocktober...

ring · 10-06-2008, 06:12 AM

I love the sound the leaves make,
as the wind skitters them across the blacktop.

BadNick · 10-06-2008, 07:25 AM

I'm glad I won't have to mow the lawn again until next Spring.

uncle phil · 10-07-2008, 02:54 AM

looking forward to this, are we...

ring · 10-07-2008, 06:17 AM

uh...yeah.
The first snows are gloriously beautiful,
and I get these magical romantic thoughts,
about that ice castle in "Doctor Zhivago."

Living here in Wisconsin,
the Winter cold does last too long,
but I planted tulips this fall,
and when I see them start to poke their little spears up
in the spring,
magic happens again.

Tophat665 · 10-07-2008, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring

Don't hate me because I have big boobs.

Hate me because your dog is queer for me.

My dog is incredibly queer for you. If you ever want an elkhound, let him rub up against you for a little while and you'll be able to collect the hair and knit yourself one.

Nothing to hate there.

uncle phil · 10-08-2008, 02:39 AM

down, boy...good dog...

ring · 10-08-2008, 06:32 AM

My dog Prince,
plays his own version of 'Air Guitar'

At first I thought he was having a seizure,
but then I realized,
he got a thang for my boyfriend.

(My boobs are fine today, there is a spot on the underside of the left one,
that is itching though.)

09-14-2008, 08:44 PM	#41 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	So she sez "I like to live on the edge", so I sez "I like getting licked around the edge" - then we BOTH smoked in bed. Then I sez "Sorry I fell asleep on ya" & she sez "ya didn't - you were over there" - We giggled and did it some more. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-15-2008, 02:42 AM	#42 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	"...on the bedpost overnight..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-15-2008, 03:30 PM	#43 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	well, it gets a little warm in here! __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-15-2008, 03:45 PM	#45 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	These premises are protected by a percussive security system: Enter at your own risk. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-15-2008, 03:57 PM	#47 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Cuss again, quickly! You're behind schedule, and the dog is getting nervous. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-15-2008, 03:35 PM	#44 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Open a window, and let it blow, let it blow, let it blow. I like a really hot bath though.

09-15-2008, 03:50 PM	#46 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	I only allow myself one cuss per...5 minutes. (on average)

09-15-2008, 04:05 PM	#48 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	The dog is quivering in anticipation of receiving another treat, He poops too much, little dogs doo that, dammit.

09-15-2008, 04:17 PM	#49 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Oh, right! Punny...or something. Is it still a liitle warm in here? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-15-2008, 04:20 PM	#50 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	and rising....

09-15-2008, 04:25 PM	#51 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	do you guys know that we have a chat function? and, within that function, there is a "private chat" function? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-16-2008, 09:51 AM	#52 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	You mean they're not really talking to me? __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

09-16-2008, 12:44 PM	#53 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Wow...my face looks sad and the word crestfallen comes to mind. I guess there is no room for the dissed functionals. After I am done weeping, I think I will see how many hot dogs I can eat in half an hour. Soon the next equinox will fall, and I must replenish my supply of band-aids. Woah.

09-17-2008, 08:20 AM	#54 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	A few days of summer left. The dog likes to chase the first leaves that are falling already. He brings them back and drops them at my feet. Prince looks up at me,waiting for praise. I say, "Oh Prince, look at what YOU got, very nice, good dog." My boobs are a little bit smaller today.

09-20-2008, 10:27 AM	#55 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	9-22-2008 at 15:44 Bye for now, summer. See ya 'round again.

09-20-2008, 11:25 AM	#57 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	__________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

09-21-2008, 01:05 PM	#60 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	Like this? __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

09-28-2008, 08:43 AM	#70 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	^^^ lucky bastard ^^^ __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-20-2008, 11:18 AM	#56 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	bring back the boobies... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-20-2008, 12:10 PM	#58 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	(Hi, Prince! You do it better.) Hey, jewels, read my signature. Realize we need you. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-21-2008, 10:51 AM	#59 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Hey, I have Pecs! not boobs, sayeth the over-built body builder. One of my boobs is smaller than the other. Many years ago my ex named the larger one Faith and the smaller one Hope...(like it would hope to catch up and be as big as her sister Faith.)

09-21-2008, 01:37 PM	#61 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	__________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-25-2008, 06:48 AM	#62 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	She will never fall flat on her face.

09-25-2008, 07:02 AM	#63 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	Autumn by Edgar Winter Autumn, the wind blows colder than summer Autumn, my love's gone with another I can't demand anything of myself now So I guess I'll stay here in New England, for Autumn Buildings look tall and gray Birds flying, haven't much to say They all know that it's coming again So I guess they'll stay here in New England, for Autumn, Autumn Have you ever loved something... that you thought you knew? Have you ever lost someone... who was close to you? Well I lost my lover... and my summer too... To Autumn, the wind blows colder than summer Autumn, my love's gone with another I can't demand anything of myself now So I guess I'll stay here in New England, For Autumn, Autumn... __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

09-27-2008, 02:55 AM	#64 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	public service announcement time... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-27-2008, 08:38 AM	#65 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	The dog days prepare us for the cold nights to come... __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-27-2008, 08:41 AM	#66 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Curled up nose to tail, Keeping my master's feet warm.

09-27-2008, 08:42 AM	#67 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I like the smell! __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-27-2008, 01:55 PM	#68 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	me and you and a dog named boo - Google Video __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-28-2008, 07:40 AM	#69 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	We'd like to share an amazing late summer evening concert with Stone Temple Pilots. This concert was unbelievable! Scott Weiland was not only sober, he gave the performance of a lifetime! Apparently a rare occasion for this tour ... we were lucky. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

09-29-2008, 06:41 AM	#71 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Hey, darlin', if dogs can post here, here I am. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-29-2008, 07:20 AM	#72 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	'Down sport,' you good good good bad dog. Sir Phil, I have always had a fondness for that song, it reminds me of my fantasy of livin' in a small motor-home with my canine companions, one of them being my human boyfriend of course. How time flies, the last live concert I went to was Taj Mahal, at a small tent like theatre in Bayfield,Wi 1993 I think. Too bad the first thing to go when I lose weight, are the boobs, From what I have understood so far, Some people really really like big boobs. I am looking forward to having my former little over-easy eggs again. Bye for now....

09-29-2008, 12:37 PM	#73 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	i'm about to fall over - it's zeptember, pushing rocktober... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-06-2008, 06:12 AM	#74 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	I love the sound the leaves make, as the wind skitters them across the blacktop.

10-06-2008, 07:25 AM	#75 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	I'm glad I won't have to mow the lawn again until next Spring.

10-07-2008, 02:54 AM	#76 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	looking forward to this, are we... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-07-2008, 06:17 AM	#77 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	uh...yeah. The first snows are gloriously beautiful, and I get these magical romantic thoughts, about that ice castle in "Doctor Zhivago." Living here in Wisconsin, the Winter cold does last too long, but I planted tulips this fall, and when I see them start to poke their little spears up in the spring, magic happens again.

10-08-2008, 02:39 AM	#79 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	down, boy...good dog... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.