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06-28-2003, 04:56 AM
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Delicious
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http://www.oxymoronlist.com/ Just in case anyone is having trouble remembering good oxymorons
 Microsoft Works is my favorite
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06-28-2003, 07:46 PM
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Upright
Location: Montreal, Canada
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"new Tradition"...or "safe sex"
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06-29-2003, 12:08 AM
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Crazy
Location: Somewhere in the middle
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authoritarian anarchy
And one that's not really an oximoron but is similar... have you ever noticed that windows 2000 boot screen says built on NT technology, NT stands for New Technology, New technology technology?
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06-29-2003, 04:52 PM
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lonely rolling star
Location: Seattle.
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this may offend...
Ethiopian Food
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06-30-2003, 12:02 AM
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Insane
Location: Arizona
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Bad Sex
Uncontested Divorce...someone is pissed!
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06-30-2003, 08:12 AM
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Insane
Location: Pacific NW
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Jumbo shrimp
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