YOur favorite Oximoron
 

my favaite oximoron is

Military intellegnce, i know Way tomany ppl in the service...trust me it works

http://www.oxymoronlist.com/ Just in case anyone is having trouble remembering good oxymorons :)

Microsoft Works is my favorite

same difference

Great Britain

or

United Kingdom!

Republican Party

virgin birth

New and Improved!

IT CANT BE BOTH PEOPLE!!!!

jumbooo shrimp

Microsoft Works...Just listen to it.
Now, then.
Airline Food.

BTW excellent avatar Jaelin

deafening silence

"new Tradition"...or "safe sex"

Contemporary classic

civil war

Civil War ...... "excuse me, do you mind awfully if I kill you now?"

edit....damn P.Dad.....you just beat me by "that" much! :D

local long distance *wtf?* :hmm:

honest politician

authoritarian anarchy

And one that's not really an oximoron but is similar... have you ever noticed that windows 2000 boot screen says built on NT technology, NT stands for New Technology, New technology technology?

Creation Science

this may offend...

Ethiopian Food

Compassionate Conservative

Bad Sex

Uncontested Divorce...someone is pissed!

Jumbo shrimp

I just saw the title of a book today, which is the exact opposite of an oxymoron!

The idiots guide to Astrology.

AOL Canada, thats what its called here but AOL stands for America Online. So its Amarica Online Canada, stupid bastards