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Fly 11-01-2008 06:07 AM

pass that shit this way sweetie............:D

ring 11-01-2008 08:04 AM

Oh I do remember the jaw-ache from the day before.
They were not Portabellas.


Usin' just a little,
lasted a long time.

Palatable....the world became palatable.

Ourcrazymodern? 11-01-2008 09:02 AM

The "others" came from elsewhere, & fucked us up bigtime.
...We had to respond.
-----Added 1/11/2008 at 01 : 17 : 40-----
(PS I love you)

Fly 11-01-2008 09:21 AM

never liked the body stone stuff............


like to have control of the body with drugs.


that's why i drinks me the wobbly pops..........3 steps forward,2 steps sideways and repeat.

girldetective 11-01-2008 05:30 PM

sly & the family stone stuff

*

POP! (wobbly or otherwise)

Tophat665 11-02-2008 05:08 AM

In either case, fellows, keep your gun clean.

Fly 11-02-2008 05:26 AM

my 21st anniversary last night.............i got my gun cleaned allright



weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....................

Tophat665 11-02-2008 11:15 AM

You know that the word Merkin originally meant "a mop for swabbing cannons", rather than the current meaning "Pubic hairpiece".

uncle phil 11-02-2008 11:56 AM

ods bodkins...

Ourcrazymodern? 11-13-2008 06:41 AM

My gun's cleaner than it oughta be. What's he gonna do?

ring 11-13-2008 07:38 AM

Patti Smith-People Have the Power

I was dreaming in my dreaming
of an aspect bright and fair
and my sleeping it was broken
but my dream it lingered near
in the form of shining valleys
where the pure air recognized
and my senses newly opened
I awakened to the cry
that the people / have the power
to redeem / the work of fools
upon the meek / the graces shower
it's decreed / the people rule

The people have the power
The people have the power
The people have the power
The people have the power

Vengeful aspects became suspect
and bending low as if to hear
and the armies ceased advancing
because the people had their ear
and the shepherds and the soldiers
lay beneath the stars
exchanging visions
and laying arms
to waste / in the dust
in the form of / shining valleys
where the pure air / recognized
and my senses / newly opened
I awakened / to the cry

Refrain

Where there were deserts
I saw fountains
like cream the waters rise
and we strolled there together
with none to laugh or criticize
and the leopard
and the lamb
lay together truly bound
I was hoping in my hoping
to recall what I had found
I was dreaming in my dreaming
god knows / a purer view
as I surrender to my sleeping
I commit my dream to you

Refrain

The power to dream / to rule
to wrestle the world from fools
it's decreed the people rule
it's decreed the people rule
LISTEN
I believe everything we dream
can come to pass through our union
we can turn the world around
we can turn the earth's revolution
we have the power
People have the power ...

ottopilot 11-13-2008 08:13 PM

Avast maty and swab ye poopdeck.

Ourcrazymodern? 11-14-2008 03:57 AM

I ain't been usin' a little. I require everyone who's responded to know that I love them, & to particularly FEEL IT. You are beautiful.

Tophat665 11-14-2008 06:38 AM

THanks, OCM, you flattering rogue, you, but I just got out of the shower and I can't do a thing with my hair right now.

uncle phil 11-14-2008 01:53 PM

and whose brain is this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ainondrugs.jpg

Tophat665 11-14-2008 04:03 PM

That is your brain on complex number phase space.

Ourcrazymodern? 11-16-2008 02:33 AM

Yes, but with all we've been told, we should know

Fly 11-16-2008 05:06 AM

i'm in the know..............

uncle phil 11-16-2008 05:09 AM

i used to know...

ring 11-16-2008 11:35 AM

PACK UP YOUR TROUBLES IN YOUR OLD KIT BAG
AND SMILE SMILE SMILE
Private Perks is a funny little codger
With a smile a funny smile.
Five feet none, he’s and artful little dodger
With a smile a funny smile.
Flush or broke he’ll have his little joke,
He can’t be suppress’d.
All the other fellows have to grin
When he gets this off his chest, Hi!

Chorus
Pack up your troubles in your old kit-bag,
And smile, smile, smile,
While you’ve a lucifer to light your fag,
Smile, boys, that’s the style.
What’s the use of worrying?
It never was worth while, so
Pack up your troubles in your old kit-bag,
And smile, smile, smile.

Second Verse
Private Perks went a-marching into Flanders
With his smile his funny smile.
He was lov’d by the privates and commanders
For his smile his funny smile.
When a throng of Bosches came along
With a mighty swing,Perks yell’d out,
This little bunch is mine!
Keep your heads down, boys and sing, Hi!

Third Verse
Private Perks he came back from Bosche-shooting
With his smile his funny smile.
Round his home he then set about recruiting
With his smile his funny smile.
He told all his pals, the short, the tall,
What a time he’d had;
And as each enlisted like a man
Private Perks said ‘Now my lad,’ Hi!

Ourcrazymodern? 11-29-2008 07:53 AM

It seems like love conquers all once again.

I am smiling, darlin'.

Fly 11-29-2008 10:02 AM

fuckin' eh buddy..........fuckin' eh

uncle phil 11-29-2008 10:50 AM

not just "eh?"

Fly 11-29-2008 01:10 PM

nope........



fuckin' eh..........



i'm agreeing with OCM

Ourcrazymodern? 12-02-2008 10:13 AM

Honest agreements are all it would take to eliminate the need for armaments.
Honest agreements to disagree, perhaps?

Fuckin' eh, Fly?

Tophat665 12-02-2008 01:58 PM

Ahh, but if disagreements lead to conflicts, then honest disagreements could lead to civil conflicts.

But I'm lying to you, so never mind.

Sion 12-02-2008 08:27 PM

fuckin' A
fuckin' eh
fuckin', eh?

Ourcrazymodern? 12-04-2008 01:25 PM

The "little" we been usin' will almost surely HANG AROUND & HAUNT US.

...& our children

...& their children

etcetera, etcetera, etcetera...

This is why I consider it important for us to find a way to stop usin'.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-01-2009 04:35 PM

...Apparently this message hasn't reached one of our "allies".

...Go figure.

Tophat665 01-01-2009 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern? (Post 2578572)
...Apparently this message hasn't reached one of our "allies".

...Go figure.

Tsk tsk. Take that over to politics. It's too tempting a target.

I was thown out of boyscouts for yelling "Theater!" at a crowded fire. Also for my right to punch stopping at the base of the other guy's nose.

Sion 01-01-2009 08:54 PM

I just used a little...is that bad?

uncle phil 01-02-2009 04:01 AM

gots me a little music...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...before_top.jpg

ring 01-02-2009 12:33 PM

Let us keep politics in nonsense where it belongs.

(of course, in our cryptic seriously humourous ways)

Ourcrazymodern? 01-02-2009 08:28 PM

I swear not to bomb
if you keep your rockets home.
Damn you, I forgot!

(All I want is your total acceptance of my terms.)

Ourcrazymodern? 01-16-2009 10:24 PM

IJUHP
We all been usin', too much.
Please bear this in mind.

ring 01-17-2009 12:07 PM

When they become them,
It will never become us.
When will we be we?

uncle phil 01-17-2009 12:15 PM

ewe just be ewe, ok?

Ourcrazymodern? 01-17-2009 10:52 PM

Even sheep aren't shy
to follow a Judas goat
unless more clever.


We are dangerous creatures...


A parrot, squawking,
requires the understanding
of other parrots.


My dad won't beat up your dad.

ring 01-18-2009 11:44 AM

The lemmings never actually suicided;
Driven by strong biological urges to migrate,
a lot of them ended up being pushed over the edge.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-21-2009 07:21 PM

Heh, I wonder how far we'll get getting the users to not use?

uncle phil 01-22-2009 03:20 AM

rehab?

Tophat665 01-22-2009 06:20 AM

No no no.
/ Nancey Reagan
// Not Marge Simpson + Courtney Love

ring 01-22-2009 10:30 AM

"There's a Kind of Hush All Over the World:"
Because I soft, deep,
cotton chenille carpeted,
the world with many "Mother's Little Helper" bombs.

You're welcome.

Tophat665 01-22-2009 11:43 AM

A prelude to quaalude?

uncle phil 01-22-2009 02:00 PM

we'll all go runnin' to the shelter...

Tophat665 01-22-2009 05:22 PM

We'll certain put up a valium effort

girldetective 01-22-2009 10:15 PM

boom-boom-pachyderms
every which way
all over the place

ring 01-23-2009 09:17 AM

When did they take all the 'Fallout' shelter signs down?

Even in First grade, I wondered how sitting under my wooden desk with my arms
over my head was gonna save me.

I want my Mommy.

Tophat665 01-23-2009 10:01 AM

There is no shelter.

uncle phil 01-23-2009 10:11 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...hil1/COVER.jpg

Tophat665 01-23-2009 12:49 PM

OK, Maybe you can get shelter, but satisfaction is out of the question.

uncle phil 01-23-2009 01:00 PM

can't get none of that, either...

Tophat665 01-23-2009 07:31 PM

Still, the Spice must flow....
http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-...58266_4477.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 01-23-2009 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by girldetective (Post 2586730)
boom-boom-pachyderms
every which way
all over the place

Suicide elephants?

uncle phil 01-24-2009 03:16 AM

semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower...

Tophat665 01-24-2009 09:15 AM

But man you should have seen 'em kicking Edgar Allen Poe.
http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/...o-goo-joob.gif

uncle phil 01-24-2009 12:27 PM

amo
amas
amat

amamus
amatis
amant

(hic, haec, hoc...coming soon to a theater near you...)

ring 01-24-2009 01:44 PM

"When the moon hits your eye....

Tophat665 01-24-2009 03:00 PM

When an eel bites your hand and that's not what you planned, that's a moray.

uncle phil 01-24-2009 03:37 PM

ahh...HUIS!!! times 3!!!

ottopilot 01-24-2009 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665 (Post 2587311)
When an eel bites your hand and that's not what you planned, that's a moray.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3121/...0380c4c7ef.jpg
Amsterdam

Tophat665 01-24-2009 09:29 PM

You should try the veal.

uncle phil 01-26-2009 01:36 PM

or the tongue...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...hil1/licks.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 01-31-2009 12:35 AM

Distribute the hosts:
On the verges, use flechettes,
& make them magic.

Tophat665 01-31-2009 07:05 AM

Hey Dad, is it me, or is this cracker stale?
Oughtta be, son. It's 2000 years old.

Flechettes for the edges? It's an objet dart.

If I were to say to you, "Can you keep a secret," would you know just what to do or where to keep it?

girldetective 01-31-2009 10:54 AM

In the porkpie on my closet shelf.

uncle phil 01-31-2009 01:11 PM

closer...let me whisper in your ear...

Ourcrazymodern? 01-31-2009 10:06 PM

Ah, intrigue!
Secrecy gets used
and misused.

uncle phil 02-03-2009 01:23 PM

say those words you want to hear...

Tophat665 02-03-2009 03:47 PM

In April when your barge sailed through I fell in love with you
Alas my paramour alack A stranger to me 'til the test comes back

uncle phil 02-03-2009 05:07 PM

listen, do you want to know a secret...

Tophat665 02-03-2009 05:41 PM

Those who know do not speak. Those who speak do not know.
Heute die Welte, Morgens das Sonnensystem.

uncle phil 02-04-2009 03:19 AM

i've known a secret for a week or two...

ring 02-04-2009 06:47 PM

Ah..the tail of the tattlers,
I mean rattlers.
It's a feather thing.

Fly 02-04-2009 08:18 PM

just droppin' in to say.......


.........yes i have been using.............and don't chastise me...


...or however the fuck you spell it.



:D

Tophat665 02-04-2009 10:07 PM

I thought there was a "u" in Chastise in Canadian English. Live and learn, I guess. :D

uncle phil 02-05-2009 03:15 AM

fly can spell...he must be usin' a little...

Ourcrazymodern? 02-21-2009 12:05 PM

...that nice bud he brought to the island is still holding out.

ring 02-21-2009 06:51 PM

...a little dab'll do ya.

uncle phil 02-22-2009 04:12 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...lephil1/71.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 02-22-2009 06:59 AM

Time-honored styling
might be part of the problem
that's continuing.

Tophat665 02-22-2009 08:02 AM

Bloke looks like Clive Anderson, wot?

A dab indeed, will do the duty, if a dab hand applied, and yet a pinch between the cheek and gum will occupy the mind for some time to come.

Fly 02-22-2009 08:39 AM

been dropping my using off as of late..........gets boring sometimes.


but today is a different story



fuck yeah

Tophat665 02-22-2009 09:34 AM

Rise and Shine on you crazy diamond.
Good Morning, Fly!

uncle phil 02-22-2009 01:04 PM

http://video.google.com/videosearch?...revision&cd=1#

yeah, he used a little...

BadNick 02-22-2009 08:42 PM

thanks, phil. I love baseball songs. Just listening to that made me feel like I was usin', or wishin' I was.

uncle phil 02-23-2009 03:22 AM

you really are on somethin', aren't you?

Fly 02-28-2009 07:32 AM

SMOKIN' VERSION PHIL MAN...........many thanks eh

Tophat665 02-28-2009 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2599517)
you really are on somethin', aren't you?

I'm on...

Top of the world lookin'
down on creation and the
Only explanation I can fiiiiind.....

Fly 02-28-2009 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665 (Post 2599090)
Rise and Shine on you crazy diamond.
Good Morning, Fly!



right back at ya' Top


gonna get stoned and go all Floydish in the studio today so yeah........


i'll be using a little :thumbsup:

Ourcrazymodern? 02-28-2009 11:30 AM

I feel like I'm on something
very often in these recent days:
I wish I could bottle this.

BadNick 02-28-2009 10:16 PM

hi dear, how was work today?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...dog_edit_3.jpg


In another Universe not too far from this one...

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...%202/wars1.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...%202/wars2.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...%202/wars3.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...%202/wars4.jpg

uncle phil 03-01-2009 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665 (Post 2602292)
I'm on...

Top of the world lookin'
down on creation and the
Only explanation I can fiiiiind.....



crown of creation - Google Video

ring 03-03-2009 09:33 AM

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...e-blue-dot.jpg


"We succeeded in taking that picture [from deep space], and, if you look at it, you see a dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever lived, lived out their lives. The aggregate of all our joys and sufferings, thousands of confident religions, ideologies and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilizations, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every hopeful child, every mother and father, every inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every superstar, every supreme leader, every saint and sinner in the history of our species, lived there on a mote of dust, suspended in a sunbeam.

The earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and in triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of the dot on scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner of the dot. How frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds. Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the universe, are challenged by this point of pale light.

Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity -- in all this vastness -- there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves. It is up to us. It's been said that astronomy is a humbling, and I might add, a character-building experience. To my mind, there is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly and compassionately with one another and to preserve and cherish that pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known."

Carl Sagan

girldetective 03-03-2009 10:02 AM

its really nothing, but it is everything, right?
peace love, lambies.

uncle phil 03-03-2009 01:29 PM

silence, evil lambs...

Ourcrazymodern? 03-11-2009 06:45 AM

Bigger noise
from the bigger boys
& their buds.

Thanks for the pics, Nick!
& ring, for the Sagan thing;
(belongs in 'Touch Me')

ring 10-26-2009 10:34 AM

At least it's not wanton warryness.

Ourcrazymodern? 10-28-2009 08:49 AM

We've still been.

...Thanks

Fly 10-28-2009 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern? (Post 2722447)
We've still been.

...Thanks



I've still been too.

.....You're welcome


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