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Ourcrazymodern? 07-23-2008 07:17 AM

ain't we been usin' a little?
 
If the thought form's "death"
and the delight's not in life,
where did it go, sods?

ring 07-23-2008 07:25 AM

Transform my rickshaw into a chariot please.

ottopilot 07-23-2008 09:00 AM

My cul-de-sac is a dead-end without right angles.

girldetective 07-23-2008 05:10 PM

What I thought was a shelf of slate turned out to be slated muck instead.

Tophat665 07-25-2008 06:03 PM

One night I tried reading some Joyce, and it made sense.
The next morning, it didn't again.

girldetective 07-26-2008 07:47 AM

It looked solid but I fell in.

uncle phil 07-26-2008 04:48 PM

it needed doin'...

Sion 07-27-2008 07:24 PM

he needed killin'

Astrocloud 07-27-2008 08:00 PM

You can't underestimate the endless cycle of the overestimate.

optik_nerve 07-27-2008 08:10 PM

What come that from?

Sion 07-27-2008 08:10 PM

now that's the overstatement of the hour

uncle phil 07-28-2008 02:58 AM

and what planet
does he inhabit?

Tophat665 07-28-2008 05:47 AM

And what color is the sky there?

Ourcrazymodern? 07-28-2008 06:42 AM

Light, variable:
Dark & more or less constant.
Hell, it's the same as yours!

girldetective 07-28-2008 07:05 AM

An eagle flew over my head and it squeaked.

Is still squeaking.

Tophat665 07-28-2008 10:29 AM

There are not enough references to mucus in rock and roll.

ring 07-28-2008 11:49 AM

Caress the trees,
shred the leaves,
of well preserved,
and powerful,
glances.

uncle phil 07-29-2008 03:24 AM

sounded like mucus...

Nisses 07-29-2008 04:33 AM

green in and of itself.

Poppinjay 07-29-2008 05:00 AM

"come", they say. "Kneel".
I know it's strange, but I deal.

Ourcrazymodern? 07-29-2008 05:40 AM

Cemetary things
are only mostly corpses:
There are ideas.

(ABR)

ring 07-29-2008 06:02 AM

The ninth circle is devine.
Jump in.
The water's fine.

Ourcrazymodern? 07-29-2008 06:09 AM

The ring around my planet appreciates my humor, and returns it.

(ABR)

Sion 07-29-2008 08:56 AM

the ring around my collar is less than humorous

Poppinjay 07-29-2008 09:02 AM

The dogs of war can be a bore
The dogs of hate always berate
The dogs that rate are us
We are the dogs of this here fate.

girldetective 07-29-2008 09:37 AM

collar the shepherd
and breathe deep.

Ourcrazymodern? 07-30-2008 06:31 AM

"W" kills u.s.
& "we" don't seem to mind it:
This thread fit "weapons".

(ABR)

Baraka_Guru 07-30-2008 07:41 AM

"Weapon" is simply "love" by another name.

ring 07-30-2008 09:44 AM

Bang bang...

Nancy Sinatra knows...

I'd put up the vid, but my computer is wounded.

Dalida?

Cher?

Bono wrote it.

girldetective 07-30-2008 11:27 AM

go-go boots to go.
she sits pretty.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-04-2008 05:55 PM

My cigarettes hide in the dark.

ottopilot 08-05-2008 05:40 AM

giggling

Tophat665 08-05-2008 07:08 AM

The road to hell is not paved with good intentions. It is paved with frozen tax attorneys. The devil sometimes likes to go skating.

girldetective 08-05-2008 08:34 AM

I didnt know I was, but apparently I was.

innocent

uncle phil 08-05-2008 01:46 PM

pat benatar hit alla y'all with her best shot...

ottopilot 08-05-2008 02:44 PM

I'm just another notch on her lipstick case.

girldetective 08-05-2008 06:21 PM

my heel took on a life of its own and stepped in the sauce,
hungry for a tip of the hat.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-06-2008 06:28 AM

Achilles?
Can that be your shade?
How's your foot?

(My hat is feeling a little cocky right now, or I'd show it.)

ring 08-06-2008 06:41 AM

Helmets and hats and head coverings, oh my.

ottopilot 08-06-2008 06:31 PM

Fishnets with stiletto heels jumping stiff-legged upon my chest.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-07-2008 05:31 AM

That sounds painful, like roadside bombs and feeble-minded philosophy. (we been usin' a little of both)

Parochialism
and maybe propaganda
create these results.

uncle phil 08-07-2008 05:31 AM

oh, whip me, beat me...

ring 08-07-2008 07:42 AM

All the king's horses and all the king's men,

noticed the Emperor hasn't been wearing any clothing,

for a long long time.

1/20/ o'nine,
won't you be my valentine?

Tophat665 08-07-2008 11:17 AM

By your command
before you here I stand
my heart is in my hand (yeecch)
It's here that I must be.

My soul entreats
just hear those savage beats
and go put on your cleats
and come and trample me

Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany
thats why I'm in such exquisite ahgony
My soul is on fire, It's aflame with desire,
Which is why I perspire when we tango....

girldetective 08-07-2008 12:21 PM

mmmmm
tanguera.

Im hungry.

ottopilot 08-07-2008 01:01 PM

My soul is on fire, It's aflame with desire,
Which is why I perspire when we watch Tango and Cash.

uncle phil 08-07-2008 03:55 PM

"our pistols are hungry,
our tempers are short;
we are the cops of the world..."

- phil ochs

ottopilot 08-12-2008 08:34 AM

She might get out a nightstick
and hurt me real real bad
by the roadside
in a ditch
with a click...

She's got me under pressure.

girldetective 08-12-2008 08:35 AM

when did ottopilot begin to look so much like tango with a pipe?

ottopilot 08-12-2008 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by girldetective (Post 2505631)
when did ottopilot begin to look so much like tango with a pipe?

Is it sexy?

Tophat665 08-12-2008 11:37 AM

Ceci n'est pas une pipe, it is an ever billowing smokestack of cool

girldetective 08-12-2008 01:08 PM

Quote:

Is it sexy?
Qu'est-ce que vous penser?!

Bien sūr, sa sexy.

*

So is French, especially when breathy.

Oh yeah.

uncle phil 08-13-2008 03:52 AM

sometimes i pee when i laugh...

ottopilot 08-13-2008 05:11 AM

I've considered using Depends for recreational use.

Tophat665 08-13-2008 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopilot (Post 2506162)
I've considered using Depends for recreational use.

Good for water balloons when you're all out of balloons.

Sion 08-13-2008 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopilot (Post 2506162)
I've considered using Depends for recreational use.

Don't wanna risk losing that cushy seat at the bar, eh Otto?

girldetective 08-13-2008 09:06 AM

No longer so sexy.

dd3953 08-13-2008 02:28 PM

If I remember correctly, Delight became Delirium, either way, there's fun to be had.

ottopilot 08-13-2008 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sion (Post 2506277)
Don't wanna risk losing that cushy seat at the bar, eh Otto?

Wow! It could get extra cushy around closing time. or was that "gooshy"?

Now that's forward thinking! :thumbsup:

I nominate Sion for the Tilted Innovator award.

Tophat665 08-13-2008 05:19 PM

The other neat thing about depends is if you wet them down with condensed milk, they can pass for durian.

Quote:

Originally Posted by dd3953 (Post 2506461)
If I remember correctly, Delight became Delirium, either way, there's fun to be had.

You remember correctly. But that's not nonsense.
"His madness keeps him sane," is nonsense of the most sensical kind.:orly:

dd3953 08-13-2008 06:18 PM

"his madness keeps him sane" is common sense nonsense?

so what's nonsense of the nonsense kind?

Tophat665 08-13-2008 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dd3953 (Post 2506628)
"his madness keeps him sane" is common sense nonsense?

so what's nonsense of the nonsense kind?

Pretty much any of Delirium's dialog while she and Dream are looking for Destruction.

ottopilot 08-13-2008 07:58 PM

That's just crazy talk.

uncle phil 08-14-2008 03:22 AM

it's all fun and games 'til someone loses a wiener...

Ourcrazymodern? 08-14-2008 06:31 AM

Take my thread and twist it?

Yes! Harder and faster!

I have things in the basement and the attic which might make you wet yourselves.

You shouldn't invade a sovereign nation, he said, without the brains to put his tongue in his cheek...

Tophat665 08-14-2008 07:01 AM

Autopodiophagy. Athlete's Tongue. Circumtheosodomgnosis.
Rats in the bathtub and chickens with springs;
These are a few of my favorite things.

ottopilot 08-14-2008 07:20 AM

Blissful exchange atop trampled roses... meaning what we don't say?

Tophat665 08-14-2008 08:25 AM

Sound and fury signifying gastroenteritis.

girldetective 08-14-2008 01:08 PM

Its blue and sparkly and cute. Ick.

Sion 08-14-2008 06:49 PM

yeah...I'm a very good driver...yeah...slow in the driveway...yeah

ottopilot 08-14-2008 07:35 PM

ease it in, rev it now and then... the driveway.

uncle phil 08-15-2008 02:22 AM

ooooohhh, i just let that one rip!!!

ottopilot 08-15-2008 06:07 AM

I've been usin' a little too much lately... I fear an intervention.

Tophat665 08-15-2008 07:20 AM

I only be usin so I don't be losin

uncle phil 08-15-2008 04:19 PM

the four seasons: salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar...

Sion 08-15-2008 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2507857)
the four seasons: salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar...

what?!?! no ketchup?

Tophat665 08-16-2008 01:12 PM

No no no no.....
Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Sex

uncle phil 08-16-2008 01:29 PM

"When the White Eagle of the north is flying overhead,
And the browns, reds and golds of autumn lie in gutter dead,
Remember then, the summer birds with wings of fire flaying,
Come to witness spring's new hope, born of leaves decaying.
As new life will come from death,
Love will come at leisure,
Love of love, love of life,
And giving without measure,
Gives in return, a wonderous yearn
Of a promise almost seen,
Live hand in hand, and together
We'll stand on the threshold of a dream."

girldetective 09-03-2008 01:35 PM

She flipped, then he flipped her.

Its no longer flippant.

uncle phil 09-03-2008 01:40 PM

'Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important
part of your life.'

ring 09-04-2008 06:53 AM

Old men maneuver,
naive, trusting young puppies,
too often,toward wrong.

uncle phil 09-04-2008 06:59 AM

that's 'cause they ain't got the papers down...

Sion 09-04-2008 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2518350)
that's 'cause they ain't got the papers down...

Zig-Zags? or EZ-Widers?

Ourcrazymodern? 09-15-2008 03:38 PM

I'm unarmed, and otherwise harmless.

Hell, I ain't even been usin' a little...I've been usin' a little bit more...

girldetective 09-15-2008 05:17 PM

Quote:

that's 'cause they ain't got the papers down...
I read the news today oh boy

*

Id love to turn you on.

Tophat665 09-16-2008 05:41 AM

Looks like we might have an infestation of beatles and roaches.

ottopilot 09-16-2008 09:42 AM

I filled the hall with holes

Tophat665 09-16-2008 10:01 AM

And termites....

uncle phil 09-16-2008 11:32 AM


ottopilot 09-17-2008 07:28 AM

:sad: video is no longer available.

BadNick 09-17-2008 08:06 AM

...are we usin' or losin'?


Tophat665 09-17-2008 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopilot (Post 2526073)
:sad: video is no longer available.

THis is what fingerpainting is for. (Unless you're using pudding, and then it's for something else entirely.)

uncle phil 09-17-2008 12:49 PM

i'll try again...



girldetective 09-17-2008 01:08 PM

Pushing the moon, she headed out to sea as the fish barked her ass.

uncle phil 09-17-2008 01:42 PM

do fish really need bicycles?

girldetective 09-17-2008 01:50 PM

magic carpets

or gossamer wings all silvery like.

Ourcrazymodern? 09-17-2008 05:58 PM

Or someone who loves them enough to not explode (them).

This world, handed down, we must still participate in.

I submit that we may lead from behind.

Quickly, someone! Call the one in low-velocity earth orbit!

uncle phil 09-18-2008 02:30 AM

just like me,
they long to be,
close to you...

Tophat665 09-18-2008 04:06 AM

Each year, dozens of black men are born without soul....

ottopilot 09-18-2008 09:07 AM

Then the young black man said, "What are you talking about Willis?"

omg... you're right!


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