In a state along the coast?

not in diana...

i am in a coastal state...

do you have Georgia on your mind?

Or one of the Carolinas?

no georgians, no cackalackies...

Virginia?

Floridia?

i would be in virginia...

are you south of Lynchburg?

i am considerably southwest of lynchburg...

Are you south of Rural Retreat?

i am southeast of rural retreat...

Since you're the TFP Dean of Tits, are you at Rocky Knob Recreational Area?

i am southwest of rocky knob, but you've got the right idea...

Are you somewhere on US 58?

are you west of I-77?

i am south of 58 and just east of 77...

Is Fancy Gap reminding you of that perfectly trimmed twat?

i had in mind more the mammarian cleavage but you win anyhow...

go, nick!!!

I almost went up but decided to go down. I'll come up with my next hiding spot this evening.

OK, I'm here, find me.

WH?

yes sir

As your bonus prize, I'll add that I'm also in the NH.

sofa?

Nein, nein, durchaus nicht! << (one of the few things I remember from high school German classes)

na?

Or an island?

not NA and not an island

africa?

between the equator and the tropic of cancer?

Clue: check your coordinates? Are you in Casablanca?

not Africa, and north of the Tropic of Cancer. Not in Casablanca, so As Time Goes By, you guys haven't found me yet.

Are you somewhere on the Iberian peninsula?

are you in fact east of the atlantic ocean?

I'm not on the Iberian P. and I am east of the A.O., unless you go west of the A.O. and keep going all the way around again then you can get here by going west, young man.

parlez vous francais?

wee wee wee, all the way home (i.e., oui)

This place is in France, but it's almost like being on the sofa.

are you in brest?

no, I'm ENE from Brest

are you still in brittany?