The Complaint Department
 

I hereby appoint this thread the capability of logging all complaints, both real and imagined.

Posting the complaint will nullify the existence of said complaint, so once you've complained, it's all good.

Here's my beginning contribution:

Work is slow today for some odd reason.

I'm bored shitless.

I'm horny (lots of men around but no one I want, waaaa)

I'm broke.

I'm hungry and it's not lunchtime.

My neck hurts.

I didn't sleep well last night.

TO THE TFP COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT
I hereby submit my complaint: people just complain too much about minor relatively insignificant things. Look around the world and be grateful for what you have. Look at the bright side of life. Not to say things can't improve, but don't dwell on the negative minor crap while you're working on improvements.

Unlike jewels, I'm busy as hell in work today; actually that's as usual ...mainly because most people here don't know what the f**k they're doing so unless it's blatantly stupid obvious, I have to make the decisions and figure it out. Well, at least they pay me for it.

I just ordered a tuna grinder for lunch ...a fine Italian roll made at the little sandwich shop, with only albacore white tuna, Hellmans mayo, provolone, tomato, lettuce, raw onion ...then toasted lightly in their pizza oven. Damn, this sambo is so good I can see how it can make you horny.

i didn't sleep at all last night........fuckin' mixing/mastering my tunes all night.......i'm damn tired.



oh yeah.......and joe keeps fucking bugging me......

people have complained
that I don't complain enough;
bye bye nullify.

I'm f'ing sick of writing my final papers.

I complain, therefore I am.
Complaining is part of the job here. I could probably fill the server with the litany I've heard the past few days. I could put a small dent in it just by myself. I won't bore you with all of them, but if any good ones come up, I'll let you know.

'ckin' whiners...

I wish to complain about a 'winning' lottery ticket I bought just recently. I actually wanted the first division but imagine my surprise when it turns out I only had four numbers and barely got my money back. I believe this to be due to no fault of my own and demand an immediate upgrade. I'm not totally unreasonable and am quite happy to wait a short while for my millions to be transferred to my account. Please be sure to rectify whatever faulty sales device/technique has occurred to bring about this obvious mistake.

It's raining and nasty outside.

Bummer.

I wanna go play in a puddle and I can't.

i miss Nancy.............

I'm still upset that Skittle Bowl isn't an olympic event......

It snowed last night, and now its downpouring rain, so all the roads are flooded. Nasty nasty nasty.

I'm complaining about the same nasty weather here!!! And on top of that, my one boy decides this morning he will meet his buddy at the local Borders ...which won't even be open for a couple hours... and they will walk to school together in this cold downpour, not to mention the delayed school opening, so I'm sure he'll be sitting in school all day dripping wet. Ahhh, no you are not doing that I told him but I got nothing but a lot of complaints on that ...reminded me of this thread and you guys.

My morning coffee is crap.

my kids are really pissin' me off right now.

Ain't got none,
but haven't any.
Life is good.

It's absolutely gorgeous outside. I'm complaining 'cause I can't share it with those of you with less perfect weather today.

'ckin' cold over on this side of the peninsula...

Same here, but it's sunny and it feels GOOD! 59 right now I think, how's by you?

44...

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! That IS cold. :shudders: Come on down, that 15 degrees makes a diff, ya know.

Formal Complaint
I bought a bunch of chocolate covered macadamia nuts last night and they're already all gone.

Hey world!

Westboro Baptist Church and all other Religious Fundamentalists/Extremists
Nationaldemokratische Partei Deutschlands
NIU Shootings and all similar school shootings
Assud the Hamas Bunny
Scientologists

Time for all of us to shove off this mortal coil and let some other species rise up and take our place. There is no place in the universe for us like this.

four legs good;
two legs bad...

A three legged race.....?

Uhhh..
I have no complaints to report at this time...
I'm outta here...
See ya...

My complaint is that I can't muster a good complaint right now. Oh, except that the bridge of my nose has a painful by not particularly visible zit on it that's driving me BUGFUCK!

I can't find anyone around here who'll make me breakfast.

i'm looking at this huge pothole in my driveway....i should fix it.


there goes doin' sweet FA today......

There is a giant pile of size 26 clothes that my size 6 wife has shrunken out of bagged in my garage in front of the tools I need to make the platform to level the 110 gallon fish tank to hold the bushfish that have been living in a 25 gallon tank while I wait for her to take care of that pile of goddamn clothes. Grrrr.

And the strippers aren't here yet either.

my neck hurts.
and the cats are keeping me awake.
along with the man who rolls over and says, "would you please manage whatever is on your side table so that i can get an hour of uninterrupted sleep."
yes, dear.
no matter that i've been up since two a.m. fighting with your kitten who enjoys chewing on used q-tips and drinking out of the toilet.
i hate being tired and cranky.

okay, i'm done. thanks.

my head hurts...
my feet stink...
and i don't love jesus...

I'd like to complain about the quality of these complaints. They lack a certain non sequitor quality fundamental to this forum.

And my coffee doesn't taste the way it should.

i'm actually quite pissed off that joe hasn't been around to kick my sorry ass lately..........


the bastard.


Top dude.............liquor man...........


no really.



and i have none myself............fuck.

Complaint: loosing my mind
Fly man, don't hold this against me, I don't know what got into me! I went out to dinner at one of my favorite local places, Khajuraho Indian Restaurant, since it's byob I took some beers to drink with dinner and ended up drinking tea, and taking the beers home ...wtf?
Complaint #2: too many good foods, I could only sample a couple
I had Mulligatawny soup, a traditional soup made with lentils and subtly flavored with delicate herbs; for my main course I had lamb Biryani which is Indian basmati rice cooked with layers of lamb, onion, fresh ginger and exotic delicate spices; to go with it, an order of onion Kulcha, which is scrumptious unleavened bread stuffed with onions

...still time for redemption, I'll drink the beers now that I'm home

Why would he hold this against you? He drinks tea everywhere he goes. Oh, heheh, wait......that's Coors Lite!

sorry, carry on.....

bite me joe..........:D

no can do...

not a big fan of canadian bacon........:lol:

Man, there are so many places I want to go, but , thanks to the the airline industry leveraging their economic power to create a situation at airports where there are fewer takeoff and landing slots and loading than planes scheduled to fill them, a paranoid and frankly cowardly response to an overestimated threat on the part of a government hungry for more power by any means necessary, the sort of bluenose busybodyism that lead to the WCTU in a excessively vocal minority voting bloc, and a shortsigted energy policy seemingly based on finding the places in the world with the least stable cultures and governments and mining for things to burn there, it is more trouble and expense than it's worth.

Fuck them all. They can suck a fart out of my ass, each and every one of them - the airlines, the government, the busybodies, the energy companies, the Texans, Arabs, Persians, Nigerians, Russians, Kazhaks, Afghans, Floridians, Canadians, Venezuelans, Mexicans, and Religious fundamentalists of all stripes. I'll make sure to eat bean burritos and tuna omelettes for a week just to have appropriately pungent anal vapors for their sniffing pleasure.

The literal cost of this so-called oil crisis is killing me, namely gasoline which has been going up about two cents per day since that dime-in-one-day increase about three weeks ago and food, including eggs, fruit and milk. Soon I won't be able to afford to drive anywhere but to work and back and won't be able to buy milk or eggs if they keep going up at this rate.

Rant over. For now.