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Fly · 06-27-2003, 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
i believe i have a boner

they don't call you bones for nothin eh?

i belive bones "IS" a boner

galnam · 06-27-2003, 03:28 AM

i believe in non-stop full contact martial arts action.

Pheatius · 06-27-2003, 12:43 PM

I believe the Designated Hitter Rule should be abolished.

G_Whiz · 06-27-2003, 12:43 PM

I believe that TerresqueÜ wishes this thread would go away.

Minx · 06-27-2003, 02:30 PM

"I believe in miracles.....you sexy thing."

Tophat665 · 06-27-2003, 07:32 PM

I believe in Swordfish.
I believe that the only reason aliens ever visit earth is to fuck with the rednecks.
I believe that God created man because we made him do it.
I believe that one day I will be a decrepit Polack in a dumb looking hat, and I won't be infallible either. But I'll tell my kids I am.
I believe that Dreyfuss was innocent, Hiss was guilty, and the Rosenburgs were hung for the wrong crime, though the one they committed was probably capital too.
I believe that no man who has the wherewithal to get elected president should be trusted to not shit where he eats, let alone run a country.
I believe that Bill Clinton was the second best Republican president that we ever had.
I believe that the republican party can make this country what it once was - a shallow sea, teeming with reptiles and invertebrates.
I believe that the way to a man's heart is through his rib cage (though there is something to be said for going through the diaphragm. Ick.)
I believe that Henry Hyde should sit down and shut the fuck up. You too, DeLay. Joe Leiberman, however, should suck a fart through a hose.

richeee · 06-27-2003, 09:21 PM

"Well, I believe in the soul. The cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hangin' curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent over-rated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there oughtta be a Constitutional amendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Good night."----Kevin Costner in "Bull Durham.

Couldn't say it better (although Edgar Martinez is the best DH ever...

)

opentocomments · 06-28-2003, 10:05 AM

I do belive that we DID NOT GIVE UP when Hitler Bombed Pearl Harbor

and i also belive i just round a rolly polly in my key board eew thats y i am not doing commas periods and carrots

Fremen · 06-28-2003, 07:23 PM

I believe my a/c unit is working again. *whew!*

Minx · 06-28-2003, 07:28 PM

I believe in the....
~ tooth fairie
~ Santa Claus
~ Easter Bunny

and most importantly......I believe in the

GREAT PUMPKIN!

richeee · 06-28-2003, 10:00 PM

Just For Minx!

sooz · 06-29-2003, 12:24 AM

I believe I should be sleeping

cowudders14 · 06-30-2003, 01:47 PM

I believe that my g/f hasn't milked me in a while so I definately need milking now.

Think I may have to go milk myself...
Over to the titty boards I go!

Moo!

uncle phil · 06-30-2003, 04:48 PM

i believe tomorrow begins a new fiscal year...

Meridae'n · 06-30-2003, 04:54 PM

I believe the Iraqi Information Minister...

YourNeverThere · 07-01-2003, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cowudders14
Moooooooo!!!!!!!
My udders hurt - I believe I need milking!

my thoughts excatly

absorbentishe · 07-01-2003, 09:58 AM

I believe my wife will yell at me for something I didn't do, and I believe I will have another beer to forget what ever it was.

boredjerk · 07-01-2003, 07:52 PM

I believe I have to shit.

bender · 07-03-2003, 09:25 AM

I believe that we're not in Kansas anymore.

Pheatius · 07-03-2003, 12:33 PM

I believe that wherever you go...There you are...

Buckaroo Banzai...

Go_AVS · 07-03-2003, 12:39 PM

I believe I can touch the sky...

I also believe Bones is right about the penguin and Angelina...

Minx · 07-03-2003, 06:36 PM

I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge.
That myth is more potent than history.
That dreams are more powerful than facts.
That hope always triumphs over experience.
That laughter is the only cure for grief.
And I believe that love is stronger than death.

~ I'm sorry I don't know who to attribute this to (I think Rogue knows the name) but it is something I have always liked....it appeals to the dreamer in me!

cowudders14 · 07-11-2003, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boredjerk
I believe I have to shit.

I believe I <i>really</i> didn't want to know that!

Mongolguy · 07-11-2003, 07:40 PM

I believe OJ.

cowudders14 · 07-11-2003, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Giant Hamburger
I believe in late night grocery shopping

So do I! It's 7.23AM and I've just got home from filling all the shelves in Tesco, while several people think I'm being a pest and am simply in their way. Don't they realise that at night, the shop really becomes a warehouse with the public allowed in? It still amazes me that people genuinly think that a store somehow re-stocks itself...

Anyway, to summaris all that, and to get back on topic:

I believe people are ignorant!

(/rant...)

Munku · 07-11-2003, 10:49 PM

I believe my dick is hard as shit and I need a BJ!

asquint · 07-11-2003, 11:28 PM

I believe that you are all a figment of my imagination

MSD · 07-12-2003, 12:17 AM

I believe that this thread is spamtastic.

MSD · 07-12-2003, 12:17 AM

I believe that this thread is spamtastic.

Fire · 07-24-2003, 11:11 PM

I believe that there is an innate magic in the word pussy
that the government realy does want to help, but that it is just so inept that it winds up being more like lenny than george
that belief can influence reality
that most normal people are scarier than my freak friends

kalisto_911 · 07-25-2003, 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Loki
remember when you ran away, and i got on my knees to
beg you not to leave because i'd go beserk?
Well, you left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse
and you can see that im utterly out of my mind.

AND, their coming to take me away ha-ha
they're coming to take me away ho-ho
hee-hee haa-haa to the happy farm
with trees and flowers and chirping birds,
and basketweavers who sit and smile
and they're coming to take me away ha-ha!

Dr. Demento, this is by far one of the wierdest songs in all of time, go download it (Dr. Demento - They're Coming to take me away) its sweet

troit · 07-25-2003, 08:07 AM

For some reason this post cannot be deleted -- I believe perhaps a magical spell has been cast.

cowudders14 · 07-30-2003, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by asquint
I believe that you are all a figment of my imagination

I believe that <i>you</i> are a figment of your imagination!

krwlz · 07-30-2003, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sooz
I believe I should be sleeping

I believe that sooz has the right idea.....

cowudders14 · 08-28-2003, 02:01 AM

I believe that this thread needs a bump!
So much easier than simply having to post the word 'bump' in some threads you want to get back to the top...

uncle phil · 08-28-2003, 03:23 AM

i believe you're right...

Jdoe · 08-28-2003, 10:31 AM

I believe I need to read "Where the Wild Things Are" again!

Jdoe

cowudders14 · 08-28-2003, 11:23 AM

I believe I shouldn't be here - I've got a project due in tommorow...

06-27-2003, 12:43 PM	#44 (permalink)
G_Whiz Junkie Location: Northern California	I believe that TerresqueÜ wishes this thread would go away. __________________ If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

06-27-2003, 02:30 PM	#45 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	"I believe in miracles.....you sexy thing." __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

06-27-2003, 07:32 PM	#46 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	I believe in Swordfish. I believe that the only reason aliens ever visit earth is to fuck with the rednecks. I believe that God created man because we made him do it. I believe that one day I will be a decrepit Polack in a dumb looking hat, and I won't be infallible either. But I'll tell my kids I am. I believe that Dreyfuss was innocent, Hiss was guilty, and the Rosenburgs were hung for the wrong crime, though the one they committed was probably capital too. I believe that no man who has the wherewithal to get elected president should be trusted to not shit where he eats, let alone run a country. I believe that Bill Clinton was the second best Republican president that we ever had. I believe that the republican party can make this country what it once was - a shallow sea, teeming with reptiles and invertebrates. I believe that the way to a man's heart is through his rib cage (though there is something to be said for going through the diaphragm. Ick.) I believe that Henry Hyde should sit down and shut the fuck up. You too, DeLay. Joe Leiberman, however, should suck a fart through a hose. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

06-27-2003, 09:21 PM	#47 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	"Well, I believe in the soul. The cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hangin' curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent over-rated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there oughtta be a Constitutional amendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Good night."----Kevin Costner in "Bull Durham. Couldn't say it better (although Edgar Martinez is the best DH ever... ) __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

06-28-2003, 10:05 AM	#48 (permalink)
opentocomments Psycho Location: St. Louis	I do belive that we DID NOT GIVE UP when Hitler Bombed Pearl Harbor and i also belive i just round a rolly polly in my key board eew thats y i am not doing commas periods and carrots __________________ How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all color-blind?

06-27-2003, 03:28 AM	#42 (permalink)
galnam Upright	i believe in non-stop full contact martial arts action.

06-27-2003, 12:43 PM	#43 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	I believe the Designated Hitter Rule should be abolished.

06-28-2003, 07:23 PM	#49 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	I believe my a/c unit is working again. whew! __________________ Google

06-28-2003, 07:28 PM	#50 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	I believe in the.... ~ tooth fairie ~ Santa Claus ~ Easter Bunny and most importantly......I believe in the GREAT PUMPKIN! __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

06-28-2003, 10:00 PM	#51 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Just For Minx! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

06-29-2003, 12:24 AM	#52 (permalink)
sooz Crazy Location: Somewhere in the middle	I believe I should be sleeping __________________ -sooz

06-30-2003, 01:47 PM	#53 (permalink)
cowudders14 Bringer of good Moos... Location: Midlands, UK	I believe that my g/f hasn't milked me in a while so I definately need milking now. Think I may have to go milk myself... Over to the titty boards I go! Moo!

06-30-2003, 04:48 PM	#54 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	i believe tomorrow begins a new fiscal year... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-30-2003, 04:54 PM	#55 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	I believe the Iraqi Information Minister... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-01-2003, 09:58 AM	#57 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	I believe my wife will yell at me for something I didn't do, and I believe I will have another beer to forget what ever it was.

07-03-2003, 09:25 AM	#59 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	I believe that we're not in Kansas anymore. Last edited by bender; 10-20-2003 at 09:51 AM..

07-11-2003, 07:40 PM	#64 (permalink)
Mongolguy Crazy Location: My own little world. 'Cause they know me there.	I believe OJ.

07-01-2003, 07:52 PM	#58 (permalink)
boredjerk Insane Location: Antarctica	I believe I have to shit. __________________ Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

07-03-2003, 12:33 PM	#60 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	I believe that wherever you go...There you are... Buckaroo Banzai...

07-03-2003, 12:39 PM	#61 (permalink)
Go_AVS CSU RAM fan Location: Hockey time....	I believe I can touch the sky... I also believe Bones is right about the penguin and Angelina... __________________ MIA...

07-03-2003, 06:36 PM	#62 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge. That myth is more potent than history. That dreams are more powerful than facts. That hope always triumphs over experience. That laughter is the only cure for grief. And I believe that love is stronger than death. ~ I'm sorry I don't know who to attribute this to (I think Rogue knows the name) but it is something I have always liked....it appeals to the dreamer in me! __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

07-11-2003, 10:49 PM	#66 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	I believe my dick is hard as shit and I need a BJ!

07-11-2003, 11:28 PM	#67 (permalink)
asquint Crazy Location: Orlando	I believe that you are all a figment of my imagination __________________ Hi-Tech Redneck

07-12-2003, 12:17 AM	#68 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	I believe that this thread is spamtastic.

07-12-2003, 12:17 AM	#69 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	I believe that this thread is spamtastic.

07-24-2003, 11:11 PM	#70 (permalink)
Fire Warrior Smith Location: missouri	I believe that there is an innate magic in the word pussy that the government realy does want to help, but that it is just so inept that it winds up being more like lenny than george that belief can influence reality that most normal people are scarier than my freak friends __________________ Thought the harder, Heart the bolder, Mood the more as our might lessens

07-25-2003, 08:07 AM	#72 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	For some reason this post cannot be deleted -- I believe perhaps a magical spell has been cast. __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

08-28-2003, 02:01 AM	#75 (permalink)
cowudders14 Bringer of good Moos... Location: Midlands, UK	I believe that this thread needs a bump! So much easier than simply having to post the word 'bump' in some threads you want to get back to the top... __________________ Moo! I'm mooey!

08-28-2003, 03:23 AM	#76 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	i believe you're right... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-28-2003, 10:31 AM	#77 (permalink)
Jdoe Crazy	I believe I need to read "Where the Wild Things Are" again! Jdoe

08-28-2003, 11:23 AM	#78 (permalink)
cowudders14 Bringer of good Moos... Location: Midlands, UK	I believe I shouldn't be here - I've got a project due in tommorow... __________________ Moo! I'm mooey!