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I believe in Swordfish.
I believe that the only reason aliens ever visit earth is to fuck with the rednecks.
I believe that God created man because we made him do it.
I believe that one day I will be a decrepit Polack in a dumb looking hat, and I won't be infallible either. But I'll tell my kids I am.
I believe that Dreyfuss was innocent, Hiss was guilty, and the Rosenburgs were hung for the wrong crime, though the one they committed was probably capital too.
I believe that no man who has the wherewithal to get elected president should be trusted to not shit where he eats, let alone run a country.
I believe that Bill Clinton was the second best Republican president that we ever had.
I believe that the republican party can make this country what it once was - a shallow sea, teeming with reptiles and invertebrates.
I believe that the way to a man's heart is through his rib cage (though there is something to be said for going through the diaphragm. Ick.)
I believe that Henry Hyde should sit down and shut the fuck up. You too, DeLay. Joe Leiberman, however, should suck a fart through a hose.
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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