Tophat665

Of course, they're just a front for the Bavarian Illuminati. French Canadian Bean Soup. Those bastards are trying to immanentize the eschaton!

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Tophat665

You see how well the cover works?

What you don't know is that George Washington was Assassinated in the late 1770's and a Bavarian yclept Adam Weishaupt, his virtual twin, replaced him. Kennedy? Assassinated on his way to their American headquarters under Dealy Plaza, just before he could blow the lid off of them. It's no accident how many of the presidents since the have from that neck of the woods. This whole Iraq thing is just an excuse to get boots on the ground in time so that when the second Temple is raised, we'll be in position to interdict the Persians and flank the Arabians, leaving it to the Egyptians to bring the Eye of Amon against the Ark of the Covenent (The reason Turkey hasn't been admitted to Nato? Everyone know they have the Ark, but they won't fess up. The Kurds are going to get the their homeland just as soon....

Hold on a second...

Another black helicopter....

.... As they steal it from the Turks.) And the Whole Sinophobic thing going on? Madness. We've been cozy with China ever since we made a Deal with Mao to have Stillwell shut down Chiang's drive on Manchuria. And they have sat on the Plateau of Leng ever since, keeping the Priest in Yellow underground and out of the way until it's time to...

OK, that's one hell of a nice suit you have there, buddy. I didn't know they made black that, well, black.

Hmm. Certainly, I'd love one.

Y'all can just go ahead and ignore all of the foregoing. Just pulling your leg. Of course.

Be seeing you around. Some of you.

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Tophat665

You know, that whole fluoride thing for mind control? Doesn't work. You have to combine fluoride, high fructose corn syrup, and an AM radio receiver to truly influence the mind. This is why Rush Limbaugh hasn't been laughed off the face of the earth.

Yet.

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I'm starting to become suspicious as to why this thread has reached two pages...

TELL ME WHO YOU WORK FOR!

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albania

I got to tell you 4 in the morning is blowing my mind.

http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/view/id/148

Hain

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Tophat665

Press one for English, two for Spanish, three for Blood.

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Crack

Lightbulbs don't emit light, they suck dark.

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ring

Oh..good one! good one! good one!

flattery is now available in a hairsray..don't tell.

Hain

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uncle phil

i will control all the guns...

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Tophat665

The NRA is vehemently against the handgun ban in DC because they know something you don't: 3 out of 10 hand guns are actually members of an advanced mineral based race that has been subverted by the heirs of the Nazis who escaped to inner earth through the Symmes hole under the Icecap in a large submarine full of the German Gold reserve in 1945. As soon as it reaches 6 in 10 they are going to take over the whitehouse by installing a rabid conservative who will make gun ownership mandatory. He will continue Bush's policy of invading the Arab Neighbors of Israel until the tunnel from Inner Earth to Petra is complete, and the Nazis come back to take another crack at it. Bad as what is planned for Israel, what's in line for Manhattan is worse. "I am Legend"? Precognitive Documentary.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
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uncle phil

shit, i've got one of them too...9mm...made in 1917...holster has an embossed swastika and the official number...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

Who's your buddy? Loyal to the End?
Serve the Computer. The Computer is your friend.
The Computer is happy. The Computer is crazy. The Computer wants you to be happy. This will drive you crazy.
Happiness is Mandatory. If you are not happy, you may be used as reactor shielding.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

uncle phil

two legs better than four...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Willravel

The ultimate conspiracy?

It's gotta be FireBear.

uncle phil

this one?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=firebear

what are you, wild?

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Willravel

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