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Originally Posted by Augi
Bavarian Illuminati? You are joking right? You know what those Bavarians are good for? Making good beer and drinking it! Oh and singing loud sounds that get me arrested with them.
The only way they are going to "immanentize the eschaton" is if they are going to get us so drunk before the end of days, we don't even know what hit us!
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You see how well the cover works?
What you don't know is that George Washington was Assassinated in the late 1770's and a Bavarian yclept Adam Weishaupt, his virtual twin, replaced him. Kennedy? Assassinated on his way to their American headquarters under Dealy Plaza, just before he could blow the lid off of them. It's no accident how many of the presidents since the have from that neck of the woods. This whole Iraq thing is just an excuse to get boots on the ground in time so that when the second Temple is raised, we'll be in position to interdict the Persians and flank the Arabians, leaving it to the Egyptians to bring the Eye of Amon against the Ark of the Covenent (The reason Turkey hasn't been admitted to Nato? Everyone know they have the Ark, but they won't fess up. The Kurds are going to get the their homeland just as soon....
Hold on a second...
Another black helicopter....
.... As they steal it from the Turks.) And the Whole Sinophobic thing going on? Madness. We've been cozy with China ever since we made a Deal with Mao to have Stillwell shut down Chiang's drive on Manchuria. And they have sat on the Plateau of Leng ever since, keeping the Priest in Yellow underground and out of the way until it's time to...
OK, that's one hell of a nice suit you have there, buddy. I didn't know they made black that, well, black.
Hmm. Certainly, I'd love one.
Y'all can just go ahead and ignore all of the foregoing. Just pulling your leg. Of course.
Be seeing you around. Some of you.