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Fremen · 10-22-2005, 01:59 AM

Poppinjay merrily massages misogynistic monks on Monday mornings.

Charlatan · 10-22-2005, 02:04 AM

Fremen likes to touch himself in public. Oddly it is only touching he ankle that does it for him.

He can be seen riding public transit and "adjusting his socks" on a daily basis.

Fremen · 10-22-2005, 02:16 AM

Charlie once held the record for distance spitting.
Now he's into distance muttering.

There he is, in the distance, muttering...

Poppinjay · 10-22-2005, 03:39 AM

Fremen is pussy whipped.

fresnelly · 10-25-2005, 07:50 AM

Poppinjay whips pussy cats.

SirLance · 10-25-2005, 08:29 AM

Fresnelly LOVEs pussy cats. Really, really loves 'em. In the biblical sense...

Poppinjay · 10-25-2005, 08:41 AM

Sir Lance subscribes to Llama Titties Monthly.

Daoust · 10-25-2005, 09:32 AM

In elementary school, just as in life, Poppinjay ate lunch alone.

Magpie0001 · 10-25-2005, 12:40 PM

Daoust is involved in a loosely formed collection of like minded individuals who on occasion have been involved in acts involving nappies, boot polish & plungers.

Fremen · 10-25-2005, 05:04 PM

Magpie0001 once took out a whole flock of pigeons with a well-placed hacky-sack kick.

kramus · 10-26-2005, 01:41 PM

Fremen still believes that driving while wearing a chicken suit is perfectly respectable behaviour. In a convertable, no less!!

Magpie0001 · 10-27-2005, 03:09 AM

Kramus shaved his cat. In a convertable, no less!!

jwoody · 10-27-2005, 03:45 AM

Magpie0001 and a pussycat went to sea.
In a beautiful pea green boat, no less!!

Poppinjay · 10-27-2005, 03:50 AM

jwoody bags cats at athe catbaggery.

Fremen · 10-27-2005, 11:59 AM

Poppinjay drives a souped-up moped, with tassles on the handlebars.

BigBen · 10-27-2005, 12:02 PM

Fremen once hosted the Democratic National Convention in his living room.

The Republicans won that election, and sources say the cause was Fremen's shrimp dip.

maleficent · 10-27-2005, 12:12 PM

by the light of the full moon, big ben puts rings on his fingers and bells on his toes (and nothing else, but does wear a hat because you lose a lot of heat thru your head and he's not foolish) and dances the nekkid hokey pokey...

/me has the video..

Fremen · 10-27-2005, 12:39 PM

mal once caused a panic in Aruba when she had all the handsome cabana boys dancing attendence on her.
The rest of the ladies were stuck with Paco of the Lazy Eye, and Esteban the Lumpy.

Charlatan · 10-27-2005, 01:05 PM

Fremen shaves his legs... he swears it lets him walk faster.

Fremen · 10-27-2005, 03:39 PM

Charlie likes it when his seat's wet. It reminds him of his childhood days at camp.

PredeconInferno · 10-27-2005, 08:20 PM

Fremen loved the movie "Gigli." It's in his personal collection... he watches it weekly.

Poppinjay · 10-28-2005, 06:05 AM

PredeconInferno saves his pee.

Charlatan · 10-28-2005, 06:22 AM

Poppinjay sleeps with his microphone...

BigBen · 10-28-2005, 06:33 AM

Charlatan sleeps with something he calls "Pooky-Wooky", and won't let anyone come in his house.

Authorities are investigating, and when the lead Detective was pressured by the media, his comment was "Sick, just sick. That's all I can say."

Poppinjay · 10-28-2005, 06:39 AM

BigBen is this croc:

Fremen · 10-28-2005, 04:58 PM

Poppinjay styles his hair just like Ted Koppel.

SirLance · 11-02-2005, 03:26 PM

Freemen lies on the grass at the school bus stop humming "Pop goes the weasel" and at the "Pop" part he jumps up, screams "Boo" at the poor little chldren, and runs away and hides.

kramus · 11-02-2005, 03:42 PM

SirLance has filled his air mattress with helium. He inhales from the air valve and calls out his own name while indulging in solitary pleasures.

maleficent · 11-03-2005, 09:43 AM

Kramus once filled an air mattress with helium and flew about Canuckistan telling everyone he was Aladdin on his magic flying bed in search of his own Princess Jasmine...

BigBen · 11-03-2005, 09:56 AM

Mal recently attended a quilting convention in Las Vegas. It was supposed to be 4 days and 3 nights of quilting technique seminars, but Mal screamed "What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas BABY!" during the first breakout session. Everyone went crazy, and rumours have it the orgy was eligible for the Guinness Book of Records.

Upon returning, Mal went to a tattoo parlor and got the pattern of the quilt she loves inked on her back. Full sleeves and everything.

paddyjoe · 11-03-2005, 07:04 PM

Alas, the only thing 'Big' about 'Ben' is his imagination.

Fly · 11-04-2005, 04:28 AM

joe likes lollipops........

no.....he REALLY likes lollipops

BigBen · 11-04-2005, 12:53 PM

Flyman was dishonorably discharged out of the Canadian Armed Forces in 1995; He told his Sergeant Major:

"Dude, it's like 1620 hours. Lets go burn one."

PredeconInferno · 11-07-2005, 01:25 PM

Big Ben was that Seargent Major that discharged Flyman

SirLance · 11-07-2005, 01:47 PM

PredeconInferno was the MP that processed the charges. She was sentenced to Indiana as punishment, because the army LIKES it's soldiers stoned. They just can't admit it.

Tophat665 · 11-07-2005, 06:12 PM

The only reason SirLance replied was because PreDeconInferno used the word "Discharge", and it got SirLance all funny feeling, like when he used to climb the rope in gym class.

kramus · 11-07-2005, 07:14 PM

Tophat braids rope from yak combings. Apparently his wall hangings are de riguer in the better yurts of Uzbekistan.

GuttersnipeXL · 11-07-2005, 08:21 PM

Kramus is an absolute stranger to billions of people.

Poppinjay · 11-08-2005, 08:19 AM

GuttersnipeXL contributes 42% of the moral decay that threatens the freedom loving peoples of America.

BigBen · 11-08-2005, 08:59 AM

PoppinJay just patented the 102nd way to skin a cat.

PETA is irate over his research methodology, citing his publication that included a double-blind randomized control trial of the new method and the 101 other ones. Kitten vs. Adult cats were again trialed. Feral vs. Domestic; the sickening list goes on and on...

Hundreds of thousands of precious felines lost their lives in the name of science. When confronted, PoppinJay replied: "My pappy always told me that 101 ways was it. That was the limit. He's sittin' up thar in Heav'n smilin' down on me right now."

10-22-2005, 01:59 AM	#6401 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Poppinjay merrily massages misogynistic monks on Monday mornings. __________________ Google

10-22-2005, 02:04 AM	#6402 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Fremen likes to touch himself in public. Oddly it is only touching he ankle that does it for him. He can be seen riding public transit and "adjusting his socks" on a daily basis. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

10-22-2005, 02:16 AM	#6403 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Charlie once held the record for distance spitting. Now he's into distance muttering. There he is, in the distance, muttering... __________________ Google

10-22-2005, 03:39 AM	#6404 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Fremen is pussy whipped. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

10-25-2005, 07:50 AM	#6405 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	Poppinjay whips pussy cats. __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

10-25-2005, 08:29 AM	#6406 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Fresnelly LOVEs pussy cats. Really, really loves 'em. In the biblical sense... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

10-25-2005, 08:41 AM	#6407 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Sir Lance subscribes to Llama Titties Monthly. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

10-25-2005, 09:32 AM	#6408 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	In elementary school, just as in life, Poppinjay ate lunch alone. __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

10-25-2005, 12:40 PM	#6409 (permalink)
Magpie0001 Nobody Loves Me Location: Irish In Madrid	Daoust is involved in a loosely formed collection of like minded individuals who on occasion have been involved in acts involving nappies, boot polish & plungers. __________________ Music is my first love & It will be my last.

10-25-2005, 05:04 PM	#6410 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Magpie0001 once took out a whole flock of pigeons with a well-placed hacky-sack kick. __________________ Google

10-26-2005, 01:41 PM	#6411 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	Fremen still believes that driving while wearing a chicken suit is perfectly respectable behaviour. In a convertable, no less!! __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

10-27-2005, 03:09 AM	#6412 (permalink)
Magpie0001 Nobody Loves Me Location: Irish In Madrid	Kramus shaved his cat. In a convertable, no less!! __________________ Music is my first love & It will be my last.

10-27-2005, 03:45 AM	#6413 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	Magpie0001 and a pussycat went to sea. In a beautiful pea green boat, no less!! __________________ .

10-27-2005, 03:50 AM	#6414 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	jwoody bags cats at athe catbaggery. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

10-27-2005, 11:59 AM	#6415 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Poppinjay drives a souped-up moped, with tassles on the handlebars. __________________ Google

10-27-2005, 12:02 PM	#6416 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Fremen once hosted the Democratic National Convention in his living room. The Republicans won that election, and sources say the cause was Fremen's shrimp dip. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

10-27-2005, 12:12 PM	#6417 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	by the light of the full moon, big ben puts rings on his fingers and bells on his toes (and nothing else, but does wear a hat because you lose a lot of heat thru your head and he's not foolish) and dances the nekkid hokey pokey... /me has the video.. __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

10-27-2005, 12:39 PM	#6418 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	mal once caused a panic in Aruba when she had all the handsome cabana boys dancing attendence on her. The rest of the ladies were stuck with Paco of the Lazy Eye, and Esteban the Lumpy. __________________ Google

10-27-2005, 01:05 PM	#6419 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Fremen shaves his legs... he swears it lets him walk faster. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

10-27-2005, 03:39 PM	#6420 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Charlie likes it when his seat's wet. It reminds him of his childhood days at camp. __________________ Google

10-27-2005, 08:20 PM	#6421 (permalink)
PredeconInferno Reclusiarch Location: Unfortunately Houston, TX	Fremen loved the movie "Gigli." It's in his personal collection... he watches it weekly. __________________ Samurai in Training Knowledge is power. Guard it well.

10-28-2005, 06:05 AM	#6422 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	PredeconInferno saves his pee. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

10-28-2005, 06:22 AM	#6423 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Poppinjay sleeps with his microphone... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

10-28-2005, 06:33 AM	#6424 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Charlatan sleeps with something he calls "Pooky-Wooky", and won't let anyone come in his house. Authorities are investigating, and when the lead Detective was pressured by the media, his comment was "Sick, just sick. That's all I can say." __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

10-28-2005, 06:39 AM	#6425 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	BigBen is this croc: __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

10-28-2005, 04:58 PM	#6426 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Poppinjay styles his hair just like Ted Koppel. __________________ Google

11-02-2005, 03:26 PM	#6427 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Freemen lies on the grass at the school bus stop humming "Pop goes the weasel" and at the "Pop" part he jumps up, screams "Boo" at the poor little chldren, and runs away and hides. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

11-02-2005, 03:42 PM	#6428 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	SirLance has filled his air mattress with helium. He inhales from the air valve and calls out his own name while indulging in solitary pleasures. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

11-03-2005, 09:43 AM	#6429 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	Kramus once filled an air mattress with helium and flew about Canuckistan telling everyone he was Aladdin on his magic flying bed in search of his own Princess Jasmine... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

11-03-2005, 09:56 AM	#6430 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Mal recently attended a quilting convention in Las Vegas. It was supposed to be 4 days and 3 nights of quilting technique seminars, but Mal screamed "What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas BABY!" during the first breakout session. Everyone went crazy, and rumours have it the orgy was eligible for the Guinness Book of Records. Upon returning, Mal went to a tattoo parlor and got the pattern of the quilt she loves inked on her back. Full sleeves and everything. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

11-03-2005, 07:04 PM	#6431 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Alas, the only thing 'Big' about 'Ben' is his imagination.

11-04-2005, 04:28 AM	#6432 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	joe likes lollipops........ no.....he REALLY likes lollipops __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-04-2005, 12:53 PM	#6433 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Flyman was dishonorably discharged out of the Canadian Armed Forces in 1995; He told his Sergeant Major: "Dude, it's like 1620 hours. Lets go burn one." __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

11-07-2005, 01:25 PM	#6434 (permalink)
PredeconInferno Reclusiarch Location: Unfortunately Houston, TX	Big Ben was that Seargent Major that discharged Flyman __________________ Samurai in Training Knowledge is power. Guard it well.

11-07-2005, 01:47 PM	#6435 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	PredeconInferno was the MP that processed the charges. She was sentenced to Indiana as punishment, because the army LIKES it's soldiers stoned. They just can't admit it. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.