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Mal recently attended a quilting convention in Las Vegas. It was supposed to be 4 days and 3 nights of quilting technique seminars, but Mal screamed "What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas BABY!" during the first breakout session. Everyone went crazy, and rumours have it the orgy was eligible for the Guinness Book of Records.
Upon returning, Mal went to a tattoo parlor and got the pattern of the quilt she loves inked on her back. Full sleeves and everything.
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Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.
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