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bernadette · 10-13-2005, 05:25 PM

Charlatan picks his nose at church, in movie theatres & in traffic jams.
He watches for people to look & then he pops the boogers in his ears.
Why? Who knows? Just another great mystery of the universe.

shazbotus · 10-13-2005, 06:06 PM

bernadette really DOES look like that avatar

Fremen · 10-13-2005, 08:32 PM

shazbotus collects moths in a cookie jar and sells them to Girlscouts for cookie ingredients.

paddyjoe · 10-14-2005, 03:33 AM

Fremen longs for the days when he was a girl scout.

Poppinjay · 10-14-2005, 03:39 AM

Paddyjoe longs for the days Fremen was a girl scout.

There's a soldier in the grass
With a bullet in his ass
get it out
get it out
like a good girl scout!

Fremen · 10-15-2005, 07:21 PM

Poppinjay smokes a pipe filled with dried elephant dung.

SirLance · 10-17-2005, 07:19 AM

Fremen is an elephant dung wholesaler.

Fremen · 10-17-2005, 09:47 AM

SirLance likes to blow his paycheck on a good load of South African elephant dung.

Daoust · 10-17-2005, 10:26 AM

Fremen the magic dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the Autumn mist
In a land called Honah-Lee

Poppinjay · 10-17-2005, 10:28 AM

Daoust is a Taoist from Laos.

SirLance · 10-17-2005, 10:44 AM

Poppinjay likes to puff on the magic dragon...

uncle phil · 10-17-2005, 12:12 PM

sirlance will only wear his sparkly, brand spankin' new sleeper jammies in a tent in the dark...

Poppinjay · 10-17-2005, 12:50 PM

Uncle Phil is really Fergie from Black Eyed Peas.

Fremen · 10-17-2005, 03:26 PM

Poppinjay hardly ever licks his elbow.

Elphaba · 10-17-2005, 03:29 PM

Freman licks his own nose, which explains his popularity with the ladies.

Tophat665 · 10-17-2005, 06:03 PM

Elphaba's Avatar is actually her picture.

Poppinjay · 10-18-2005, 05:04 AM

Tophat665 holds the world record for fapping.

ObieX · 10-18-2005, 05:14 AM

Poppinjay prefers otter lovin

in the face

Daoust · 10-18-2005, 08:08 AM

ObieX walks like an Egyptian.

fresnelly · 10-18-2005, 08:20 AM

Daoust can't actually pronounce his own name

Daoust · 10-18-2005, 08:23 AM

I CAN TOO. It's pronounce DAO Whooo. Dow ewww. Dah woooo.

Not Dow est. or Dou-ist.

Like Dan Daoust.

Fresnelly is really the gay older brother from Blossom.

Poppinjay · 10-18-2005, 08:44 AM

Daoust masturbates to pictures of Six from Blossom.

Ah, hell, we all did.

Fremen · 10-18-2005, 01:01 PM

Poppinjay likes his puppies young.

BigBen · 10-18-2005, 01:37 PM

Fremen is studying for his big break as a "Fuel Transfer Technician". He has sofar failed Propane, Diesel and Premium Unleaded. The thousands of dollars he has spent for correspondence courses for the certification is money wasted.

Elphaba · 10-18-2005, 01:56 PM

BigBen was called LittleBen until he started dating.

uncle phil · 10-18-2005, 03:12 PM

the elph used to have a skin rash, which chased away the really "good ones..."

SirLance · 10-18-2005, 03:16 PM

Uncle Phil recently made headlines when he tried to fly his ultralight from new york to los angeles via Bangkok.

Poppinjay · 10-19-2005, 05:09 AM

SirLance rips that labels off soup cans at the supermarket.

Fremen · 10-19-2005, 02:01 PM

Poppinjay introduced Syphilis to his friend James.

/Why her parents named her Syphilis is another story.

paddyjoe · 10-19-2005, 02:36 PM

Fremen walks his dogs at 2:30 in the morning, so he doesn't have to pick up after them.

*Bastard*

uncle phil · 10-19-2005, 03:00 PM

pj thought about stealing my 'vette...

JumpinJesus · 10-19-2005, 07:44 PM

uncle phil likes to pretend he's an elevator valet and when people tell him what floor they want, he'll press every button between the ground and their desired floor.

Psycho Dad · 10-19-2005, 07:46 PM

JumpinJesus lusts after my mother-in-law.

Poppinjay · 10-20-2005, 02:44 AM

Psycho Dad zooms right into the handicapped parking spots.

Fremen · 10-20-2005, 10:19 AM

Poppinjay likes his women like he likes his coffee. Cold and bitter.

Charlatan · 10-20-2005, 12:44 PM

Fremen has a paddyjoe fixation...

SirLance · 10-20-2005, 12:44 PM

Charlie is jealous...

Poppinjay · 10-21-2005, 06:14 AM

SirLance has done everything under his power to bring aboot the fall of Canada.

You can see how well he's done.

BigBen · 10-21-2005, 07:14 AM

Poppinjay has done everything in his power to bring about the rise of Britney Spears.
You can see how well he has done...

Poppinjay · 10-21-2005, 07:31 AM

It was an unfortunate deal with the devil. Everybody got screwed.

BigBen wakes up a few minutes before midnight, tip toes outside the house, and whispers, "bong" as the clock strikes midnight.

10-13-2005, 05:25 PM	#6361 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	Charlatan picks his nose at church, in movie theatres & in traffic jams. He watches for people to look & then he pops the boogers in his ears. Why? Who knows? Just another great mystery of the universe. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

10-13-2005, 08:32 PM	#6363 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	shazbotus collects moths in a cookie jar and sells them to Girlscouts for cookie ingredients. __________________ Google

10-14-2005, 03:39 AM	#6365 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Paddyjoe longs for the days Fremen was a girl scout. There's a soldier in the grass With a bullet in his ass get it out get it out like a good girl scout! __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

10-15-2005, 07:21 PM	#6366 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Poppinjay smokes a pipe filled with dried elephant dung. __________________ Google

10-17-2005, 07:19 AM	#6367 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Fremen is an elephant dung wholesaler. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

10-13-2005, 06:06 PM	#6362 (permalink)
shazbotus Tilted Location: Orlando, FL	bernadette really DOES look like that avatar

10-14-2005, 03:33 AM	#6364 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Fremen longs for the days when he was a girl scout.

10-17-2005, 09:47 AM	#6368 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	SirLance likes to blow his paycheck on a good load of South African elephant dung. __________________ Google

10-17-2005, 10:26 AM	#6369 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	Fremen the magic dragon Lived by the sea And frolicked in the Autumn mist In a land called Honah-Lee __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

10-17-2005, 10:28 AM	#6370 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Daoust is a Taoist from Laos. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

10-17-2005, 10:44 AM	#6371 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Poppinjay likes to puff on the magic dragon... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

10-17-2005, 12:12 PM	#6372 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	sirlance will only wear his sparkly, brand spankin' new sleeper jammies in a tent in the dark... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-17-2005, 12:50 PM	#6373 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Uncle Phil is really Fergie from Black Eyed Peas. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

10-17-2005, 03:26 PM	#6374 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Poppinjay hardly ever licks his elbow. __________________ Google

10-17-2005, 03:29 PM	#6375 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	Freman licks his own nose, which explains his popularity with the ladies.

10-17-2005, 06:03 PM	#6376 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Elphaba's Avatar is actually her picture. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

10-18-2005, 08:20 AM	#6380 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	Daoust can't actually pronounce his own name __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

10-18-2005, 05:04 AM	#6377 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Tophat665 holds the world record for fapping. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

10-18-2005, 05:14 AM	#6378 (permalink)
ObieX Pickles Location: Shirt and Pants (NJ)	Poppinjay prefers otter lovin in the face __________________ We Must Dissent.

10-18-2005, 08:08 AM	#6379 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	ObieX walks like an Egyptian. __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

10-18-2005, 08:23 AM	#6381 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	I CAN TOO. It's pronounce DAO Whooo. Dow ewww. Dah woooo. Not Dow est. or Dou-ist. Like Dan Daoust. Fresnelly is really the gay older brother from Blossom. __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

10-18-2005, 08:44 AM	#6382 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Daoust masturbates to pictures of Six from Blossom. Ah, hell, we all did. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

10-18-2005, 01:01 PM	#6383 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Poppinjay likes his puppies young. __________________ Google

10-18-2005, 01:37 PM	#6384 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Fremen is studying for his big break as a "Fuel Transfer Technician". He has sofar failed Propane, Diesel and Premium Unleaded. The thousands of dollars he has spent for correspondence courses for the certification is money wasted. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

10-18-2005, 01:56 PM	#6385 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	BigBen was called LittleBen until he started dating.

10-18-2005, 03:12 PM	#6386 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	the elph used to have a skin rash, which chased away the really "good ones..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-18-2005, 03:16 PM	#6387 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Uncle Phil recently made headlines when he tried to fly his ultralight from new york to los angeles via Bangkok. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

10-19-2005, 05:09 AM	#6388 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	SirLance rips that labels off soup cans at the supermarket. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

10-19-2005, 02:01 PM	#6389 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Poppinjay introduced Syphilis to his friend James. /Why her parents named her Syphilis is another story. __________________ Google

10-19-2005, 02:36 PM	#6390 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Fremen walks his dogs at 2:30 in the morning, so he doesn't have to pick up after them. Bastard

10-19-2005, 03:00 PM	#6391 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pj thought about stealing my 'vette... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-19-2005, 07:44 PM	#6392 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	uncle phil likes to pretend he's an elevator valet and when people tell him what floor they want, he'll press every button between the ground and their desired floor. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

10-19-2005, 07:46 PM	#6393 (permalink)
Psycho Dad Mulletproof Location: Some nucking fut house.	JumpinJesus lusts after my mother-in-law. __________________ Don't always trust the opinions of experts.

10-20-2005, 02:44 AM	#6394 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Psycho Dad zooms right into the handicapped parking spots. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

10-20-2005, 10:19 AM	#6395 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Poppinjay likes his women like he likes his coffee. Cold and bitter. __________________ Google

10-20-2005, 12:44 PM	#6396 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Fremen has a paddyjoe fixation... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

10-20-2005, 12:44 PM	#6397 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Charlie is jealous... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.