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Poppinjay · 09-26-2005, 11:54 AM

I like to listen to Willie while I play my Odyssey2.

SirLance cheated Idi Amin in a poker game. He got to eat a peasant's foot.

//l-dizzle// · 09-26-2005, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poppinjay

I like to listen to Willie while I play my Odyssey2.

SirLance cheated Idi Amin in a poker game. He got to eat a peasant's foot.

get this...
Poppinjay is tilted

Fremen · 09-26-2005, 03:27 PM

//l-dizzle// pays for his porn.

uncle phil · 09-26-2005, 03:32 PM

fremen has a season's pass...

Fremen · 09-26-2005, 04:21 PM

uncle phil used to coach a women's basketball team until he was caught making sexual advances to their newest basketball.

/Wilson was pissed off

Charlatan · 09-26-2005, 04:47 PM

Fremen was seen wandering the street during Rita wearing water wings and crying out, "Surfs up!"

Fremen's neighbours really hate him.

Elphaba · 09-26-2005, 05:16 PM

Charlatan only pretends to be a Canadian, and for good reason. He is actually a Texan.

aberkok · 09-26-2005, 06:14 PM

Elphaba likes the musical "Wicked." That's no secret, but what most don't know is that she has a shrine in her basement accessible by moving the hands of a granfather clock to the correct position. At this shrine are several of the original cast members that she kidnapped at wandpoint.

SirLance · 09-26-2005, 09:33 PM

Aberkok worked on the Bush campaign. He was hoping to be made director of FEMA, but they appointed him ambassador to Burbank, instead.

Fremen · 09-26-2005, 10:07 PM

SirLance had a job at NBC Studios in Burbank, but was fired when 'Stuttering' John Melendez found him rooting through his shirt drawer.

kramus · 09-27-2005, 02:14 AM

Fremen feels this terrible compulsion to do the "comb-over" when he sees the bare behinds of little wooly sheep. Literally, with a curry-comb and spray hold.

jwoody · 09-27-2005, 02:34 AM

Our good friend, Kramus, first rose to fame as the-kid-in-the-Carnation-advert.

Poppinjay · 09-27-2005, 08:48 AM

jwoody takes coals to Newscastle.

And wonders why everybody looks at him funny.

BigBen · 09-27-2005, 09:10 AM

Poppinjay was severely burned by the delicious fruit filling of a breakfast toaster treat. He accidentally rubbed the hot pastry against his genitals, and is now suing the manufacturer for not making the warning label big enough.

Even the horrible and disfiguring genital scarring has not stopped his compulsive habit. His lawyer doubts he will win at trial if Poppinjay's actions are admitted as evidence.

Seriously man, take whatever settlement you can get...

Charlatan · 09-28-2005, 05:20 AM

BigBen is an ambulance chasing lawyer... He actually just sent Poppinjay a bill for the advice in the previous post.

SirLance · 09-28-2005, 06:40 AM

Charlie is a consultant. He borrows your watch to tell you what time it is, keeps the watch, then bills you...

Poppinjay · 09-28-2005, 06:43 AM

SirLance is a middle manager. He designs systems to implement new paradigms for distribution in to the ether, while on the john.

Fremen · 09-28-2005, 09:40 AM

Poppinjay fires his homemade potato-launcher from ambush at the choo-choo trains in his neighborhood model railroad club.

Daoust · 09-28-2005, 09:44 AM

Fremen wants to be a Mountie.

SirLance · 09-28-2005, 09:47 AM

Doust wants to play horsey.

kramus · 09-28-2005, 01:30 PM

SirLance respects his steed too much to "play" anything. They have exchanged true vows and tokens instead. Actually the token SirLance keeps is a piece of dried, crumbly horse-muffin - but it is the thought that still touches him so deeply.

uncle phil · 09-28-2005, 01:54 PM

kramus misses his beard...

Charlatan · 09-28-2005, 02:56 PM

Uncle Phil spends his days polishing his golf trophy...

SirLance · 09-28-2005, 03:12 PM

Charlie is constantly polishing his trophy... he's been arrested 3 times for doing so in public!

Tophat665 · 09-28-2005, 03:28 PM

Sir Lance is his own imaginary friend.

Fremen · 09-28-2005, 07:59 PM

Tophat 'lost' his marbles.

*fingers the cat's-eye and red real*

ScottKuma · 09-29-2005, 08:15 AM

Fremen suffers from an acute short-term memory loss disorder.

uncle phil · 09-29-2005, 04:15 PM

SK forgot what he posted...

ngdawg · 09-29-2005, 05:29 PM

Unclephil loves to take long walks in the moonlight
naked
holding a golf club
yelling FORE, MY ASS!

SirLance · 09-30-2005, 08:00 AM

NGDawg has a vast collection of belly-button lint. Each sample is dated, labeled and includes spectrometry.

Poppinjay · 10-03-2005, 05:06 AM

SirLance sold his Berlin albums for peyote buttons.

Fremen · 10-03-2005, 04:56 PM

Poppinjay loves a good game of thermonuclear war.

Charlatan · 10-03-2005, 05:00 PM

Fremen exists solely on a diet of peanut butter and Kraft Dinner.

Fremen · 10-03-2005, 05:38 PM

Mmm, it's the cheesiest!

Charlie swears by the 3 principles of Gruumlyacc.
1. Rhomthar!!
2. Pkaylucc kih frook!!
3. profit!!

Poppinjay · 10-04-2005, 05:16 AM

Fremen was a bath house singer in the early 70's....

In Duluth.

kramus · 10-04-2005, 12:24 PM

Poppinjay knows where they buried Jimmy Hoffa - but he like, so totally doesn't care.

BigBen · 10-04-2005, 12:33 PM

Kramus tried for his PhD in soil science, and his dissertation was titled:

Pieces of dirt: Are they more popular than my academic advisor?

It was a tough lesson in academia, and he now awaits his Mail-Order degree from one of those spam e-mail places.

uncle phil · 10-04-2005, 02:50 PM

bigben is really a small rat...

Charlatan · 10-04-2005, 04:15 PM

unclephil collects ants... he gives each one a name, birthday parties and proper funerals when they pass on.

unclephil's life is rather full.

SirLance · 10-04-2005, 04:21 PM

Charlie's avatar is an actual photograph of him coming home from work.

09-26-2005, 11:54 AM	#6281 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	I like to listen to Willie while I play my Odyssey2. SirLance cheated Idi Amin in a poker game. He got to eat a peasant's foot. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

09-26-2005, 03:27 PM	#6283 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	//l-dizzle// pays for his porn. __________________ Google

09-26-2005, 03:32 PM	#6284 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fremen has a season's pass... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-26-2005, 04:21 PM	#6285 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	uncle phil used to coach a women's basketball team until he was caught making sexual advances to their newest basketball. /Wilson was pissed off __________________ Google

09-26-2005, 04:47 PM	#6286 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Fremen was seen wandering the street during Rita wearing water wings and crying out, "Surfs up!" Fremen's neighbours really hate him. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

09-26-2005, 05:16 PM	#6287 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	Charlatan only pretends to be a Canadian, and for good reason. He is actually a Texan.

09-26-2005, 06:14 PM	#6288 (permalink)
aberkok “Wrong is right.” Location: toronto	Elphaba likes the musical "Wicked." That's no secret, but what most don't know is that she has a shrine in her basement accessible by moving the hands of a granfather clock to the correct position. At this shrine are several of the original cast members that she kidnapped at wandpoint. __________________ !check out my new blog! http://arkanamusic.wordpress.com Warden Gentiles: "It? Perfectly innocent. But I can see how, if our roles were reversed, I might have you beaten with a pillowcase full of batteries."

09-26-2005, 09:33 PM	#6289 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Aberkok worked on the Bush campaign. He was hoping to be made director of FEMA, but they appointed him ambassador to Burbank, instead. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

09-26-2005, 10:07 PM	#6290 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	SirLance had a job at NBC Studios in Burbank, but was fired when 'Stuttering' John Melendez found him rooting through his shirt drawer. __________________ Google

09-27-2005, 02:14 AM	#6291 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	Fremen feels this terrible compulsion to do the "comb-over" when he sees the bare behinds of little wooly sheep. Literally, with a curry-comb and spray hold. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

09-27-2005, 02:34 AM	#6292 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	Our good friend, Kramus, first rose to fame as the-kid-in-the-Carnation-advert. __________________ .

09-27-2005, 08:48 AM	#6293 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	jwoody takes coals to Newscastle. And wonders why everybody looks at him funny. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

09-27-2005, 09:10 AM	#6294 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Poppinjay was severely burned by the delicious fruit filling of a breakfast toaster treat. He accidentally rubbed the hot pastry against his genitals, and is now suing the manufacturer for not making the warning label big enough. Even the horrible and disfiguring genital scarring has not stopped his compulsive habit. His lawyer doubts he will win at trial if Poppinjay's actions are admitted as evidence. Seriously man, take whatever settlement you can get... __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

09-28-2005, 05:20 AM	#6295 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	BigBen is an ambulance chasing lawyer... He actually just sent Poppinjay a bill for the advice in the previous post. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

09-28-2005, 06:40 AM	#6296 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Charlie is a consultant. He borrows your watch to tell you what time it is, keeps the watch, then bills you... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

09-28-2005, 09:44 AM	#6299 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	Fremen wants to be a Mountie. __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

09-28-2005, 03:28 PM	#6305 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Sir Lance is his own imaginary friend. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

09-28-2005, 06:43 AM	#6297 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	SirLance is a middle manager. He designs systems to implement new paradigms for distribution in to the ether, while on the john. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

09-28-2005, 09:40 AM	#6298 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Poppinjay fires his homemade potato-launcher from ambush at the choo-choo trains in his neighborhood model railroad club. __________________ Google

09-28-2005, 09:47 AM	#6300 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Doust wants to play horsey. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

09-28-2005, 01:30 PM	#6301 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	SirLance respects his steed too much to "play" anything. They have exchanged true vows and tokens instead. Actually the token SirLance keeps is a piece of dried, crumbly horse-muffin - but it is the thought that still touches him so deeply. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

09-28-2005, 01:54 PM	#6302 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	kramus misses his beard... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-28-2005, 02:56 PM	#6303 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Uncle Phil spends his days polishing his golf trophy... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

09-28-2005, 03:12 PM	#6304 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Charlie is constantly polishing his trophy... he's been arrested 3 times for doing so in public! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

09-28-2005, 07:59 PM	#6306 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Tophat 'lost' his marbles. fingers the cat's-eye and red real __________________ Google

09-29-2005, 08:15 AM	#6307 (permalink)
ScottKuma Insane Location: Maineville, OH	Fremen suffers from an acute short-term memory loss disorder. __________________ A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take from you everything you have. -Gerald R. Ford GoogleMap Me

09-29-2005, 04:15 PM	#6308 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	SK forgot what he posted... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-29-2005, 05:29 PM	#6309 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	Unclephil loves to take long walks in the moonlight naked holding a golf club yelling FORE, MY ASS! __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

09-30-2005, 08:00 AM	#6310 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	NGDawg has a vast collection of belly-button lint. Each sample is dated, labeled and includes spectrometry. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

10-03-2005, 05:06 AM	#6311 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	SirLance sold his Berlin albums for peyote buttons. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

10-03-2005, 04:56 PM	#6312 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Poppinjay loves a good game of thermonuclear war. __________________ Google

10-03-2005, 05:00 PM	#6313 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Fremen exists solely on a diet of peanut butter and Kraft Dinner. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

10-03-2005, 05:38 PM	#6314 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Mmm, it's the cheesiest! Charlie swears by the 3 principles of Gruumlyacc. 1. Rhomthar!! 2. Pkaylucc kih frook!! 3. profit!! __________________ Google

10-04-2005, 05:16 AM	#6315 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Fremen was a bath house singer in the early 70's.... In Duluth. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

10-04-2005, 12:24 PM	#6316 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	Poppinjay knows where they buried Jimmy Hoffa - but he like, so totally doesn't care. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

10-04-2005, 12:33 PM	#6317 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Kramus tried for his PhD in soil science, and his dissertation was titled: Pieces of dirt: Are they more popular than my academic advisor? It was a tough lesson in academia, and he now awaits his Mail-Order degree from one of those spam e-mail places. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

10-04-2005, 02:50 PM	#6318 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	bigben is really a small rat... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.