Reese

So I was changing channels late last night and saw this nifty sounding show on my program guide.. I'm thinking Sweet, I might learn how long the Nile is, or how many lakes feed it.. or that Chimpanzees DNA is over 98% similar to humans..You know.. FACTS! Amazing Facts!

You'd be surprised to find out, this television show.. It's a religious program. There's a preacher on stage telling me how Moses parted the waters and Jesus walked on it. Now, I'm not one to bash religion but these things this man was telling me were NOT facts. Facts are proven. The entire Christian religion is based on FAITH, not facts. If It was a fact.. well there wouldn't be much left to faith.. I'm just saying...

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“It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry

uncle phil

and that's the facts, jack...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Sion

truth in advertising laws do not apply to tv program titles

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Tophat665

I am here. It is now. Everything else tends toward guesswork.
Facts are faith in probability.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.