Amazing Facts!
 

So I was changing channels late last night and saw this nifty sounding show on my program guide.. I'm thinking Sweet, I might learn how long the Nile is, or how many lakes feed it.. or that Chimpanzees DNA is over 98% similar to humans..You know.. FACTS! Amazing Facts!

You'd be surprised to find out, this television show.. It's a religious program. There's a preacher on stage telling me how Moses parted the waters and Jesus walked on it. Now, I'm not one to bash religion but these things this man was telling me were NOT facts. Facts are proven. The entire Christian religion is based on FAITH, not facts. If It was a fact.. well there wouldn't be much left to faith.. I'm just saying...

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and that's the facts, jack...

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I am here. It is now. Everything else tends toward guesswork.
Facts are faith in probability.