giving the finger to blind people - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

squeeeb · 06-04-2007, 07:24 AM

i dont' know where to post this, so i'm putting it here, as it's pretty nonsensical...

i was talking to someone over the phone, and i wanted to give them the finger, so i had to tell them "i am giving you the finger right now" and i wonder...does it count?

then i thought, what if i had to give the finger to a blind guy? i would have to tell him "hey, i'm now giving you the finger." does that count?

are blind people and those over the phone immune to the finger, or can you give them the finger but you have to tell them? what are the rules on that?

Sticky · 06-04-2007, 07:46 AM

How about?
"Fuck You"

Estevez · 06-04-2007, 12:01 PM

For blind people, put your middle fingered fist across their face, with force. They'll get the message.

Fly · 06-04-2007, 12:42 PM

see.............i figured it would all depend on exactly where you gave them the finger.

like say.........in their ear or maybe........................well you get the picture.

uncle phil · 06-04-2007, 03:29 PM

or, you could just point up...

(metaphysical, i know...)

Estevez · 06-04-2007, 03:49 PM

Stomp your foot while you give them the finger. They might have weird Daredevil sonar.

Jetée · 06-04-2007, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Estevez

Stomp your foot while you give them the finger. They might have weird Daredevil sonar.

HahaHahaHahaHaha!!!!

Luciian · 06-04-2007, 04:38 PM

I think Sticky right on here, an nice solid fuck you allways does justice

Estevez · 06-04-2007, 04:40 PM

You know what's great about this topic? Blind people can't read it. Let's do one about the Amish next.

Jetée · 06-04-2007, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Estevez

You know what's great about this topic? Blind people can't read it. Let's do one about the Amish next.

I'd Say go for it!

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Originally Posted by Jetstream

HahaHahaHahaHaha!!!!

Estevez · 06-04-2007, 04:58 PM

It's OT but I just have to say that if you wanted to tell an Amish person, "Fuck You," I'd go with, "Thou mayest be known in an unclean manner, if God deems it so."

squeeeb · 06-04-2007, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Estevez

You know what's great about this topic? Blind people can't read it. Let's do one about the Amish next.

i hate the amish. i met this amish chick, gave her my phone number, she never called. she wouldn't give me her cell number or her email address. stuck up bitch.....

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-06-2007, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Estevez

"Thou mayest be known in an unclean manner, if God deems it so."

While saluting people on the road, I've often wished to project this sentiment.
Or for a gun.

vermin · 06-07-2007, 08:44 AM

The nice thing about blind people is that you can flip them off every day.

I wish my boss was blind.

Estevez · 06-07-2007, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by vermin

I wish my boss was blind.

That can easily be arranged. Next eclipse bet him $50 that you can stare longer than he can. Then just close your eyes.

Estevez · 06-07-2007, 01:43 PM

You know this topic has really made me think. I am going to start giving the blind people the finger just because I can. It will be a great stress reliever for me, and they'll never know. Good times all around. I already scream at deaf people...behind their backs of course. A few of them are tricky and can ready lips. Especially when you say, "Fuck You!"

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-16-2007, 03:12 PM

Fuck you. Are you ready?

Tempting fate is irrelevant since fate cannot be tempted.

Then some kid I was transporting mooned the guy in the Mercedes.

biznatch · 06-17-2007, 04:50 AM

This video shows what a stress reliever it is to give the finger while on the phone. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diWiXvvR8HA

Sharon · 06-24-2007, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Estevez

That can easily be arranged. Next eclipse bet him $50 that you can stare longer than he can. Then just close your eyes.

Yeah, but that costs you $50. Is there a way to do it for free?

troit · 06-25-2007, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by biznatch

This video shows what a stress reliever it is to give the finger while on the phone. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diWiXvvR8HA

That was one of the best videos I've seen in awhile!! (BTW - My new favorite thing is to flick off the monitor when I am sending emails - could be to clients, co-workers or worse yet, family members).

06-04-2007, 07:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
squeeeb part of the problem Location: hic et ubique	giving the finger to blind people i dont' know where to post this, so i'm putting it here, as it's pretty nonsensical... i was talking to someone over the phone, and i wanted to give them the finger, so i had to tell them "i am giving you the finger right now" and i wonder...does it count? then i thought, what if i had to give the finger to a blind guy? i would have to tell him "hey, i'm now giving you the finger." does that count? are blind people and those over the phone immune to the finger, or can you give them the finger but you have to tell them? what are the rules on that? __________________ onward to mayhem!

06-04-2007, 12:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
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06-04-2007, 03:29 PM	#5 (permalink)
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06-04-2007, 04:38 PM	#8 (permalink)
Luciian Upright Location: south florida	I think Sticky right on here, an nice solid fuck you allways does justice __________________ i am ninja "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind dont matter, and those who matter dont mind." -Dr Seuss

06-04-2007, 04:58 PM	#11 (permalink)
Estevez Upright Location: Central Illinois	It's OT but I just have to say that if you wanted to tell an Amish person, "Fuck You," I'd go with, "Thou mayest be known in an unclean manner, if God deems it so." Last edited by Estevez; 06-04-2007 at 05:01 PM..

06-04-2007, 07:46 AM	#2 (permalink)
Sticky	How about? "Fuck You" __________________ Sticky The Stickman

06-04-2007, 12:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
Estevez Upright Location: Central Illinois	For blind people, put your middle fingered fist across their face, with force. They'll get the message.

06-04-2007, 03:49 PM	#6 (permalink)
Estevez Upright Location: Central Illinois	Stomp your foot while you give them the finger. They might have weird Daredevil sonar.

06-04-2007, 04:40 PM	#9 (permalink)
Estevez Upright Location: Central Illinois	You know what's great about this topic? Blind people can't read it. Let's do one about the Amish next.

06-07-2007, 08:44 AM	#14 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	The nice thing about blind people is that you can flip them off every day. I wish my boss was blind. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

06-07-2007, 01:43 PM	#16 (permalink)
Estevez Upright Location: Central Illinois	You know this topic has really made me think. I am going to start giving the blind people the finger just because I can. It will be a great stress reliever for me, and they'll never know. Good times all around. I already scream at deaf people...behind their backs of course. A few of them are tricky and can ready lips. Especially when you say, "Fuck You!" Last edited by Estevez; 06-07-2007 at 01:47 PM.. Reason: Double post

06-16-2007, 03:12 PM	#17 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Fuck you. Are you ready? Tempting fate is irrelevant since fate cannot be tempted. Then some kid I was transporting mooned the guy in the Mercedes. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-17-2007, 04:50 AM	#18 (permalink)
biznatch Junkie Location: France	This video shows what a stress reliever it is to give the finger while on the phone. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diWiXvvR8HA __________________ Check it out: The Open Source/Freeware/Gratis Software Thread