squeeeb

i dont' know where to post this, so i'm putting it here, as it's pretty nonsensical...

i was talking to someone over the phone, and i wanted to give them the finger, so i had to tell them "i am giving you the finger right now" and i wonder...does it count?

then i thought, what if i had to give the finger to a blind guy? i would have to tell him "hey, i'm now giving you the finger." does that count?

are blind people and those over the phone immune to the finger, or can you give them the finger but you have to tell them? what are the rules on that?

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Sticky

How about?
"Fuck You"

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Estevez

For blind people, put your middle fingered fist across their face, with force. They'll get the message.

Fly

see.............i figured it would all depend on exactly where you gave them the finger.


like say.........in their ear or maybe........................well you get the picture.

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uncle phil

or, you could just point up...

(metaphysical, i know...)

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Estevez

Stomp your foot while you give them the finger. They might have weird Daredevil sonar.

Jetée

HahaHahaHahaHaha!!!!

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Luciian

I think Sticky right on here, an nice solid fuck you allways does justice

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Estevez

You know what's great about this topic? Blind people can't read it. Let's do one about the Amish next.

Jetée

I'd Say go for it!

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Estevez

It's OT but I just have to say that if you wanted to tell an Amish person, "Fuck You," I'd go with, "Thou mayest be known in an unclean manner, if God deems it so."

squeeeb

i hate the amish. i met this amish chick, gave her my phone number, she never called. she wouldn't give me her cell number or her email address. stuck up bitch.....

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Ourcrazymodern?

While saluting people on the road, I've often wished to project this sentiment.
Or for a gun.

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vermin

The nice thing about blind people is that you can flip them off every day.

I wish my boss was blind.

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Estevez

That can easily be arranged. Next eclipse bet him $50 that you can stare longer than he can. Then just close your eyes.

Estevez

You know this topic has really made me think. I am going to start giving the blind people the finger just because I can. It will be a great stress reliever for me, and they'll never know. Good times all around. I already scream at deaf people...behind their backs of course. A few of them are tricky and can ready lips. Especially when you say, "Fuck You!"

Ourcrazymodern?

Fuck you. Are you ready?

Tempting fate is irrelevant since fate cannot be tempted.

Then some kid I was transporting mooned the guy in the Mercedes.

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biznatch

This video shows what a stress reliever it is to give the finger while on the phone. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diWiXvvR8HA

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Sharon

Yeah, but that costs you $50. Is there a way to do it for free?

troit

That was one of the best videos I've seen in awhile!! (BTW - My new favorite thing is to flick off the monitor when I am sending emails - could be to clients, co-workers or worse yet, family members).

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