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Old 08-27-2003, 12:36 PM   #1121 (permalink)
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Old 08-27-2003, 02:35 PM   #1122 (permalink)
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are most often typically inferior to the hydroponically grown ultraviolet meanies.

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Old 08-27-2003, 02:47 PM   #1123 (permalink)
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Old 08-27-2003, 04:28 PM   #1124 (permalink)
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Old 08-27-2003, 05:22 PM   #1125 (permalink)
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Old 08-28-2003, 12:32 PM   #1126 (permalink)
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...one of those word thingees for brush.


windows are...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 08-28-2003, 01:07 PM   #1127 (permalink)
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Old 08-28-2003, 01:10 PM   #1128 (permalink)
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Old 08-28-2003, 02:25 PM   #1129 (permalink)
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Old 08-28-2003, 02:39 PM   #1130 (permalink)
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two things the Root_Beer_Man derives immense delight from.

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Old 08-28-2003, 05:49 PM   #1131 (permalink)
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something im gonna get from my boyfriend.


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Old 08-28-2003, 07:59 PM   #1132 (permalink)
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....all over the place.

sadistic dreams are......
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Old 08-28-2003, 11:23 PM   #1133 (permalink)
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...usually dreamed by librarians.

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Old 08-29-2003, 12:16 AM   #1134 (permalink)
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The only way Gilligan got laid while on the island....

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Old 08-29-2003, 09:21 AM   #1135 (permalink)
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Richard Cranium is
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Old 08-29-2003, 09:25 AM   #1136 (permalink)
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a polite way of saying "dick for brains."

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Old 08-29-2003, 11:04 AM   #1137 (permalink)
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last years turkey leftovers

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Old 08-29-2003, 12:45 PM   #1138 (permalink)
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...not going to be much fun to get furnk with and mess up roilets tonight.


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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 08-29-2003, 11:19 PM   #1139 (permalink)
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a bodega is...
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Old 08-31-2003, 01:58 AM   #1140 (permalink)
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a funny word.


"come on eileen" is...
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Old 08-31-2003, 08:29 PM   #1141 (permalink)
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three words put together with the purpose of scaring the daylights out of someone named Eileen

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Old 08-31-2003, 08:46 PM   #1142 (permalink)
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<font size="4">BELONG TO <u>ME</u>!!!!! </font>
[insert wicked laughter]

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Old 09-01-2003, 01:04 AM   #1143 (permalink)
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biff's destiny. in all three movies.


the new avatar i should have is...
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Old 09-02-2003, 12:40 PM   #1144 (permalink)
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boy george is...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 09-02-2003, 12:54 PM   #1145 (permalink)
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really a whitney houston wannabe!

a roll of quarters is...
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Old 09-02-2003, 01:39 PM   #1146 (permalink)
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Location: Far too far from my Angel....
what's in your pocket; you're not just happy to see me!

Skydiving naked is....
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Old 09-02-2003, 05:58 PM   #1147 (permalink)
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...great fun, but you should really think about taping your line and tackle down to stop them flapping around too much.

The Bachelor is...
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Old 09-03-2003, 03:37 PM   #1148 (permalink)
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...not worth commenting on.


on the other hand, a glove is...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 09-03-2003, 06:49 PM   #1149 (permalink)
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... an essential item of clothing if one wants to be Michael Jackson.

the Convergence of old and new media is...
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Old 09-04-2003, 01:55 PM   #1150 (permalink)
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...but a mere flippant gesture to the renaissance.


roses are red, violets are purple; sugar is...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 09-05-2003, 03:46 AM   #1151 (permalink)
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... great on nipples.


spies are...
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Old 09-05-2003, 04:14 AM   #1152 (permalink)
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among us.......they're fucking everywhere.

flies are.............
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Old 09-05-2003, 02:00 PM   #1153 (permalink)
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...obsessed with the notion that one "shokan" is dissing them on another thread.


three super-absorbant maxi-pads are...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 09-05-2003, 04:03 PM   #1154 (permalink)
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...really great for plugging holes in your car tonneau.


Luther Vandros is...
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Old 09-05-2003, 04:06 PM   #1155 (permalink)
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right behind you! Turn around & he will sing for you.


Putting tapioca pudding in your ears is...
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Old 09-05-2003, 04:37 PM   #1156 (permalink)
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...such a great way to attract ants to those ears!!


Janet Jackson is...
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Old 09-05-2003, 06:17 PM   #1157 (permalink)
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Newbies are....
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Old 09-05-2003, 11:26 PM   #1158 (permalink)
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...sweet.

worms are...
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Old 09-06-2003, 12:40 AM   #1159 (permalink)
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the worlds best eaters of ice cream


cold is...
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Old 09-06-2003, 07:28 AM   #1160 (permalink)
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what I feel when I eat too many popsicles.


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