|
spelt wrong.
Jazz is.... |
a mildly listenable genre of music.
the Animatrix is... |
yet to be seen with my eyes.
The matrix is... |
getting annoying, too.
macaroni & cheese is |
soo good with ritz crackers, try it sometime
latin(the language) is... |
Very confusing when you're using an Italian dictionary to translate it.
Oral sex is... |
best with no taste buds
that bald guy in mirevolver's avatar is... |
...kind of scary!
sadistikdreams avatar is... |
nonexistant.
The pants in your closet are... |
being worn by your girlfriend.
Canada is... |
the place where tons of hot Chinese/Dutch babes live, i.e. Kristin Kreuk :D
Computers are... |
magical glowing boxes.
Gary Busey is |
some guy i've never heard of.
The Commodore 64 was |
An ancient computer
Spam is... |
Non existent here!
Bus drivers are...(real bastards, i know...) |
people who drive busses.
coffee is......... |
not my cup of tea. ;)
My wallet is |
made by Mattel.
This glass is |
filled with some kind of milky white substance.
the new weird al record is... |
...a parody of something equally wierd.
rain is... |
...water falling from the sky
water falling from the sky is...(!) |
Falling on my head. (dammit!)
Poodles are |
dogs often carried by the really rich in movies.
Football season is |
too far away.
Basketball season is |
never over (NBA, that is.)
Velcro is |
...never there when you need it.
the sound a tree makes when it falls in an uninhabited forest is... |
a wicked THUD man.
a chainsaw is....... |
a messy weapon.
A ligthsaber is.... |
used by Jedi who are compensating for something.
German beer is... |
only slightly less poisonous than horse urine.
Cold showers are |
not good for jacking off.
Summer in Phoenix is.... |
super duper Mercury hot!
The earth is... |
not yet imploding on itself.
Spiral notebooks are... |
actually chopped segments of one infinitely loooong notebook.
A pound of flesh is... |
good with fava beans, and a nice chianti
pencils are... |
not made for sticking in your urethra.
Socks make... |
cheap puppets.
Vestigial organs are |
...not easy to play in church.
a naked woman is... |
A nice or scary sight!
Medusa is... |
really hard to get along with. :p
Buck Rogers is |
a for Montreal Expos manager.
glasses are... |
very sexy on women. *yowza* :love:
Tolkien is |
Always full of something.
Spandex is... |
a privelage not a right.
a nice cold beer is... |
...usually pulled out of a tub of icy water.
walt disney is... |
frozen in my backyard.
uncle phil's avatar is... |
pleasing to all the men 'cause she's got nice tits! :D
Work can be... |
put off till later.
A hole in the backyard is |
worth two holes in the bush.
Rubber vaginas are |
accessories to blow-up dolls.
Tickling is... |
Incredibly annoying.
My shitty internet connection (aside from shitty) is... |
sllllooooowwwwww................
kids are...... |
better left to responsible adults.
Holes in my britches are |
...just a disguise for ventilation panels.
the definition of "is" is... |
Irrelevant here!
My backyard is... |
2 feet square.
My dogs are.. |
plotting against you.
The rain in Spain is |
mainly in vain, 'cause to prevent a stain, you need to take a train, and that is all very plain, when you pass the time drinking the grain.
Ricotta cheese is |
...the gem of the ocean.
all you need is... |
love! (of course...now tell me you can't get that particular Beatles song out of your head! :D )
Football is... |
a flop when marketed by the WWE as the XFL.
A man and a woman are... |
walking into a bar with a 12 inch piano....
a paper cut is |
one hurtful mother-jumper!
Asteroids is |
...second cousin to hemorrhoids.
the rock and roll hall of fame is... |
missing pink floyd.
bob geldof is...... |
now a knight....Sir Bob Geldof.
hardwood floors are... |
...better than a sharp stick in the eye.
the coin of the realm is... |
worth 20% less in the U.S.
Kid rock is.............. |
...trying to figure out how to get rid of the pet rock stuck between his ears.
imagination is... |
sometimes better than porn.
Silicone is.... |
a great material.
coca-cola is... |
way too carbonated.
pussies are..... |
...whiners.
the green, green grass of home is... |
yellow........damn water restrictions.
sprinklers are...... |
the arch-rivals of the tinklers, creating the hottest rivalry in the history of water sports!
The rightside inclination of a sun biased hydraulic peanut crusher is... |
gobbledegook!
My middle finger is... |
stuck like I just don't give a...
Eminem is |
not related to Johny Cash, it just looks like he is.
A good steak is..... |
similar to a good lamb chop
The time is.. |
...now.
one of my new year's resolutions is... |
to not eat pork rinds.
blood is... |
thicker then rum.
Today is Monday |
thicker then rum.
Today is |
...nearly over.
A toe is |
a small island surrounding a lagoon.
Pizza can... |
give you gas.
instant coffee is....... |
taste like shit, if from pizza hut
(im answering it although you DIDNT FOLLOW DA RULES!) religion is... |
...the opiate of the masses.
the old man and the sea is... |
never going to catch that fish.
Saddam Hussien is |
having sex with a small poodle in your closet! Damn that filthy bastard! :eek:
Children running with knives are... |
chasing me around the house.
A hot cup of coffee in the lap is..... |
killing all my sperm cells.
Shingo is... |
...a good kid who got stuck with bones for a friend.
horseradish is... |
mad as hell, and isn't going to take it!
France is... |
to close to Spain...
gum is.... |
the worst lubricant ever.
Fluffy dice are... |
for geeks.
insects are........ |
six-legged
Grandparents are |
made for humpin'!
My eyes are... |
closed.
A sasquatch is |
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