|
False- but I have been stung 4 mosquitoes in 3 days.
The next person has at least one tattoo. |
False. Believe it or not I have no tattoos (the closest is where another kid stabbed me with a pencil in grade 5, I still have the mark on my knuckle).
The next person has a urine fetish. |
:expressionless: to say that is False
The person below me has not eaten a peach in quite some time... |
True! I must fix that... mmm, peach cobbler may be on the menu soon. Dammit, Jetstream, look what you did.
The next person has worn high heels in the last month. |
False - even though if I did I certainly wouldn't admit to it. ;)
The person below me has plunged a toilet within the last three months. |
True - try three minutes! Every big dump I take seems to clog it.
The person below me has read Atlas Shrugged |
False. Books are the work of the Debil.
The person below me likes Cheetos. |
True - and the finger cheese goop is like icing on the cake
The person below me has traveled to at least three European countries. |
True! Lived in Germany and England, traveled to Holland once.
The next poster loves Nutella. |
True! who doesn't love spreadable hazely chocolaty goodness...
The next poster is not a vegetarian. |
True, I'll take my steak medium to medium-rare.
The next poster has a gym membership. |
False! Though I used to and have all my own weight-lifting equipment at home now.
The next poster speaks more than one language fluently. |
False. I can't quite say 'fluently' anymore. Although I used to speak spanish and french, it's been 20 years since I have really used either.
The next person has painted tonails. |
False. But I did just either break or severly jam my big left toe playing raquetball today.
The next poster enjoys George Orwell |
True....But I enjoy Eric Blair even more.
The next poster has experimented with Mushrooms |
True...Funny I all ways found Orwell and Blair to be strikingly similar :p
The next poster has never broken a bone. |
True. It's not that I play it safe, more like don't play at all...
The person below me has had an erotic dream in the last 72 hours. |
False.
The person below me has had a pregnancy scare at some point in their life. |
Uh.....yes....and she's now 16 years old.
The next person has waited for someone in the military. |
False
The person below me puts on his/her pants left first, then right |
False... depending on my mood i put them on right first... lol
The person below me likes to frolic through fields of wildflowers. |
False......frollicing is for cute girls i am a 40 year old man....
the person below me thinks boxing ( the sport) is cruel. |
True. But that does't mean I won't watch Rocky.
Next person makes homemade clam chowder |
False... I really don't even like clam chowder.
The person below me has an alter-ego with a kinky side... |
Since nobody else seems to want to take that one I'll do it ;p :
True - but everybody does - at least that's what I keep telling myself The person below me has trouble falling asleep. |
False. On average, I fall asleep in under two minutes.
The person below me wishes they would make the leap and cancel their cable TV service. |
Flase... I had that epiphany two years ago when I removed every trace of the television and its cohorts, videogames & DVDplayer.
The person below me has taken an average time of 7-9 hours replying to my post. :D |
False! I guess I ruined it for you, Jets...
The person below me thinks the juice is never worth the squeeze... |
So true! Don't you realize the nutrition found in all that good stuff you discard?!
The person below me giggles every time they read "below me." |
true...i may be pushing 40, but i do get a chuckle every time I read, "below me".
The person below me needs to trim/pluck their eyebrows. |
Good Lord, they're catterpillars!!
The person below me cannot correctly pronounce my handle. |
True. I googled it, and I was pronouncing it incorrectly.
The next poster likes to wear pink. |
False, except when my skin is.
The sun is our primary (ahem) benefactor. |
False. Water is.
Whenever the next poster thinks of Google's drive to "index the world," it invariably ends in fretful pacing and endless hand-wringing. |
True. You mean there are people who don't do that?!
The person below me wears a cape and fights crime. |
False, I wear a cape and commit crime.
The person below me will say this statement is false. |
Your statement is false. I actually typed it.
The person below me thinks I'm a smart ass. |
Quote:
I thought that ploy was clever; TOO clever... for me to recognize it. :D The person below me has not riden the 'L' train in NYC. |
True. Never ridden any train in NYC don't even know if there is an L train.
Btw, the person below the person below baraka guru also thinks he's smart and not a smart ass for recognizing the loop-hole. The person below me has reached enlightenment. |
Not yet, but I'm still hopeful.
Detritus makes us what we are. |
Ew. False. My mama did.
The person under me has alot of chest hair. |
Yes, as it is a marker of a certain level of testosterone.
The person below me likes chest hair. |
Waaaay false. Unless it's my own, then it's true.
The next poster has a thing for large breasts.... |
True, though my soon-to-be ex-wife's breasts weren't nearly so large before she'd nursed the youngest until he was five.
You would be what you are even if you tried not to. |
True, I'd always be a chivalrous, self-righteous freak.
The person below me has tasted snow. |
True...snow has a fresh crispness to it that can't be found anywhere else.
Death is final. |
False.
Death is only another journey that needs to be made before moving on to the next one. (Also, not directly related, butpeople have died before and been resurrected, through whatever cause and means that may have transpired, it has been recorded.) Has been escorted by at least two limousines in one's lifetime. |
False.. Took a limo to McDonald's when I was a kid though..
Has masturbated in public. |
True, but only for the edification of the populace. (Um...)
We appreciate jokes. |
True.
Have you had coffee yet? |
Only for the past three-plus decades.
When the time comes, very few of us will be prepared. |
False. None of us will be prepared.
The person below me should wiggle their fanny more. |
Probably True...
The person below me needs to get laid -Will |
To go so far as to say "needs"... well, it couldn't hurt to get a bit more action, and to say that I didn't want it at the moment would be untruthful...
False? or Half-truth? :oogle: The person below me lives in the Eastern Hemisphere. |
Um...(Checking the globe)...
False. When I go to heaven, I'll be greeted by 40 sloe-eyed virgins. (Yes, I'm kidding) (I need more babies like I need to be kicked in the head) We need to reproduce. |
I don't know how to answer that one, SOME people need NOT reproduce!
The person following, has pooped their pants in their adult lifetime |
True, I did it just the other day.
Sunrises are often beautiful events. |
I am up and coming..Yawn..
The creature after me blows on the hot morning beverage. |
False. I inhale the steam.
Minds are like vacuums. |
Very true, Some times they suck when they're broken they blow!
No one is worth crying over! |
False. "...there are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke..."
Oxygen is necessary to us. |
True, as all of us who savor the joys of oral sex will testify to.
Moisture makes the world go round. |
False. Moisture makes the world go in and out.
There's a sucker born every minute. |
false. there are roughly 250 babies born every minute and about 70% are initially breast fed.
there is such a thing as a kosher pig but the person below would not eat it anyway |
Sure I would, but I like mine smoked...maybe they were onto something?
Freedom is a good thing. |
Not just another word for 'nothin left to lose'..yes.
Honey is sweet. |
True, unless you're allergic to bees.
The world's planet rotates and revolves. |
true, does it wobble a bit too?
tolerance is gracious. |
If Buddha said it, it's true
the meek shall inherit the earth |
False- it will be tied up in probate forever.
our recyclables don't end up in India. |
True - they end up strewn about India
My dog has fleas. |
True- its how you tune a ukelele.
Trees sleep. |
True - All Winter Long.
I'd like to have her bra full of nickels. |
Probably true.
The lines we see on maps aren't really there. |
Uhh.. false, I think the printers would get fired if the lines were not on the maps.
cocoa is brown. |
False. I have no cocoa that is brown.
You would like to hear a good whistling tune when walking along the walkway, if only just once, perfectly melodic and calm. |
Yes, just once would be a powerful memory.
The person posting next loves to play. |
True, seriously
If I could see I might be dangerous. |
True....
The person posting next has had a colonoscopy |
True.....5 of them.
The next person has had a crab meat and ricotta cheese pizza. |
False. In fact, I haven't had either.
You can sink a jumpshot from the 3-point line. |
True then, not now, my nick-name was 'Lew Alcindor' in fifth grade.
you are the genius of yourself. |
True. Since I'm all I've got, I guess it's me.
The person below me is having a bad hair day. |
True, the wind is blowing like crazy here!
The person posting next has never had a cavity |
I have had many, when one gets cluttered, I move.
The pulsating viscerally covered skeleton that will type next.. wants to continue this game. |
True...6 days of neglecting this thread. Enough is enough!
the next poster will be someone I don't know from Adam. |
False, Adam's the guy with the fig leaf on his johnson. Whatever else I might be, you should be able to tell I'm not him.
Eve was framed. |
Yes, many times, think of all the different galleries she is hanging in right now.
who ever posts next likes the smell of a burnt out candle. |
I love the smell of freshly blown out candles!
The person that is going to post next is lactose intolerant |
False, I love milk!
The person below me has a post count of less than one hundred. |
True, but not on this board.
The next person to post is in Canada. |
False. About 2400 km south.
The next person to post is insane. |
so who's not?
the next person to post believes in the big bang |
I could be, if anybody offered to drive.
Capitalism works. (Uh-oh) True, I do. Capitalism works |
and I hope it gets paid for the job
glow in the dark cats are better than a flashlight |
for night crawler hunting,yes.
You would love to give someone a gift of, Bedding washed in rainwater that has fallen over the himalayas, then dried by smoke filled winds of a campfire. |
hmmm, I would like that. Nothing like rolling around on clean bedding and smelling like bbq!
The next poster still has not lived up to his/her last New Year's resolutions. |
False. I was too damn busy to make any resolutions.
The person below me owns a pair of Crocs... and loves them. |
true ...well I like them, not sure about love. Do I have to make a commitment to a shoe?
The person below me owns a pair of Uggs... and loves them. |
False! I'm a New Balance man.
The next poster has to ask every person he/she meets if they want fries with that at thier job. |
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