False.

It can now no longer be getting cold when it already was.

false, unless it was already at absolute zero ...now that would be iced coffee/tea.


You camped and slept overnight on a beach within the last couple years.

False however, I have camped and slept overnight a campground within the last year.

You can go two or three days with your cell phone OFF.

Not anymore, but I love when I can turn it off. The kids are out-and-about teens and my folks are getting old, so I'd rather them be able to reach me.

The next poster ate too much for lunch today. Urp.

False, I slept through lunch because I ate too much for breakfast.

Blue and orange obscure each other.

not always:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...blueorange.jpg


Ultraviolet is hotter than infrared

False??? I did a quick search on this one, and from what I found, infrared can be found in anything above absolute zero, meaning it would be part of ultraviolet, giving it it's heat, making this a trick question.

The next poster knows if my answer to the above poster's question is right.

true

If it doesn't rain tomorrow, I'll cut the grass.

False. No grass cutting for me. Yet.

You had a good night's sleep last night.

true. i was at work :)

the next poster is wondering what my job is.

False. Since you're in iceland and with all the magnets, obviously you're a refrigerator door.

The aliens who live inside the Earth will one day turn off our geothermal energy.

True, since I was at work also.


Calamata olives are delectable.

False. The aliens who live between my ears will stop them.

I'll always be a day late and a dollar short.

Indeed, calamata olives are delectable.

The next poster wishes the workday was over.

TRUE so true, it's not even funny.

The next poster has smoked Weed once (or twice).

Does a number running into the hundreds of thousands count?

I don't have to go to work tonight.

False.

The next poster likes to dive off high cliffs into cool clear water.

I do love to fantasize that Butch Cassidy and I are doing it.

The next poster is cooking up a big breakfast this morning.

False. I got up too late so I just had my nice strong mug of coffee with some pita bread and hummus and I scoop a spoon of Tuscan olive tapenade on each one ...had three.

The next poster will be celebrating Cinco de Mayo tomorrow.

False. I didn't know about it until you mentioned it, and now I have the sudden compulsion to go lunar.


The person below me does not know, nor have they ever met, a 'Melissa'.

False, I took Melissa to the prom.

The next poster has a real life.

true i'm alive, i think it's for real. . . a job, friends, stuff for fun. . . .

the next poster watching the Hallmark Channel.

maybe ...do they have science or motorsports on that channel? (NASCAR doesn't count)

It's a gorgeous day today.

true

the next poster likes to light incenses - for the smell and the sight.

True. As a testament to my hippie days, everytime I smell patchouli I get flashbacks to either girls I've known or my '67 E-Type Jag since I accidentally crushed a pack of patchouli incense in that car and it smelled like that from then on. I wish I still had that car.


There is a correlation between a broken heart and a damaged liver.

True, unless you're insensitive.

"The air is the air"

rarefied air. Poem by Melora
-------------------------------------------

The moon is a monocle
And condensation obscures its vision
It can see us in slits, cracks, and crevices
Where our fingers have traced through
Mingling breaths of
Rarefied air
It views us through capsules
Capsizing where condensation ceases to congeal
Catalyzed where our faces are concealed
Behind panes of rarefied air.



The next poster thinks poetic thoughts, sometimes writes them down,
and hopefully will share them with us, joyfully.

True.

i am

i am the color of dirt after the rain
i am the strength of a lion after being ripped from the womb
i am the confusion of a flower growing in a cave
i am the love of a child watching her parents being hung
i am the tenderness of a girl being beat for loving a woman
i am the anger of twelve men feeling the whip on a boat to the states
i am the speed of one of them running for his life
i am the justice that gives reparations to the Indians as well

i am not the majority
but i am what allows it to live

The next poster reads Neil Gaiman and enjoys it.

Somewhat true...I'm familiar with the films he was involved with in any case...

true or false....the next poster speaks (an)other language(s)

Я говорю по-русски. Albeit at about an eighth-grade level, if that.

The next poster has seen The Big Lebowski more than once.

false i haven't even seen it once. . .

speaking of languages, the next poster knows american sign language.

A few signs, but I keep putting off taking that class. (But I have seen The Big Lebowski at least four times.)

Which movie have you seen more times than any other?

true

....not that I'm a surfer or think it's the greatest movie or anything like that, but by some strange coincidence I've seen Endless Summer more times than any other movie.


If you can't beat em, join em.

false why would i think i could stand joining them if i was at first trying to beat them? that would drive me nuts.

The nest poster thinks whatever doesn't kill you will leave you wishing it did?

True.

The next poster sometimes posts for the one thread in another thread. :crazy:

(dd3953, that poem you wrote,is now a part of me, I read it many times over,
and tasted the numerous flavors of it, and I am certain, the next time I read
it, more will be revealed. Thank You.)

I write wherever and however and forever, for all.

The next writer will remember the thing that has been elusive.

true and it's thanks to you, ring. The feeling that someone else can and will get something from your writing, find something of themselves in it, connect to it - having that happen, and remembering what it feels like when it does, sometimes that's hard to remember and hold on to. But it reminds (all writers I think) that we are not just writing for yourselves, but to give something to someone else.

So thanks.

The next poster has thought about what they will be wearing to their funeral.

False, there're much better reasons to think about living than dying.

The darkness in our souls is more blinding than the blackest night.

true

that just made me think of a tim buckley quote "You are what you are, you know what you are, and there are no words for loneliness -- black, bitter, aching loneliness that gnaws the roots of silence in the night..."

the next poster walks around their house naked.

Extremely TRUE.

Hell, we are born that way.

3x3=9

OCM is incabable of falsehood.

You will tell us how 'True or False' is more complicated than it sounds.

Ah, darlin'!

False, because I can't.

Afterlife is less useful than afterbirth.

True. I took pictures of my wife's placenta after she gave birth to our baby boys and the boys like looking at it.


Mother's Day is good for the flower and brunch industry but most mom's like the special attention anyway.

True. We love having three generations of gals together. :D

You haven't yet thought about someone's Mother's Day.

True.

Being an orphan and dead to the world makes you forget the rolling days and dates quite easily.



The next poster is wearing sandals.

false, I'm wearing some kind of silly Simple shoe because one of their mottos is "shoes for a happy planet" and I fell for that line; though now that you reminded me, I need to buy new sandals. And Jetée, I would adopt you in a minute and love you, and not just because I could use another tax deduction.


The next poster will wear a tie to visit mom tomorrow.

The memory of the original tie that we were connected to,
will never die.

The next poster has a beautiful smile.

At one time
that might have been true
too bad it died—
along with me, too.

So as I now ponder
to give you a new query;
I wonder if at all
you know how to say hello in Kashmiri?

I dream of a universal tongue, where speech is not even necessary.
No I do not no of the Kashmiri...other than the word itself, sounds soft.

You have many answers, to questions you haven't even thought to ask.

'tis true, i do...

kashmiri being northern indian...

Um, um, errrr. True.

Global warming is the myth of our day, and will likely outlast us.

false, I plan to live forever


Hillary Clinton will be in the next Presidential Cabinet as our Secretary of Health, Education, and Welfare

Only if she can swallow her pride.

Frequency is not nearly so important as quality.

that would depend on how quickly it becomes good...

most trees are made of wood...

Inasmuchas cellulose is it.
True.

My second most ardent wish is not to be hurt.

False. You revel in pain.

The next poster has experienced deja vu within the past twenty-four hours.

False, but I knew you were going to post that.

The next person to post used to be a boot camp drill instructor.

FALSE, MAGGOT!!! NOW KISS THE FLOOR AND GIVE ME A GOOGLEPLEX!

The next poster speaks fluent jive.

hehe, i can but it is definitely not PC...

the next poster could be an accomplished lawn-mower-blade sharpener...

I most certainly am, John Deere blades and a bench belt sander. I actually miss mowing the lawn, all I got now is sand. Well, sand and a rake.

The next poster has dressed as the opposite sex for Halloween.

I suppose your one of those folks who thinks it's just for special occasions too.





Actually, the closest I have come to crossdressing was to go to Hallowe'en as a Catholic Priest, which in an ideal world would be the opposite OF sex.

The next poster can pee their signature in the snow.

oh so true...and for other occaisons, too. I won more Miss America contests than any real Miss America....see:

this is my best friend Pete smooching on me:
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ics7/missA.jpg

The next poster would like a date with me while I'm dressed like Miss America.



.....OOPS!!! a dollar short again.


true, not only in the snow but even 6 ft up on a wall

The next poster has eaten snow.

true...white snow...

the next poster once picked his/her nose while driving on an interstate...

(who decided to start substituting 'their' for 'him/her' anyways?)

True. Who else was gonna do it?

The next poster needs to use the bathroom, but is still waiting for the right moment.

true..but it was going to go take a leak down at the oak tree by the watering hole instead of the bathroom.

the next poster farts in the lift and smirks while people are still in there

Never happen.

The next poster has a secret desire to wear their SO's undies.

ain't gonna happen...

the next poster flipped off a biker on an interstate...

Nope, every biker I ever met was pretty easy going.

The next poster secretly loathes a co-worker.

Loathe? Too strong. Disdains maybe, but not loathe.

The next poster is already typing.

Nope. I haven't even started.

The next poster is calling in sick tomorrow.

As much as I'd like to, false.

The next poster is awed and curiously attracted by my manly physique.

Nope! Not even a little. I'm sure it's fine, just not my cup of wine.

The next poster is a much better poet then I.

doncha just know it...


the next poster is allergic to apples...

Nope, just not fond of them even though one will keep up to three doctors away for 8 hours.

The next poster has written away for instructions on how to develop bulging pectoral muscles.

/ C'mon, Tully, you know it makes you feel all funny and stuff.

False, I wrote off my pecs on the last return.

The person who writes something down here next,
spent more than 10 seconds about what to say.

not on your pecs, i didn't...

the next poster has never seen "kelly's heroes..."


Kelly's Heroes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

False

The next poster just will not knock it off with those negative waves!

True - what kind of other waves are there?

The next person's bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R

true...

the next person's bologna has a last name, it's M-A-Y-E-R...

False. My bologna's last name is actually Jon.

The next person always washes their hands after using the bathroom.

Always.

The next poster wishes they were riding the waves.

True or false
and yet persisting,
my belief.

Must be true.

The next poster hasn't made his/her bed.

Not true, make it every morning right after getting up. Been like that since my navy days.

The next poster is planning on seeing family this week and isn't really that thrilled about it.

True.

I need another skirt.

False, I don't wear skirts generally (that cheerleading one was DAMN tight. On the plus side, evidently my waist still fits in to the smallest cheerleaders outfit on my high school's team =o).

The poster below me prefers the heroic Terran to the dirty Zerg or high and mighty Protoss.

I don't know how to say "true" to something like that, but I cannot, yet, claim falseness.

So I don't.

Yes, I do.

The next poster is cooking today.

Nope, attending a double wedding today. Food, fun and merriment will all be supplied.

The next person uses public transportation on a regular basis.

false... but i have been known to hitchhike on "pubic" transportation...

the next poster has never been aboard a cruise ship...