False, I'm currently unemployed.

The next poster lied about their age to be allowed admittance to the forum, yet they NEVER go and chat on IRC like they're supposed to.

Excellent. No and yes.

Our society pretends too much.

False, our society pretends the same paltry number of things far too often.

Blessed are the Cheesemakers.

Truer words have never been said ...and by that I mean to include any manufacturers of dairy products.

The next poster would rather watch the hit TV show House than go out for the night with friends.

False, but I don't have any friends. I might have lied.

We know where God went.

He lives on cold comfort farm now, he is a Starkadder.


You would enjoy a pedicure.

True, but my feet are embarrassed.

In the winter the days are the same length.

The same length as what? I know my patience is shorter.

The next poster sometimes doesn't flush the toilet after peeing in order to save water.


PS: after a nice pedicure, I would like a complete foot job

http://www.footandbodymassagers.com/...eflexology.jpg

If its yellow let it mellow, correct.


playing with magnets chases away boredom when nothing else will.

tru dat. But those poor little kids who swallowed those strong magnets ...big trouble so don't eat them.

If it's brown, it goes down.

I prefer shades of gray.

the next person in line gets fidgety when having to stand in line.

Yes, guilty :p

The next poster is obsessed with their hair.

Yeah, right. If you could see my hair right now... (No, my hat will not come off)

...I guess that's true.

Diesel burns more cleanly than gasoline.

If my name were Vin I would still be confused. ( I love you silly sir.)

You wear hats literally and figuratively.

True, I wear many hats figuratively and one or two literally.

You can't fathom why people put the little stickers on rear vehicle windows shaped like sandals to indicate how many people are in the family.

True, I think it is rather silly.

You dislike Christmas music.

False. I loathe Christmas music to an extent verging on pathological.

You were a pig farmer in a previous life.

true, but it was short-lived because they suffocate or drown when you bury and water them.

The next poster lies to someone about what they're really doing while posting on TFP.

I have no need to lie.

You are frugal and sensible about monetary matters,
and dislike wasting food.

false AND true ....not frugal or very sensible but I don't like wasting food so I eat whatever is left.


You gotta believe that there's a reason that we surrender up our hearts

True, I think it has something to do with who we are...

"I am what I am and that's all that I am"

True, what else could I be?

You've been known to have a short fuse.

Compared to who? In any case, I make up for it in girth.


You brush your hair with a few dozen brush strokes each day to help stimulate your hair muscles.

I towel my short hair after a shower and then wear hats all day.

"after enlightenment, the laundry"

Oh, that's true! I need to do laundry.

Gravity holds us down.

Gravity keeps my food down..I would not be a happy astro for naught.

Smell is a vital sense you treasure.

ahhh, how true, those deepest olfactory memories, I was sometimes teased about my attraction to nasal sex


You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to?

I'm talking to the flowers on my wallpaper.

You have a tendency to embrace melancholia.

True - but it's only because she gives me money.

You've been told to stop playing with it or it's going to fall off.

No one ever told me anything would fall off for any reason.

Next person aims to drink a gallon of water per day.

false, a gallon of H2O weighs 8.3 pounds and that would concern me.

the next person is a lighter shade of pale

False: I am a medium shade of beige.

The following poster has a dark secret they have never told anyone.

:expressionless:


the person posting next, has a nose for trouble.

And it all started when my 7th grade teacher told me I was an instigator.

Next poster wears corrective lenses.

True, I use colored contacts.

The next poster owns 2 next-gen game consoles(xbox360, ps3, or wii).

damn, that's true. 360, and wii ...plus the old ps2

The next poster enjoyed watching the 2008 Rolex 24 Hours of Daytona as much as I did.

What?!?

Beer is proof that God loves us.

True, especially if you're Fly.

Wine is the nectar of the gods but the next poster drinks it anyway.

Of course I worship myself.

sometimes you can't help but to disparage others.

Definitely but not always proud of it.

What do you feel is the most beautiful physical thing about yourself?

All of the above.

You get squirmy thinking about the last time you got squirmy.

only because I didn't get enough sleep last night.

************
take your pick but don't pick your nose ...in public.
************
The next poster has been accused of having a large nose
or
The next poster has been complimented for having a large nose

Both true. I have (* glances down *) large features.

Roadkill gives you the creeping willies and/or the heebie jeebies.

not if it might taste good.

The next poster has run over an animal with his/her car and not even stopped to render assistance, or consider a possible recipe.

It's a lie, I tell you. Definitely false. Never hit anything, I'm not allowed. I'd have nightmares.

You've been known to lie about your age.

True, but never believably. (How do I know so much about the Battle of Saratoga? I tell you I wuz There!)

You know many creative uses for Bisquick.

I only use Bisquick to carry bodies to the bottom of the Hudson River.

The next poster is drinking coffee right now.

This poster is busy getting a tad toasted at the moment.

My following fellow poster has many dreams that will come true.

Hopefully, but doubtfully.

The next poster feels compelled to eat the stems of apples, but doesn't.

I've never been attracted to apple stems.

The next poster has athletic conquests on his/her mind.

Well, I did my best...

To get it back on track:

Hydrogen is the lightest element we know of.

Fucking dangling participles!

false ...I've never been fucked by a dangling participle. Wait, maybe I was when I was passed out.


I think it was good for you, too.

True, it was.

The person below me owns a mechanical pencil.

true ...#7 lead since I like to press hard


The person below knows how to multiply two numbers on a sliderule.

http://home.att.net/~elinker/sliderule.gif

Haven't seen one of those since the third grade.

The next humanoid is a member of the Star Trek fan club.

That idea seems rather alien to me....but possibly tasty...

The person posting next....will do as it pleases....

Hey, I'm no "it".

The next person is holding his/her breath in anticipation of the next leap year.

I shall always behave and behold magic,
in the palm of my ear.

You love You.

True, I love me most of the time.

It's 6:00.

(Edit: I forgot - I love you too.)

False. Its 6:15A and Ive just eaten a Red Vine.

The person below me is under me.

that could be fun I'm sure


The next poster will join me at the local diner in about 10min., where I'll be having creamed chipped beef on toast and home fried potatoes for breakfast, drizzled with Tabasco. Let me know what you'd like and I'll order ahead.

And it was delish. Urp.

The next poster is already dreaming about lunch. Am I sensing a lingering culinary theme?

True, and Im hoping for green curry at the joint next door.

Person below has summited a mountain.

...well she was on the large pleasingly plump side, but I wouldn't call her a mountain. I like to say "zophtic".


the next poster has won #1 in a spelling bee

:lol: How'd you know?

(I always thought it was "zaftig" ... ? )

The next poster has a runny nose.

ahhhhchew! and luckily getting over the flu of a week or so ago. hmmm, I think you're right again, jewels, maybe zaftig is the yiddish'ish version, and I know she was of that persuasion.

The next person can't/won't scratch his/her butt in public.

I am the Venus de Milo of public scratching. It will never happen.

I use a Mac laptop and I think the one below uses one too.

This is so in my mind, but my laptop's a Dell. My desktop here at home is a Mac though.

The next poster has a mild hangover.

False. I only drink on occasion, and I'm rarely drunk.

The person below chuckles to themselves when reading "The Rape of the Lock."

The last time I chuckled reading a title was, 'Confederacy of Dunces'

The next person has at one time either washed their clothes as they took
a shower..or has washed clothing in a river.

Ive done both.

My next friend owns a dog who howls.

ahhhh, I had to put my beloved black Lab, Dewey, down a few years ago, but he had almost 16 years of beautiful howling. At present, I have a good friend named Howell. Hi Howell!!!

Our next fellow "True or False" thread afficianado often prefers the company of cats rather than people.

False.

I'm retarded.

Blue isn't yellow.

False.

I'm retarded.

Blue isn't yellow.

Double jeopardy.

The next one has sang aloud "These Boots Were Made For Walking".

I have done that while wearing those go-gos.

Next poster prefers gold over silver jewelry.

I love gold, 18k or more has such nice heft and luxurious feel. But I never wear it, just look, hold, give as present.

I am doing it now, perhaps the next poster also did: I reset all my clocks, except my alarm clock, so now I'm late for work and typing here instead of getting dressed.

False, but hardly.

I bet you changed your bed sheets yesterday.

I didn't. Wish someone would, though.

Next poster had/will have a hot lunch, not a sandwich.

sort of true. I don't like many things cold, so for lunch today I nuked a bunch of mixed type olives from the frig and ate them with Doritos and a glass of water. Yum?

The next poster agrees that soon we should have a TFP Spring Brake party in the Bahamas ..."brake" as in "stop working already and have some fun"

True, but I forgot where the brake pedal is.

The dark provides the glow.

Depends if my eyes are open or closed.

If your home were on fire, what one object (not person) would you be sure to run out with?

my pet turtle, Frankin, the largest red-eared slider in the Universe.

The Villanova Wildcats will win the basketball game I am now watching by beating those peskly Syracuse Oranges. Go Wildcats!!!

Sounds like a blood-orange fricasseed feline..who survived?

The last ten times you spoke...you told the truth.

True. I have a difficult time telling untruths.

The next poster has recently begun a new relationship.

Oh yeah...

The next poster can read the writing on the wall.

True, I do like some of the graffiti I see.

Now that we're into the first day of Spring in the Northern Hemisphere, the next person will miss Winter.

oh, probably not until about, August, when I'm prostrate and gasping
from the heat and humidity.

The next poster clings to familiarity.

What's up with your prostate? :p

Clings to familiarity? Not at all. While I do enjoy traditions and certain special things, I'm at my best when I'm challenged and things are changing.

Speaking of change, what has been the most significant change in yourself this past year or so?

Is that a True or False question? Anyway, I guess the bigger was dropping out of Grad school (with a 3.95 GPA) and starting life as a career having adult.

The person below me thinks french fries are tasty when dipped in mayo . . .

Hell, Man, aint nothin' better than Hellman's

The next poster has a special purpose.

false. i have no purpose.

the next poster prefers brie over camembert

Both are, "Stinky stinky pew pew pew."

You love to suck on lemons.

Yes, but I always sprinkle them with plenty of sugar.

The next poster hopes to get roses for Valentine's Day ...to make rose petal jam.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...epetal-jam.jpg

Rose Petal Jam
1 cup fresh rose petals (must never have been sprayed with any chemicals) 3/4 cup water
Juice of 1 lemon
2 1/2 cups sugar,
1 package pectin (ie. Sure Jell)
3/4 cup water

Puree rose petals, 3/4 cup water and lemon juice in blender until smooth. Slowly add sugar. Blend till all sugar has dissolved; (leave in blender) Stir 1 package pectin (ie. Sure Jell) into 3/4 cup water, bring to a boil, and boil hard for 1 minute. Pour mixture into blender with rose petal mixture until well blended. Do this very quickly - it sets up FAST!! Pour into baby food jars. Let set for 6 hours, till firm. Will keep one month in refrigerator. Freezes well.

I'll take the roses, without the jam, although I'd rather not wait for V-day.

Next poster prefers vanilla over chocolate.

False I'll take some vanilla with my chocolate, but I'd rather just have the chocolate.

The next poster loves their job.

yes ...to the extent that I need a job and this one is about as good as it could be. But if I hit the lottery big time, I would retire ...maybe I should buy lottery tickets.

The next poster is looking forward to May 1st to be dancing the Maypole and crowning of the May Queen.

Any excuse to dance with a pole.

You are thinking about a new hairstyle in the near future.

Now I'm sorry I'm not Polish, but I do have a lot of hair and I've been told my hairstyle is "windswept".

The next poster will be taking a "sick day" on the day after Cinco de Mayo ...which intruigingly enough is Sexto de Mayo.

False ( if by some strange happenstance that it becomes true, I'll invoke the 'dare' clause) ...and True, intriguingly.


The person below me has eaten and/or will eat a sandwich today.

How'd you know? Brought one from home.

Your coffee/tea is getting cold.