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02-14-2007, 03:44 PM
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Getting it.
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OCM: +1 for being the hardest working man in Nonsense
uncle_phil: +1 for a reference to Singapore Sling Astro: +3, can you dig it? Paddyjoe: +1 for playing with fire fly: +.5 for the pun OCM: +1 for sheep dip uncle_phil: 0 points. Clarify. paddyjoe: +2 for a relatively competent burn. You can do better my friend! fly: +2 for consistency and lots of lube angel: +2 for the angle of your glowing donut OCM: -2 I have my settings set for 100 posts per page, this is still page one.
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02-14-2007, 04:37 PM
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comfortably numb...
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/me will give you three strokes next time...
(charlie, you know what i mean...)
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02-14-2007, 09:32 PM
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see the links to my music?
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02-15-2007, 03:21 AM
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comfortably numb...
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"Hey, honey! I've got a teaching job in Singapore!!! Paid move and everything! See ya in about a week!!!"
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02-15-2007, 06:41 AM
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Getting it.
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shanifaye: +3 for nostalgia
uncle_phil: +2 for being so kinky and right after shani's post too... paddyjoe: +1 one for thinking like me astro: +2 for nostalgia and -1 just to revel in it. fly: +3 for the use of "hind tit" and +1 for the horse you rode in on fremen: +5 for being honest, but tell me something I don't already know -2  uncle_phil: +2 for the last part. Part one and two already happened -- teaching job and paid move secured!
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02-15-2007, 07:34 AM
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through charlatans phone
Location: Northcoast
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well, I can understand sucking, and being called on it by the powers that be, and when I do suck I will man-up and be the first to admit it, BUT, then to be piled on and watch as points are awarded to the freaking *bastard* who piled on.........
all I can say...........SWEET! good move ass-man, I woulda hammered you too......  |
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02-15-2007, 10:18 AM
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still, wondering.
Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
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Little Sally skipped through the woods, marvelling at the disorder it seemed to be, and leaving a trail of bread crumbs which quickly disappeared behind her.
...just saw your ass again on a different thread, sir! Everytime it appears it's like it was the first time: Amazing!
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02-15-2007, 11:17 AM
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...is a comical chap
Location: Where morons reign supreme
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Your avatar kind of creeps me out, Charlatan.
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02-15-2007, 06:16 PM
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see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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02-15-2007, 07:39 PM
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Naughty Just Right
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Now about that male part of a clam being called a clitoris... I'm intregued (sp?) can you pierce the hood??  What do ya think Charlatan, are ya up for some clam clitoris hood piercing??? Tee hee hee
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02-17-2007, 08:02 PM
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Getting it.
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paddyjoe: +2 for being gracious despite the suckage
fly: +1 for loving joe *so* much OCM: -1 for little Sally +1 for having an apprciation of fly's ass Giant Humburger: +3 for clams (there are more points if you are wearing clam diggers) Medusa: +2 for the fear -1 for lack of details OCM: -1 for cicular statements fly: -2 for too much ass for one man to handle (except maybe joe) paddyjoe: +1 for dreaming big astro: 0 points for getting all girly on us angel: +1 for twilight zone (more points if you can do a Rod Serling impression) +2 for piercing clams (just don't get carried away) Shani: +1 for paying attention to details OCM: -2 for jumping the gun After 100 posts (or so) the results so far: In last place with the only negative points total Crack: -4 Next our newcomer with the images of hotness that left me frustrated Tigerlily: 0 New to the game but showing potential Medusa: 1 Winner of the most posts but top marks for inconsistency OCM: 1 A hit an run with the offer of free food... tempting to give negative points for eating and running JBW: 2 One of two from the rock, but shaky on the points Hagatha: 2 Made a grand confession (good for the soul) but then crawled away in shame (dude, it's just a book, read it!) Fremen: 3 Taking time out of his busy schedule for world wide domination Giant Hamburger: 3 Our second contestant from the rock and a salty dog at that, Satan himself Lucifer: 4 The man with an identity crisis Chimera: 5 Doing well for so few posts Pan: 5 Late to the game and fresh on the comeback trail astrocloud: 6 Working any angle and looking to dominate the field Shanifaye: 7 Another on the comeback trail and showing potential to be a leader in this pack Angel: 7 The tortoise of this game, small points gain each round but always a gain, the "mystro" uncle_phil: 17 The man with ass to spare and the attitude to share it with all (whether they want to share or not) fly: 22 In the lead with .5 of a point, fly is nipping at his ass (but what else is new), everybodies favourite Guinness drinking Rochesterian paddyjoe: 22.5
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02-17-2007, 08:37 PM
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Charlatan, I am enjoying this thread, and I do have to say--you are not only one of my favorite Canadians, you are one of my favorite Cancers (the other being ShaniFaye, who shares my birthday), and one of my favorite fellow foodies.
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02-19-2007, 10:32 AM
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Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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All the women of TFP aren't wearing any underwear.
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02-19-2007, 06:07 PM
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Getting it.
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Onesnowyowl: +2 for just being nice
OCM: +1 for the use of the word Booby Astro: +3 for the clip, so sad how the mighty had fallen and -1 for the wine (I will server no points for that wine) Fly: +1 for admitting his love of non-alcoholic beer OCM: +1 for admitting that he had carnal relations with a series of books Paddyjoe: +2 for the jumping Bean -1 for emphatic use of capital letters Astro: +3 for Grape Ape reference and image. OCM: -1 for being in the wrong thread fredweena: +2 for making me laugh, -1 for no pictures OCM: +1 for stubborn refusal to change
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02-19-2007, 08:07 PM
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Yea it was a good movie but I bought a bootleg copy of it.
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02-19-2007, 11:20 PM
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With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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Your balls are made of brass for picking up and moving to another country, Charlie.
Too bad they aren't made of copper, then they'd be worth more.
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02-21-2007, 07:59 AM
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Getting it.
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Fly: -1 as requested but +4 for standing true to your principles and -1 for the threat of stockings (though if you did post them, it might work in your favour, it all depends on if you've kept up your form
Astro: +6 that was just awesome... made me laugh Fremen: +4 for knowing the value of precious metals but -2 for shining my balls Astro: +2 for a good reference OCM: +4 for Haiku but -2 for the use of the word counterclockwise (today is Wednesday and that word is not allowed).
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