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Old 02-07-2007, 08:17 PM   #41 (permalink)
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I hear on the news tonight that the "Cool-Dry Season" is about to start in Singapore.
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Old 02-08-2007, 05:44 AM   #42 (permalink)
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fly and joe: +1 for your shared love of lollipops.

Angel: +2 for just showing up

Lucifer: +4 for something I want to hear but -2 for that long-haired freaky avatar you had the other day... I think I hurt my eyes on that mane of hair!
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Old 02-08-2007, 12:31 PM   #43 (permalink)
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I'm tall, blonde, with a body made for dirty dirty things. I don't know you, but I feel the need to spend the rest of my days (or at least until you tire of me and need to find something new) as your slave.
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Old 02-08-2007, 04:17 PM   #44 (permalink)
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There has to be another freaking page, and so there is...

maybe...Godiva chocolate?
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Old 02-08-2007, 05:24 PM   #45 (permalink)
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charlie, shoulda seen my slice today...
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Old 02-08-2007, 05:38 PM   #46 (permalink)
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...shoulda seen my slice today.
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Old 02-09-2007, 01:42 PM   #47 (permalink)
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/me can't believe charlie started his OWN multi-page thread...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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Old 02-09-2007, 01:45 PM   #48 (permalink)
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With friends like he has? While unlikely to rival word association.....
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Old 02-09-2007, 04:30 PM   #49 (permalink)
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/me can't believe charlie started his OWN multi-page thread...

i can.


the man's an icon in these parts.
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Old 02-09-2007, 04:34 PM   #50 (permalink)
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Icons roll,
though largely useless,
meaningful?
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Old 02-09-2007, 04:41 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Hi, Im your official mold getterridofer, where shall I derobe?
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Old 02-09-2007, 04:52 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Hi-ho.
...(minus points for this, I'm sure) Charlatan's vision, outdistanced in his mind,
yields multiple hallucinations, and there are points.
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Old 02-09-2007, 05:03 PM   #53 (permalink)
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/me has begun to get the sense that he might think he's becoming a legend in his own mind...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 02-10-2007, 04:16 AM   #54 (permalink)
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More pages for sure.
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Old 02-10-2007, 06:07 AM   #55 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by uncle phil
/me has begun to get the sense that he might think he's becoming a legend in his own mind...

nah phil......he's just a crazy fuckin' Canadian that's all.

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Old 02-10-2007, 07:15 AM   #56 (permalink)
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Tigerlily: +4 for what I want to hear but -4 for exacerbating my existing issues
OCM: +1 for chocolate
unclephil: +1 for the slice and +1 for un souçon of self deprication
OCM: -2 for copying
unclephil: +1 for telling it like it is
OCM: -1 for confusion
fly: -2 for flattery
OCM: +1 for confusion
Shanifaye: +3 for bringing the demold magic
OCM: +1 for confusion
unclephil: +3 for sticking a fork in my ass
OCM: -1 for confusion
fly: +2 for bringing the Maple Leaf into it...
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Old 02-10-2007, 07:24 AM   #57 (permalink)
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damn..........i even knew flattery would get me no where.

the fuck was i thinking?

*don't even bother joe......i know you got somethin' to say*
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Old 02-10-2007, 09:55 AM   #58 (permalink)
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*don't even bother joe......i know you got somethin' to say*
no sir! it's lay off the fly day here in western new york. I do wish you were here charlie. I know you miss this snow and cold........
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Old 02-10-2007, 12:07 PM   #59 (permalink)
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well that's pretty fucking boring........

at least call me an asshat or somethin'.
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Old 02-10-2007, 12:14 PM   #60 (permalink)
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i'll call you somethin', you...you...you...SOMETHIN'!!!
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 02-10-2007, 12:55 PM   #61 (permalink)
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...was all dressed up with no place to go when the phone rang. It was the beloved, calling from another reality, with a 'passport'.
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Old 02-10-2007, 03:42 PM   #62 (permalink)
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at least call me an asshat or somethin'.
Oh, i'll get you tomorrow, Richard.



haha wait, that's something....
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Old 02-10-2007, 04:38 PM   #63 (permalink)
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...when I told them the password was "dick" they washed my mouth out. It didn't taste like soap...
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Old 02-10-2007, 05:23 PM   #64 (permalink)
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I came back for you Charli.
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Old 02-10-2007, 06:06 PM   #65 (permalink)
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the next time you eat in my restaurant, the meal is on me!
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Old 02-10-2007, 06:10 PM   #66 (permalink)
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confusion, plus or minus heh
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Old 02-10-2007, 09:36 PM   #67 (permalink)
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fly: +1 for learning from your mistakes
paddyjoe: +2 for the good wishes and thoughts of snow, -1 for reminding me
fly: +1 for using the word asshat
unclephil: no points awarded or taken away
OCM: +5 for using the word of the day
paddyjoe: +2 for Richard. As tricky as always.
OCM: -2 for images of you getting your mouth washed out with dick.
Astro: +2 for just coming back
JBW: +2 for the invite (and there's more where that came from if you tell me where your restaurant is located)
OCM: no points award or taken away...
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Old 02-10-2007, 10:06 PM   #68 (permalink)
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you always learn from your mistakes.('cept for that bastard joe)..........(i know he's up to something)

oh yeah.......yesterday is gone.........tomorrow is not here yet and,.........i'm not done with today........
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Old 02-11-2007, 07:06 AM   #69 (permalink)
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Languidly charming,
the thing laid on its cushions
and offered more stuff.

It wasn't useful
or even informative;
exported haiku!
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Old 02-12-2007, 02:50 PM   #70 (permalink)
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fly: +2 for learning and +2 for just being deep
OCM: -2 for haiku
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Old 02-12-2007, 03:17 PM   #71 (permalink)
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Oops! (Ignorance is not the same as ignoring.)

There loomed a presence, behind us and all around: One cannot help it!
Give me another chance, Xxx!
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Old 02-12-2007, 04:54 PM   #72 (permalink)
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/me waits for a real "singapore sling..."
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 02-12-2007, 06:55 PM   #73 (permalink)
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Who's the Canuck private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Charlatan!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his Fly man?
Charlatan!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's nonsense all about?
Charlatan!
Right On!

They say this cat Charlatan is a bad mother--
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
But I'm talkin' 'bout Charlatan.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
Charlatan!
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Old 02-13-2007, 04:24 AM   #74 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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I nominate Astrocloud for president of the universe!
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Old 02-13-2007, 04:50 AM   #75 (permalink)
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but.........you're a fucking wingnut joe.

......and astroglide ain't too far behind you either.

but you like it that way right?
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Old 02-13-2007, 07:26 AM   #76 (permalink)
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Charlatan skipped down the path into the meadow. Butterflies swarmed into the air, making small fluttering noises. Quite alert all of a sudden, Charlatan avoided the sheep dip and kept his toes clean.
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Old 02-13-2007, 03:38 PM   #77 (permalink)
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no "six month" period?
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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Old 02-13-2007, 04:33 PM   #78 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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phil, is that what all your dates used to tell you they had.......

Quote:
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but.........you're a fucking wingnut joe.

......and astroglide ain't too far behind you either.
uh-huh, pot....kettle....black

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Old 02-13-2007, 07:08 PM   #79 (permalink)
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uh-huh, pot....kettle....black


man..........i can kick myself in the teeth.........that one was for you.


and you better take it like a man too............hhmmmmmmmm


however that may be my friend.........is up to you.


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Old 02-13-2007, 07:44 PM   #80 (permalink)
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Oh Charlatan...My halo is tilted ever so prominently!
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