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Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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Tell me what I want to hear! CONTEST!
It's the tell Charlatan what he wants to hear contest!!!
You post what you think I want to hear and I award points. Those who have the highest points win a fabulous prize. Let the games begin.
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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke |
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#2 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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/me is having trouble with the audio, but visualize, if you will, birds chirping on a cool spring morn over a babbling brook next to a sizzling pan of bacon over a campfire...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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yeah, and supersize it...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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still, wondering.
Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
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hmm, does a Charlatan want to hear something silly or something sillier?
Your wisdom surpasses the other's and the rest is all a very effective act.
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#7 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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Uncle_phil: one point for being a smart ass, -2 for not giving me something I want to hear
Fly: +3 for recognizing my need for fries. uncle_phil: +1 for not thinking about my waistline. crack: -4 for pandering... you don't even know what my dick looks like. Now if you were busy servicing it, I might take you at your word. ocm: +2 for being confusing. I have no idea what you were trying to say to me.
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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke |
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Getting it.
Super Moderator
Location: Lion City
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Lucifer: +2 for thinking with your heart but -4 for not saying which plane (now I have visions of them flying Cuba with some crazy hijacker or crashing into the Andes where they have to eat my daughter to stay alive.
OCM: -3 for calling me sir and +2 for still not making any sense whatsoever!
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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke |
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Hmmm....I foresee you becoming the leader of a vast media empire that monopolizes all print and television in the Western Hemisphere.
But you remain humble.
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Thats the last time I trust the strangest people I ever met....H. Simpson Last edited by hagatha; 02-04-2007 at 10:53 AM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost |
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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Quote:
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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#19 (permalink) |
Getting it.
Super Moderator
Location: Lion City
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OCM: +2 for being relatively deep, even if you are from the shallow end off the gene pool.
Fly: +4 I like a guy who thinks of my social lubrication. hagatha: +4 for thinking big but -2 because I don't want to think about work paddyjoe: +5 for your desire to consummate your man love with fly and +1 for the unexpected honours fly: +2 for keeping perspective paddyjoe: -2 for a lack of originality, quit copying off of fly's test. unclephil: +1 for puns paddyjoe: +3 for images of Deliverance meets the Jackson Five
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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke |
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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Quote:
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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Banned
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The world is at peace, and disease relinquished to a misty past. Humankind is on the cusp of evolving into pure energy, and God has finally shown herself....She says she does not exist at all. All children are healthy and happy, There has not been an extinction of species on the planet since the Dinosaurs, and we just colonized our seventh star system.
Oh....and you just bought the most comfortable shoes you have ever worn. |
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#27 (permalink) |
still, wondering.
Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
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"One looked a bit like a camp follower who had once come up to Brienne to ask if she had a cunt or a cock inside her breeches." -George R. R. Martin.
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#28 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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charlie really wants his own two-page thread...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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OCM: +3 for just being you... freak.
Fly: Sweet jesus fly... if I am reading between line you just offered me a lot more than a reach around. +5 ![]() Unclephil: +1 for banter OCM: -2 no so much. paddyjoe: +2 for your (man)love of fly fly: +2 for the kind offer, -3 for watching my ass (how are you going to watch my ass while planting tulips?) ![]() Chimera: +3 for whatever it is you are smoking and +2 for comfortable shoes... I like me some comfortable shoes. OCM: +1 for effort, -1 for too much and -1 the cunt thread is slimshaydee's turf. Unclephil: +2 for telling it like it is fly and paddyjoe: +3 for doing that thing you two do (you decide how to split it 'cause I am not giving your three points each). OCM: +1 for chocolate -2 for making me think of that film with Vin Diesel Paddyjoe and Fly: -3 just to even it so you don't have to fight over the shared points when I know you two want to be making sweet love.
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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke |
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Lennonite Priest
Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA
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I think I know what Charlie needs.......
MONTY PYTHON Quote:
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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?" |
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#38 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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you freaks are really trying to give him what he wants...another freakin' page...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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