Tell me what I want to hear! CONTEST! - Page 2 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Lucifer · 02-07-2007, 08:17 PM

I hear on the news tonight that the "Cool-Dry Season" is about to start in Singapore.

Charlatan · 02-08-2007, 05:44 AM

Pan!: +5 for reading my mind (my son just did this sketch with me on Skype - how's that for weird and geeky?)

fly: -1 for blushing...

paddyjoe: +1 for sour grapes

uncle phil: +3 for being the voice of reason -1 for your slice

fly and joe: +1 for your shared love of lollipops.

Angel: +2 for just showing up

Lucifer: +4 for something I want to hear but -2 for that long-haired freaky avatar you had the other day... I think I hurt my eyes on that mane of hair!

Tigerlily · 02-08-2007, 12:31 PM

I'm tall, blonde, with a body made for dirty dirty things. I don't know you, but I feel the need to spend the rest of my days (or at least until you tire of me and need to find something new) as your slave.

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-08-2007, 04:17 PM

There has to be another freaking page, and so there is...

maybe...Godiva chocolate?

uncle phil · 02-08-2007, 05:24 PM

charlie, shoulda seen my slice today...

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-08-2007, 05:38 PM

...shoulda seen my slice today.

uncle phil · 02-09-2007, 01:42 PM

/me can't believe charlie started his OWN multi-page thread...

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-09-2007, 01:45 PM

With friends like he has? While unlikely to rival word association.....

Fly · 02-09-2007, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

/me can't believe charlie started his OWN multi-page thread...

i can.

the man's an icon in these parts.

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-09-2007, 04:34 PM

Icons roll,
though largely useless,
meaningful?

ShaniFaye · 02-09-2007, 04:41 PM

Hi, Im your official mold getterridofer, where shall I derobe?

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-09-2007, 04:52 PM

Hi-ho.
...(minus points for this, I'm sure) Charlatan's vision, outdistanced in his mind,
yields multiple hallucinations, and there are points.

uncle phil · 02-09-2007, 05:03 PM

/me has begun to get the sense that he might think he's becoming a legend in his own mind...

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-10-2007, 04:16 AM

More pages for sure.

Fly · 02-10-2007, 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

/me has begun to get the sense that he might think he's becoming a legend in his own mind...

nah phil......he's just a crazy fuckin' Canadian that's all.

Charlatan · 02-10-2007, 07:15 AM

Tigerlily: +4 for what I want to hear but -4 for exacerbating my existing issues
OCM: +1 for chocolate
unclephil: +1 for the slice and +1 for un souçon of self deprication
OCM: -2 for copying
unclephil: +1 for telling it like it is
OCM: -1 for confusion
fly: -2 for flattery
OCM: +1 for confusion
Shanifaye: +3 for bringing the demold magic
OCM: +1 for confusion
unclephil: +3 for sticking a fork in my ass
OCM: -1 for confusion
fly: +2 for bringing the Maple Leaf into it...

Fly · 02-10-2007, 07:24 AM

damn..........i even knew flattery would get me no where.

the fuck was i thinking?

*don't even bother joe......i know you got somethin' to say*

paddyjoe · 02-10-2007, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly

*don't even bother joe......i know you got somethin' to say*

no sir! it's lay off the fly day here in western new york. I do wish you were here charlie. I know you miss this snow and cold........

Fly · 02-10-2007, 12:07 PM

well that's pretty fucking boring........

at least call me an asshat or somethin'.

uncle phil · 02-10-2007, 12:14 PM

i'll call you somethin', you...you...you...SOMETHIN'!!!

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-10-2007, 12:55 PM

...was all dressed up with no place to go when the phone rang. It was the beloved, calling from another reality, with a 'passport'.

paddyjoe · 02-10-2007, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly

at least call me an asshat or somethin'.

Oh, i'll get you tomorrow, Richard.

haha wait, that's something....

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-10-2007, 04:38 PM

...when I told them the password was "dick" they washed my mouth out. It didn't taste like soap...

Astrocloud · 02-10-2007, 05:23 PM

I came back for you Charli.

jbw97361 · 02-10-2007, 06:06 PM

the next time you eat in my restaurant, the meal is on me!

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-10-2007, 06:10 PM

confusion, plus or minus heh

Charlatan · 02-10-2007, 09:36 PM

fly: +1 for learning from your mistakes
paddyjoe: +2 for the good wishes and thoughts of snow, -1 for reminding me
fly: +1 for using the word asshat
unclephil: no points awarded or taken away
OCM: +5 for using the word of the day
paddyjoe: +2 for Richard. As tricky as always.
OCM: -2 for images of you getting your mouth washed out with dick.
Astro: +2 for just coming back
JBW: +2 for the invite (and there's more where that came from if you tell me where your restaurant is located)
OCM: no points award or taken away...

Fly · 02-10-2007, 10:06 PM

you always learn from your mistakes.('cept for that bastard joe)..........(i know he's up to something)

oh yeah.......yesterday is gone.........tomorrow is not here yet and,.........i'm not done with today........

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-11-2007, 07:06 AM

Languidly charming,
the thing laid on its cushions
and offered more stuff.

It wasn't useful
or even informative;
exported haiku!

Charlatan · 02-12-2007, 02:50 PM

fly: +2 for learning and +2 for just being deep
OCM: -2 for haiku

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-12-2007, 03:17 PM

Oops! (Ignorance is not the same as ignoring.)

There loomed a presence, behind us and all around: One cannot help it!
Give me another chance, Xxx!

uncle phil · 02-12-2007, 04:54 PM

/me waits for a real "singapore sling..."

Astrocloud · 02-12-2007, 06:55 PM

Who's the Canuck private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Charlatan!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his Fly man?
Charlatan!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's nonsense all about?
Charlatan!
Right On!

They say this cat Charlatan is a bad mother--
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
But I'm talkin' 'bout Charlatan.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
Charlatan!

paddyjoe · 02-13-2007, 04:24 AM

I nominate Astrocloud for president of the universe!

Fly · 02-13-2007, 04:50 AM

but.........you're a fucking wingnut joe.

......and astroglide ain't too far behind you either.

but you like it that way right?

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-13-2007, 07:26 AM

Charlatan skipped down the path into the meadow. Butterflies swarmed into the air, making small fluttering noises. Quite alert all of a sudden, Charlatan avoided the sheep dip and kept his toes clean.

uncle phil · 02-13-2007, 03:38 PM

no "six month" period?

paddyjoe · 02-13-2007, 04:33 PM

phil, is that what all your dates used to tell you they had.......

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly

but.........you're a fucking wingnut joe.

......and astroglide ain't too far behind you either.

uh-huh, pot....kettle....black

Fly · 02-13-2007, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe

uh-huh, pot....kettle....black

man..........i can kick myself in the teeth.........that one was for you.

and you better take it like a man too............hhmmmmmmmm

however that may be my friend.........is up to you.

Angel · 02-13-2007, 07:44 PM

Oh Charlatan...My halo is tilted ever so prominently!

02-07-2007, 08:17 PM	#41 (permalink)
Lucifer Husband of Seamaiden Location: Nova Scotia	I hear on the news tonight that the "Cool-Dry Season" is about to start in Singapore. __________________ I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Job 30:29 1123, 6536, 5321

02-08-2007, 05:44 AM	#42 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Pan!: +5 for reading my mind (my son just did this sketch with me on Skype - how's that for weird and geeky?) fly: -1 for blushing... paddyjoe: +1 for sour grapes uncle phil: +3 for being the voice of reason -1 for your slice fly and joe: +1 for your shared love of lollipops. Angel: +2 for just showing up Lucifer: +4 for something I want to hear but -2 for that long-haired freaky avatar you had the other day... I think I hurt my eyes on that mane of hair! __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-08-2007, 04:17 PM	#44 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	There has to be another freaking page, and so there is... maybe...Godiva chocolate? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-08-2007, 05:24 PM	#45 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	charlie, shoulda seen my slice today... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-08-2007, 05:38 PM	#46 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	...shoulda seen my slice today. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-08-2007, 12:31 PM	#43 (permalink)
Tigerlily Upright Location: Australia	I'm tall, blonde, with a body made for dirty dirty things. I don't know you, but I feel the need to spend the rest of my days (or at least until you tire of me and need to find something new) as your slave.

02-09-2007, 01:42 PM	#47 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	/me can't believe charlie started his OWN multi-page thread... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-09-2007, 01:45 PM	#48 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	With friends like he has? While unlikely to rival word association..... __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-09-2007, 04:34 PM	#50 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Icons roll, though largely useless, meaningful? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-09-2007, 04:41 PM	#51 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	Hi, Im your official mold getterridofer, where shall I derobe? __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

02-09-2007, 04:52 PM	#52 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Hi-ho. ...(minus points for this, I'm sure) Charlatan's vision, outdistanced in his mind, yields multiple hallucinations, and there are points. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-09-2007, 05:03 PM	#53 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	/me has begun to get the sense that he might think he's becoming a legend in his own mind... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-10-2007, 04:16 AM	#54 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	More pages for sure. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-10-2007, 07:15 AM	#56 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Tigerlily: +4 for what I want to hear but -4 for exacerbating my existing issues OCM: +1 for chocolate unclephil: +1 for the slice and +1 for un souçon of self deprication OCM: -2 for copying unclephil: +1 for telling it like it is OCM: -1 for confusion fly: -2 for flattery OCM: +1 for confusion Shanifaye: +3 for bringing the demold magic OCM: +1 for confusion unclephil: +3 for sticking a fork in my ass OCM: -1 for confusion fly: +2 for bringing the Maple Leaf into it... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-10-2007, 07:24 AM	#57 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	damn..........i even knew flattery would get me no where. the fuck was i thinking? don't even bother joe......i know you got somethin' to say __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-10-2007, 12:07 PM	#59 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	well that's pretty fucking boring........ at least call me an asshat or somethin'. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-10-2007, 12:14 PM	#60 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	i'll call you somethin', you...you...you...SOMETHIN'!!! __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-10-2007, 12:55 PM	#61 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	...was all dressed up with no place to go when the phone rang. It was the beloved, calling from another reality, with a 'passport'. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-10-2007, 04:38 PM	#63 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	...when I told them the password was "dick" they washed my mouth out. It didn't taste like soap... __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-10-2007, 05:23 PM	#64 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	I came back for you Charli.

02-10-2007, 06:06 PM	#65 (permalink)
jbw97361 Tilted	the next time you eat in my restaurant, the meal is on me! __________________ JBW

02-10-2007, 06:10 PM	#66 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	confusion, plus or minus heh __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-10-2007, 09:36 PM	#67 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	fly: +1 for learning from your mistakes paddyjoe: +2 for the good wishes and thoughts of snow, -1 for reminding me fly: +1 for using the word asshat unclephil: no points awarded or taken away OCM: +5 for using the word of the day paddyjoe: +2 for Richard. As tricky as always. OCM: -2 for images of you getting your mouth washed out with dick. Astro: +2 for just coming back JBW: +2 for the invite (and there's more where that came from if you tell me where your restaurant is located) OCM: no points award or taken away... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-10-2007, 10:06 PM	#68 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	you always learn from your mistakes.('cept for that bastard joe)..........(i know he's up to something) oh yeah.......yesterday is gone.........tomorrow is not here yet and,.........i'm not done with today........ __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-11-2007, 07:06 AM	#69 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Languidly charming, the thing laid on its cushions and offered more stuff. It wasn't useful or even informative; exported haiku! __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT Last edited by Ourcrazymodern?; 02-12-2007 at 12:34 PM..

02-12-2007, 02:50 PM	#70 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	fly: +2 for learning and +2 for just being deep OCM: -2 for haiku __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-12-2007, 03:17 PM	#71 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Oops! (Ignorance is not the same as ignoring.) There loomed a presence, behind us and all around: One cannot help it! Give me another chance, Xxx! __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-12-2007, 04:54 PM	#72 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	/me waits for a real "singapore sling..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-12-2007, 06:55 PM	#73 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Who's the Canuck private dick That's a sex machine to all the chicks? Charlatan! Ya damn right! Who is the man that would risk his neck For his Fly man? Charlatan! Can you dig it? Who's the cat that won't cop out When there's nonsense all about? Charlatan! Right On! They say this cat Charlatan is a bad mother-- SHUT YOUR MOUTH! But I'm talkin' 'bout Charlatan. THEN WE CAN DIG IT! He's a complicated man But no one understands him but his woman Charlatan!

02-13-2007, 04:24 AM	#74 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	I nominate Astrocloud for president of the universe!

02-13-2007, 04:50 AM	#75 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	but.........you're a fucking wingnut joe. ......and astroglide ain't too far behind you either. but you like it that way right? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-13-2007, 07:26 AM	#76 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Charlatan skipped down the path into the meadow. Butterflies swarmed into the air, making small fluttering noises. Quite alert all of a sudden, Charlatan avoided the sheep dip and kept his toes clean. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-13-2007, 03:38 PM	#77 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	no "six month" period? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-13-2007, 07:44 PM	#80 (permalink)
Angel Naughty Just Right Location: Euphoria	Oh Charlatan...My halo is tilted ever so prominently! __________________ In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there was within me an invincible summer. ~Albert Camus