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Charlatan, welcome to the first post of YOUR second page :icare:
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Tally points. Tally points!
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paddyjoe: +2 for being gracious despite the suckage
fly: +1 for loving joe *so* much OCM: -1 for little Sally +1 for having an apprciation of fly's ass Giant Humburger: +3 for clams (there are more points if you are wearing clam diggers) Medusa: +2 for the fear -1 for lack of details OCM: -1 for cicular statements fly: -2 for too much ass for one man to handle (except maybe joe) paddyjoe: +1 for dreaming big astro: 0 points for getting all girly on us angel: +1 for twilight zone (more points if you can do a Rod Serling impression) +2 for piercing clams (just don't get carried away) Shani: +1 for paying attention to details OCM: -2 for jumping the gun After 100 posts (or so) the results so far: In last place with the only negative points total Crack: -4 Next our newcomer with the images of hotness that left me frustrated Tigerlily: 0 New to the game but showing potential Medusa: 1 Winner of the most posts but top marks for inconsistency OCM: 1 A hit an run with the offer of free food... tempting to give negative points for eating and running JBW: 2 One of two from the rock, but shaky on the points Hagatha: 2 Made a grand confession (good for the soul) but then crawled away in shame (dude, it's just a book, read it!) Fremen: 3 Taking time out of his busy schedule for world wide domination Giant Hamburger: 3 Our second contestant from the rock and a salty dog at that, Satan himself Lucifer: 4 The man with an identity crisis Chimera: 5 Doing well for so few posts Pan: 5 Late to the game and fresh on the comeback trail astrocloud: 6 Working any angle and looking to dominate the field Shanifaye: 7 Another on the comeback trail and showing potential to be a leader in this pack Angel: 7 The tortoise of this game, small points gain each round but always a gain, the "mystro" uncle_phil: 17 The man with ass to spare and the attitude to share it with all (whether they want to share or not) fly: 22 In the lead with .5 of a point, fly is nipping at his ass (but what else is new), everybodies favourite Guinness drinking Rochesterian paddyjoe: 22.5 |
Charlatan, I am enjoying this thread, and I do have to say--you are not only one of my favorite Canadians, you are one of my favorite Cancers (the other being ShaniFaye, who shares my birthday), and one of my favorite fellow foodies.
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Well, I guess top marks for inconsistency is something...
Are there booby prizes? |
I found you in a commercial.
I thought it's time that you might like some wine. http://www.altia.fi/altia/viinikerho...PaulMasson.jpg |
.5.............joe is leading by .5
that's a non alcoholic beer isn't it? |
The prequels to Dune were as stimulating.
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Oh joy! I'm just so happy! C'mon, dance with me Charlie........
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http://www.animationalley.com/images...a/grapeape.jpg GRAPE APE! GRAPE APE! |
Pickles are too funny.
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All the women of TFP aren't wearing any underwear. :D
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What's underwear?
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Onesnowyowl: +2 for just being nice
OCM: +1 for the use of the word Booby Astro: +3 for the clip, so sad how the mighty had fallen and -1 for the wine (I will server no points for that wine) Fly: +1 for admitting his love of non-alcoholic beer OCM: +1 for admitting that he had carnal relations with a series of books Paddyjoe: +2 for the jumping Bean -1 for emphatic use of capital letters Astro: +3 for Grape Ape reference and image. OCM: -1 for being in the wrong thread fredweena: +2 for making me laugh, -1 for no pictures OCM: +1 for stubborn refusal to change |
actually.......i'd like to surrender that single point as.......
near beer is just fucking brutal. i was more pissed that,that bastard joe was ahead by .5 shall i dig the stockings out? |
Yea it was a good movie but I bought a bootleg copy of it.
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Your balls are made of brass for picking up and moving to another country, Charlie.
Too bad they aren't made of copper, then they'd be worth more. :thumbsup: |
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Scary movies too
will move us counterclockwise and yet not at all. (-2for haiku) |
Fly: -1 as requested but +4 for standing true to your principles and -1 for the threat of stockings (though if you did post them, it might work in your favour, it all depends on if you've kept up your form
Astro: +6 that was just awesome... made me laugh Fremen: +4 for knowing the value of precious metals but -2 for shining my balls Astro: +2 for a good reference OCM: +4 for Haiku but -2 for the use of the word counterclockwise (today is Wednesday and that word is not allowed). |
Beholding, mister, with a certain emphasis.
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BEHOLD A MISTER! http://www.nelcc.uconn.edu/images/spray-mister_000.gif |
Spritz make a nice Christmas cookie.
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dude..........form is true........good to go. lucky for all......no pantyhose...(yes,as Astroglide said.........issues)....... we're all a little bit luckier today folks. Charlie!!!!! kiss me you crazy bastard............:eek: |
Today is tomorrow-day. Machines can only do what they're told.
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golf really is a four-letter word...
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it might be where four-letter words came from
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OCM: -1 be bold not behold
Astro: +2 if I can use that to keep OCM off the couch OCM: +1 for keeping Christ in Xmas Astro: -1 for Cookie Monster. His gluttony know no bounds. But +2 for thematic connection between posts... the orange in the background of the spritzer bottle and Cookie's background are consistent. Fly: -1 for the kiss and +2 for the continued absence of your ass OCM: +1 for looking to the future uncle_phil: +2 for speaking the truth OCM: +1 for a reasonable speculation |
Glorious nonsense
ascending towards heaven whence it came, maybe. |
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that's just cuz you have it forever in a book right? :D :thumbsup: |
Telling the boys they were fine, as if I didn't know they were, must've been not unwrong!
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Charlie come home..........................
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Kneeling once again
I thought my knees might get stained and lurched to my feet. |
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OCM: +2 for haiku
Fly: +3 for your ass in my book OCM: -1 for unwrong... fly: -1 for not having a stiff upper lip OCM: -2 for Haiku Astro: +2 for Bert... he is the master of Sesame Street and Osama's best bud. |
i think your hair is better than Bert's Charlie.
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Your glory orbits
and provides unlimited thoughts making certain sense. |
Osama is Dead.... LONG LIVE BURT!!!!
Proof of the connection between Burt and Saddam http://www.bertisevil.tv/img/bert-sadam.jpg |
But, but...Osama's not dead yet! Is she?
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Burt is proof of Iraq's link to Al Queda.
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A strange essence blew in and my thoughts went awry.
It was strangely pleasing. |
Fly: +2 for being kind, but the truth is my hair will soon be like yours... gone.
OCM: -2 for haiku Astro: +4 for finding the missing link. I knew that bastard Bert was up to no good (but it's what makes him cooler than cookie). OCM: -1 for trying to cover up the truth Astro: points for this granted above OCM: +1 for lyricism |
It actually belongs on the politics board.
That and this. |
If I ever win the lottery, I'm buying plane tickets for Fly, PJ, Phil and Charlatan to go to an as yet undisclosed location for three nights of total lunacy and ass-flashing.
It's like the Marx Brothers revisited :D Groucho-UnclePhil Harpo-Fly Chico-PaddyJoe Zeppo-Charlatan |
Sometimes the two go,
but sometimes they come again! This is very odd. |
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where are the naked broads? and gummo? |
There's never any naked broads with the Marx Brothers....only Margaret Dumont...
Gummo...uh...that'd be Tecoyah :D |
Chewy, sticky candy, and wicking pajamas.
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Charlie..........i wanna see your ass!!!!
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Oh, good lord! Will I have to re-paper the guest room?
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you just might...........
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If might makes right I'll relish the opportunity. Pickles!
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Does that provide a different meaning to rolling on the floor?
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HaHa, I just became Tilted today.
Thank you all, especially you. :bowdown: |
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Where's the scorekeeper?
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You slacked off.
I would like to help if I can. |
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